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What do you do? If it was an overly physical job, thatd really suck.

Coffee is a staple for me every day. Basically drink it for the boost, the avoidance of withdrawls and the health benefits.

Now, if i were to drink it by the bucket like some people do, then yeesh.

Coffee. Thats it. MacDaddy's has god-tier coffee, nobody including Starbucks compares IMO

I didnt used to be but ive worked at 4AM for 15 years now so my body has permanently adjusted.

I kind of love the peace of being awake and energized while the majority of the people in my area/timezone are still asleep.

Even on days off, im wide awake by 5AM.

Horror comedy?

If so,

Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Happy Death Day
The Babysitter

Ive been seeing it since AUGUST at work. Before we even had Halloween shit.

Shaq Fu

Not here, but on the PWB board. Hurricane_500 i think was his name, lost an account bet and actually followed through with it, but then posted a bunch of nude stuff before he was canned lmao. That topic was getting posts in waves before the mods stepped in.

Bill Burr was sitting behind him and Bill's wife gave him the double finger

With the JP 8/16 Bit package coming out soon, i kind of want to try it again.

I just remember wandering, and wandering, and wandering not knowing what the hell i was doing or looking for. But it looked neat.

3 things pissed me off about At World's End:

1, The Kraken dies offscreen. What could've been an awesome 2nd battle was completely ruined and thrown away, probably because of time or budget constraints or lazy writing

2, so many deals are made left right and center that the plot easily becomes convoluted

3, The last battle is a 1v1 instead of a massive pirate ship battle royale which, with every ship lined up seemed like it was heading towards

I disagree. I think Donkey Kong is the best video game ever!

Flauros posted...

He looks in better shape than Biden or Bernie

Even though this is trolling, it just reminds me of that world summit where all the leaders were walking as a group and Trump followed behind in a golf cart.

Please Buy This, Kids, Because I Need To Pay My Rent by Kevin Sorbo

Whatcha drinkin?

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I am less than excited over the Oilers start but at least they aren't the Sharks lol

Im not saying the Oilers are the best team in the league but its pretty crazy they're sitting 2nd last when they *should* be a lot better.

I stopped watching WWE like ten years ago when it turned into an absolute slog and from many viewpoints that ive heard, it hasnt changed.

AEW renewed my interest in pro wrestling, and while yes it has its flaws, and doesnt have that fresh exciting feel from when it first hit the scene, it's still entertaining for me.

Pretty sure that wouldnt be possible in any other sport :/

They lost btw.

Maleficent. She'd fucking own them all without breaking a sweat.

Axiom posted...

....do you think if people eat the unhealthiest stuff but burn off all the calories it somehow negates it or something

No, but being Olympians they'd know its fine in moderation. Like they're not eating McD's all day every day, but a sausage n'egger every now and then is fine paired with their exercise and balanced diet. Like a cheat meal or whatever.

Phoro posted...

I mean McfuckingDonald's is a major sponsor of the actual Olympics.
Nobody really thinks Olympians eat that shit, do they?

I mean they do crazy ass workouts so they can burn it all off quickly.

Definitely Injustice (more specifically 2) and im not even much of a fighting game fan. It was fun as hell.

Surprised it hasnt been mentioned more.

Pub food, non-stop.

IMO the issue is the speed gimmick. While it seems cool, there's only been a handful of actual good Sonic games. It's kind of limiting. Take it away and suddenly you've pissed off the fanbase.

Whereas Mario has the freedom to do whatever because there isn't a gimmick tied to him that HAS to be in every single game. So he's more versatile, and so are the games, and they're more fun because of it.

I kind of agree. You're supposed to say 'I'm good and you?'

But if you say 'well im having a shitty day' it's likely they wouldn't care anyways.

GnR's best song IMO

Fun fact, people who nap live longer.

kuwab0 posted...

Han Solo talking to Jabba and stepping on his tail

Which was a deleted scene anyways, so i guess thats why they took it out.

