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Castlevania

Call it Alukart.

mach25687 posted...

It needs to add a defense mechanism for the Survivors like the Texas chainsaw massacre and Killer Klowns from outer space.

Dead by Daylight already bullies the killer with Survive with Friends. The game is already heavily favored towards the survivors enough as is. Enough to the point where picking anyone but Nurse is trolling.

l0bcity posted...

Make sure you have plenty of empty Gatorade bottles

And a bed pan, cause you know the next step after the pee bottles.

It takes more time to catch a Feebas and evolve into a Milotic than it is to just normally beat the Elite Four from a fresh start.

So I'm going to stick with Feebas.

Imagine getting your nutrition from yahoo lmao.

ClayGuida posted...

A felon can't be a school teacher but can be president.

A felon can't work at a Starbucks located inside an airport but can be president.
There should be a list of random jobs that a felon can't have but be president.

Goderator posted...

This place is def enough of an echo chamber to the point that topics become landmines and CE will die out faster than it already is because of it. I am obviously against bigotry and the like but sometimes it seems like some posters play dumb/instigate in order to goad people into getting suspended. Its fucking annoying

That's the entire gimmick of Blacklisters. Then you wonder why 261 was closed, "_____ is banned!" topics got banned, and CE got quarantined.

I don't know the difference between all the Call of Duties except some have zombies and some don't.

Jiffy Lube broke the bottom oil drain plug on my car once and wanted me to pay for it. I told them wtf no you fucked up, you fix it for free. The manager tried to strong arm me by using his size. Thankfully I got everything on video so not only did they replace the plug for free but the whole service was free of charge.
Nevertheless I now take my car to an official service manufacturer place from now on.

Al Gore is the only running gag in South Park that remains funny. I'm super cereal about it.

The worst I heard was a K9 dog turning on its handler and ripping his throat out.

It's an all in one bundle or can you buy the games seperately?
I'm fine playing KHIII on my PS5 but I don't have a modern version of KH1 or KH2.

Cemith posted...

This.

I might be lazy but I'll never be "wipe my teeth blood on my wall so I don't have to get out of bed" lazy.

Wait wtf, is that was the blood smears on the walls came from? I thought he just had bed bugs and the blood smears were just him swatting bugs on the walls. Both are pretty disgusting but dental hygiene is easily more controllable than bed bugs.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Asmongold is garbage

Combined they're Super Garbage!

MEGAsoldier posted...

I don't remember this at all what the fuck, I gotta replay this again

To be fair, it's just one floor in the entire game that does this. It's the 4th dungeon or the one where you explore undersea caverns.
It's possible you could have brute forced using magic if you bothered to level up armbands but I didn't since I entirely relied on Max for ranged damage.

Both games always end for me when I get to a sealed floor that is extremely annoying to get through.

In the first game, it was sealed floors forcing you to use Ungaga and he was absolutely terrible. If you didn't get lucky with a weapon drop, you're forced to use his default weapon which does little damage. I would stock up on damaging items but run out because the very last enemy always seemed to have the floor key. I quit there and never came back.

In the second game, there were sealed floors forcing to you to use Monica against giant robot enemies and hard shelled monster, types of enemies Monica cannot fight at all. Again, forcing you to stock up on damaging items and lose it when you run out and don't have the floor key. Years later I learned you can buy an item to remove the seal on a dungeon floor. It's very expensive but it let me beat the game.

The TC hasn't made a single post since #6.

You guys are really really bad at this.

Xbox One no used games.

Had Sony went along with it instead of straight out rejecting the idea, the whole gaming landscape could have changed overnight. Instead, Microsoft looked like a total greedy moron.

calling a moderator or a moderator pet a doo doo head.

Leave the multi-billion dollar superstar alone!

Poor drivers and couriers get the short end since every package is well destroyed long before it touches their vans. Why you think big name shipping facilities like Amazon, Fedex, and UPS love to ban the use of phones?

The more fragile stickers you put on a box, the more it gets treated as a basketball at the warehouse. Also have you seen the shit Walmart uses to ship products in? I have never seen cardboard specifically developed to disintegrate upon contact with water.

You know its a good steak if you don't need steak sauce.

DarthAragorn posted...

60 hours a week for several years straight is absolute fucking garbage and I really doubt most of you have actually worked that many hours for extended periods of time.

I've done 55-60 hours a week way back in december 2020 (also known as peak Covid) and it was absolutely miserable. People were just sleeping in the parking lot. The only reason people were told to go home after 12 hours is that the system just wouldn't let you. The money was excellent from all the overtime, and absolutely would do it for 50k a month if there was no other option. However 5k a month doing nothing is a lot unless you have a large family to take care of. The average CEmen could get by with 3k a month.

Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...

... From Drake and Josh?

It's weird. It's the first thing I thought off in this topic and I've never seen an episode of the show.

The one genre I'm completely burnt out on are Roguelike Deckbuilders. I like how it's an official tag on Steam now.