Doe posted...

Some kind of slapstick like The Naked Gun

This, but the days of good slapsticks is dead and gone. Nobody can make a good one anymore.

Bump

Urine is 95% water. It's not like you're taking a dump in there.

Hayame_Zero posted...

> reads the first one
"Haha, that actually sounds like a blast! This is fun."

> reads the second one

From the same article

(redneck trashy theme for this one)

At a park. Pick-up trucks with Igloo coolers opened on the tailgate were the bar. Everything was served in red solo cups BEFORE the wedding. Everyone got drunk. The bride walked down the aisle drinking from a red solo cup instead of holding a bouquet. It was essentially a tailgate party with a preacher invited.

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Groom beat the shit out of the father-in-law. Father in law went to bathroom and died. Groom shot himself in the parking lot. This was 25 years ago in Chicago. Crazy wedding.

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My dad's 2nd marriage. Along the banks of a river with trailer homes in the background. He's wearing a tuxedo T-shirt and rainbow mirror sunglasses. The ceremony took place at noon: he'd been drinking since 5am. I had to walk one of the bridesmaids down a flight of steps as she was legally blind, and someone asked me if I was going to bang her.

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Camo print wedding dress that was borderline see-through. Walked down the aisle to the Scooby-Doo theme. No, nobody knows why they chose that song, including the couple themselves. They divorced a few months later after they both stopped cleaning the house in an act of defiance against one another.

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A wedding on the beach behind Hooters. The officiant stood next to a trash bin. As if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows. Did he wait to change the bag? Absolutely not. Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like flies around the trash can just after the kiss, stepping all over her dress. She bent over to adjust her sandal and a pack of Marlboro reds fell out of the bust along with her right breast. It felt like we were rubbernecking instead of witnessing a marriage.

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I dont even know where to begin...Ceremony was comprised of immediate family then followed by a reception with all guests in a relatively nice hotel banquet hall. An hour in at 7pm the open bar was completely closed down because MULTIPLE guests were throwing up in the bathroom sinks causing flooding.

The groom was so wasted even before the ceremony but was blackout by the time of the reception. During the first dance, he kept his hands in his cargo pant khakis the entire time and ate dinner sitting on the floor in a corner of the hall while the bride sat at the head table alone. About two hours in, the groom randomly left and slept at their house while the bride stayed in the newlywed suite by herself. They are now separated as you may have assumed by this point.

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I was actually the bartender but it was a hoot. The wedding was outside and it stormed violently. Groom was hammered pre-wedding. Hit on all the bartenders. Then the DJ got hammered, made lewd comments to women on the microphone. Then basically everyone was hammered, knocked over the wedding cake which also happened to be a table with many candles, so the place caught on fire. Good times. Often wonder how that marriage worked out.

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Wedding was in a suburban driveway. The maid of honor stole the bouquet from someones garden and the best man proudly announced he had shoplifted the rings. The groom wore a button-down shirt that said fuck off in fancy lettering. The bride stopped in the middle of the vows to tell her mother to get that fucking kid out of here. It was her second kid by the previous bloke.

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I had one of my friends from high school get married in a trashy way. His fianc at the time invited him to lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings. She had also invited the whole family (they were in on it), and once my friend showed up he found out it was a surprises wedding (just like you would do a surprise birthday party.)

The even trashier part is they didn't like reserve the restaurant or anything so in his wedding photos (standing in front of the bathrooms by the way) you can see complete strangers coming out of the bathrooms.

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I went to a wedding that had a Matrix theme. The groomsmen all wore floor-length leather jackets and tiny sunglasses. The MC made a slideshow of images from the movie with the groomsmens faces badly photoshopped on. They insisted on calling each other Neo and "Morpheous while high-fiving each other. It was painful.

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Ceremony was in a park - not booked or decorated, just showed up and found a spot. The reception was at a scout hall. No decorations again, and for catering the bride's family went through Red Rooster drive-thru and got a bunch of whole chickens and chips. Like, 5 different cars went through one after the other and ordered, they didn't even pre-order. Groom and all his friends were high as kites and the only reason the bride wasn't is that she announced she was knocked up. The Groom and his mates bought their dirt bikes and after eating went out and rode them around the hall. Was so loud and muddy.

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I went to a wedding in a funeral home once. Drove by it three times before realizing that is was in fact the correct address for the venue. Reception and ceremony were there.. completely dry wedding too.

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A family member of mines SECOND wedding reception was held inside an indoor gun range. The groom was obviously an avid hunter because the entire wedding party was wearing camouflage suits. The bonus was the "open bar" consisting of two kegs of Coors light sitting in trash cans filled with ice.

From another website just cause I feel like posting more:

Wedding photographer here. Easily the worst was when the father of the groom, apparently entirely sober, gave a 10-minute toast that devolved into openly complaining that his son got to have sex with the bride and he didn't. And this wasn't a mistimed joke about how pretty she was; this was a full-on lament about growing old and how women didn't find him attractive anymore, and that all he wanted was to take his daughter-in-law to bed.

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Not my story but my friend's, and actually it was at her cousin's wedding reception. When the guests sat down at the tables, everyone had an envelope on a plate with pictures of the bride in...ahem...a compromising situation with (I think) the best man. The bride cheated on the groom both when they were dating and when they were engaged, which he found out shortly before their wedding. The groom had no mercy and I respect that."

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My mother remarried three years ago to a Fire Chief of a major city. During the wedding ceremony, after the vows and right before my new stepfather was about to speak, one of my worst fears as a parent happened. I had just quietly told my daughter of five at the time to sit in her chair correctly (she was sitting on her knees in the chair trying to see amongst the crowd of tables). As she was transitioning to sit on her butt, she missed her hand placement on the table, slipped, and fell to the floor with the fork that she was eating cake with lodging directly into the back of her scalp."
"This caused a huge commotion, she started screaming, and everyone at the wedding party came rushing over to my daughter (most were first responders, EMS or police) they all just started working immediately. The fork cut enough into her head that she needed staples. We completely ruined the last half of my mother's wedding rushing my daughter to the hospital. Extremely awkward.

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The groom ran full sprint around the wedding reception hall double fisting bottles of beer. He slipped on the ground and dislocated both of his hips. His father popped them both back in while the groom screamed through tears (while still clutching the beers)."

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I used to work as a banquet server at a VERY expensive banquet center. $100k weddings were the norm. One wedding I was working, stepmom of the groom called the bride a slut, so mother of the bride punched stepmom of the groom in the face."
"Stepbrother of the groom tried to get in on the action, and we ended up having to kick out stepmom and stepbrother and make sure they didn't sneak back into to the reception for the rest of the night. Some other relatives of the stepmom and stepbrother ended up leaving too, but the rest of the wedding reception partied on without any further drama, thankfully!

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My mother, in the middle of the reception, proceeded to tell people I married the wrong person and named who I should have married and yes, they were a guest.

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I was a bridesmaid in a wedding that was held in a barn during the summer. As the vows were being said, a bird flew into one of the fans above us and then fell on the ground right in front of us. Its wing fell right next to it. The children in the audience screamed and the bridesmaids screamed but the bride and groom had no idea what happened. I think it was a bad omen because the couple is now divorced.

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The bride's older brother gave a speech where he talked about how he changed her diaper when she was a baby. He then told the groom that because of this, he (the brother) 'saw her first.

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I was a photographer at a gorgeous, high-dollar wedding. Bride and groom were both young and extremely attractive. But during the reception, the groom got increasingly drunk and at one point he and his best man were absolutely GRINDING on the dance floor their faces barely an inch apart, looking like they were about to kiss, and not even trying to hide it."
"I happened to be talking to the bride when she spotted it, and just giggled, saying, 'Gosh, those two are SO SILLY together!' Less than two months later, she called to say she'd no longer need an album and wondering if I'd give her a partial refund. Turns out she caught the groom and the best man having sex in their bed. Not so silly, after all!"