I wasn't a fan of music video spoofing, but the other segments of the show were alright.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Shutting down and locking popular boards is not good site management or a way to bring in new visitors.

Well yeah, but it's far down on the list of problems that GameFAQs is facing right now.

There's nothing Fandom can do to "save GameFAQs". It has always been a JRPG and Nintendo site. JRPGs have been in massive decline since 2007 and Nintendo has done of things that aren't really popular with GameFAQs boomers. Walkthroughs and FAQs have wikis and youtube videos that are often superior to the old GameFAQs text format. There's not much Fandom can do to attract new users. A vast majority of users here are late 30s/early 40s.

That said there are things Fandom has done to make the site worse and it goes beyond the whole CE/261 drama that some people are taking way out of proportion. Intrusive ads, lackluster bounties, and outdated website design are the main takeaways.

Can't get modded if you don't post.

The last time I got modded was making fun of a mod pet.

I got Kia Boy'd 2 years ago and had to trade in my car simply because my insurance tripled in price through zero fault of my own. Kia offered a free security update and steering wheel club but every insurance will see once you get kia boys you pay up rather than actually punishing thieves.

That will carry with me forever as long as a search for car insurance. Someone with zero tickets, zero accidents, zero scratches/fender benders, and excellent car maintenance. A ruined because of Tik Tok.

They were the only place to buy obscure Japanese games before the digital age. It's just scummy that you were forced to pre-order or risk being stuck buying a gutted copy.

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They're good buddies with Humble_Novice so I'm not surprised. Often they're the only ones that posts in his 40 topics back in 261.

What proof is there that everyone who complains about bad localizations are "alt right" besides "I saw it on 4chan!".

Censorship I can see the relation because buzzwords like woke mind virus are brought up but I've seen people complain about the Super Mario RPG remake translation cause it was different from the one on the SNES. Working Designs have been criticized long before internet culture wars was even a thing.

Fenriswolf posted...

Humble Novice blocked me after I called him out for shilling for Israel.

Same, except I exposed him spamming alts so he can flood the board with low effort political topics.

We've already seen mods are immune to hornyposting, but that may be because hornyposting is okay as long as it's AOC.

little caesar's is the pizza you eat just enough to fill you up and stop. Unless I haven't eaten in days I probably wouldn't eat a whole hotnready

I'm sure it wasn't done on purpose but it's good on the dev to change it. random grafiti change is literally nothing.

My ignore list keeps getting smaller. I don't have that major beef with Crimsonness, except a lot of low effort topic spamming which is annoying enough for a casual ignore.

The modern TCG is the rich kids format. Bonfire is still $90 dollars. Snake Eyes costs well over $1000, more if you want a better side deck. Master Duel is clown format because they base their banlist around not nerfing as many URs as possible.

That leaves OCG but I can't play it outside of unoffical apps, in that case I could just play goat format instead.

I've played it for a few hours now. Yeah it's pretty much Suikoden 1/2 with a different name and glossy coat of paint. I'm not the hugest fan of those games, but it's mostly from the story and characters. Eiyuden Chronicle having a voiced protagonist immediately improves it over Suikoden by a long shot. The game has a bench for story characters if you don't like them, including the main character, so you can play with favorites.

There's definately a lot of quality of live features that modern RPGs have that this doesn't. Namely fast travel at the moment, but Suikoden's whole gimmick of fast travel is tied to a party member so maybe it will be the same here.

Are those half empty whiskey bottles behind the couch? That would explain a lot.

Due to a massive increase in work, I signed a new full time contract with my employer. I was to be paid minimums of 35 hours per week regardless of how much I worked under. Obviously during lockdowns I was working 45-50 hours per week. Once it died down in late 2021, business plummeted and do did my hours but I was always paid 35 hours. It's good until 2026.

That's it. I hated everything else about lockdowns.

Nah, it was terrible then and terrible now.

Ironically Young Sheldon is a much better show.

But does it have chuck norris?

The best way to win is to not play.

Lurkers stay lurkin and the board will be yours in......I'm giving CE 5 months.

I feel like this is my last chance on trusting kickstarter in regards reliving my nostalgia of classic games I loved.

Looks like Armed Fantasia and Pennyblood are stuck in dev hell and I didn't like Sea of Stars/Crimson Echoes.

Something like this was bound to happen during an general election year when the weather starts getting warm.

deathproof12 posted...

Dentist is booked for a week. Gotta endure this for at least week.

Look into emergency dental offices. There's some that are 24 hours. I had an impacted wisdom tooth get infected and causing 10/10 pain where nothing was working. I found one office that got me in same day and had the tooth pulled within only hours. Didn't break the bank either. I was weird that my dentist was a 6'3 guy who was jacked, but was very precise and didn't cause any pain either during the operation.

Biting your cheek too much can lead to sores, which are way more painful and last longer.

My pinky toe has been crushed so much I don't even feel it much anymore.