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Priest was asking the groom if his new bride and his mother (who was seated in the first row) were both drowning in a river and he could only save one, who would he save? And he (priest) refused to proceed with the ceremony until a choice was made.

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I was a wedding DJ for many years. The two wildest things I have seen are: 1. The parents of the bride were divorced and the father was at the wedding with his significantly younger girlfriend. It was obvious that no one there really approved of her. During the reception, people were giving toasts to the new couple. The father then begins to give his toast, at which time he gets on one knee and proposes to his girlfriend in front of everyone with mic in handAT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. All of this was to the shock and awe of all attendees. It was dead quiet in the roomexcept for the ecstatic new fianc."

2. I was at a wedding where the bride was eight and a half months pregnant. She was 18 and they waited to get married until she graduated high school. The best man at the wedding was roommates with the groom and during his toast, he decided to give a long and drawn-out toast about quizzing the groom to see if shes the one. The punchline to this whole story was that the best man jokes that he slept with the bride to test her out. Dead silence in the room as no one found it funny."

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My relative had a cow-themed wedding at a chicken restaurant. The bridesmaids dressed in black, bride in white...not bad but the giant tiered cake had dozens of ceramic cows all over it. Two guests dressed up as a cow (one with the head and one with the back) and danced for the bride and groom. But the worst part a groomsman got really drunk before the reception and ended up vomiting ALL over the head table, so the wait staff had to get the entire table clean and reset quickly. That groomsman laid on the restroom floor the rest of the reception. The good news? The bride and groom are still happily married over 30 years later. They are a great couple!"

From Bored Panda:

Bride warned groom several dozen times -- in my presence -- if he smashed the cake in her face they would have issues. Using phrases like "I am *not* kidding" or "I am *completely* serious."

Groom was a good 'ol boy type. His friends found out about his bride's one stipulation about the wedding. She was flexible on a lot of other things, but no f*****g cake-smashing. They started making whip-cracking sounds, teasing him that he was "whipped" and needed to Put His Foot Down And Show Her Who's Boss.

Yeah, he smashed the cake in her face.

She had it annulled.

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Minister friend did a wedding once where in the vows the woman wouldn't say "for richer or poorer". Just kept saying "for richer or richer". And she wasn't joking. They didn't last long.

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The groom grabbed the mic after the best man's toast and wished everyone a great night and a nice meal. That's when s**t hit the fan. After his well wishes, he asked for the attention of his best man and bride. He told them that he knew they were having sex behind his back for the entirety of the engagement, and that he would be filing for an annulment on Monday. He thanked everyone for coming, and apologized to the father of the bride saying " I would have called it off weeks ago, but I figured you would be way more pissed at your little princess when you couldn't get out of the bill for the reception." He turned to his wife and said "F*** Y**", then turned to his best friend and said, "From what I overheard--my d**k is still bigger than yours" Mic dropped---groom out the door---absolute chaos. Me and my fellow bartender looked on in amazement. We had to go into the kitchen to laugh and high-five. Edit---I noticed the comments about hearing this kind of story or myth before. This story is 100% true. Happened in Cleveland, Ohio--2008.

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Bride and groom both lovely people, but the groom's mother... at the reception she got so drunk that she leaned over in her chair and just puked on the floor. She spent the next 2 hours wailing and crying because she (told everybody) thought her son deserved better. As I was packing equipment back into my car, I spotted MIL in the bushes, dress around her head, legs in the air and a group of people trying to get her out. I later found out that she s**t herself at a later point in the evening - and the bride spent time cleaning her up. Didn't think the marriage would survive with a toxic MIL like that around. Then I saw on social media that the bride and groom moved overseas, far away from their families!

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Not a wedding planner, however I worked as a banquet server for an event center that hosted wedding receptions.
Bride was hammered drunk and very upset with her husband because he was not drinking. This led to her telling every person at the reception, "he's just no fun anymore."
15 min later she is standing in a hallway sucking face with one of the groomsmen. Husband walked out and the entire party collectively flipped s**t.
They left half a keg though an me any coworkers got smashed. So that was cool.

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Had a wedding I coordinated where the bride literally went from this sweet, kind and very fun person, to a meltdown-laden bridezilla. It was bad. I knew it wasn't going last the moment she arrived at the venue. She tore up the guest list, and was furious at the groom because his family, most of them either elderly and disabled, weren't at the ceremony yet (they were 5 minutes late, and parking was awful). So she decided to start the ceremony even though they weren't there yet. The groom had zero say as he was a really quiet guy. During the bridal procession down the aisle, people kept arriving and having to walk down the aisle to get to their seats. She insulted each member of his family as they would enter the venue. Then, during the actual vows, the groom was so terrified, he literally couldn't look at her. Instead, he did his vows while looking at the minister. She grabbed his face mid-vows, pointed his face to hers, then said "Do them over...NOW!". Probably the most cringe-worthy moment I've ever seen in my entire career. The guests tried to laugh it off, but we all felt bad for him. The icing on the cake was during the toast. She decided to talk about his mom...then passive-aggressively insult her... then completely insult the crowd... then her new husband (yes, she was sober). After the dinner, about 75% of the guests just up and left. There was so much more than happend (and if there is enough interest, I'll share more), but it was a total s**t show. I knew, this one wouldn't last. And it didn't. They divorced a few weeks later. How do I know? She stiffed me on payment and kept blaming her now-ex-husband for not having any money and everything that went wrong in their marriage.

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When the sister of the bride said 'I'll make this speech as short as the engagement'.

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The bride had been a total pain in the a*s while planning her wedding. She wanted the most lavish food, the best alcohol package, the most over-the-top decor. Fine, we can make your venue look like something Donald Trump might describe as 'a little too gilded', whatever. After that was done, she demanded mirrors, and disco balls, and anything else reflective we could cram into the space. Then, she demanded to interview all the wedding officiants, because she wanted a 'really hot guy' to perform the ceremony. She complained that everyone she saw was, 'like middle aged or something', and insisted we had to find her someone that looked like Chris Evans. Because she wanted everyone in her pictures to be hot. Day of the wedding, she asked me to procure as many lions as I could get my hands on, and have them sitting around the head table. Cause what you really need at an open bar are a bunch of apex predators. When informed she could not have lions at her reception, she dissolved into tears, complaining about her crappy little wedding (of 300 guests, cases of Cristal, and f*****g Lobster tail as the main), and how her little sister always got everything better than she did. We all knew, that this was not about a marriage, and was all about a party. When your wedding is just about out-doing someone else's reception, there's no hope for your relationship. All the way through this mess, the groom had just rolled his eyes, and let his bride spend like a drunken sailor on leave. He never objected to any of her insane requests. Just let her have whatever she wanted. However, he didn't even bother to come up to the suite while she was having a meltdown over the lions, because, "I'm too drunk to deal with this, and also I don't want to have to hear her scream about seeing the goddamn dress." Bride was back a year later with a friend to help plan that wedding, sans ring.

(more coming)

Yup. Alberta to Denver to see the Rockies play years ago. Because i decided years before that I wanted to visit all the ballparks. I think Coors Field was #5.

Alcohol

VeggetaX posted...

This is the shit the IWC watches and think that's so much better than the WWE right? LMAO

Considering the slog that WWE can be......yes.

Scorsese2002 posted...

The 2009 reboot doesnt get enough love

And also agree on this as well. What was everybody's problem with it? I loved it.

Kajagogo posted...

*scoffs* part V is great because it has some of the best characters of the franchise.

Ethel, Violet, Damon, Anita, Reggie and Pam are all top tier characters of the franchise.

Totally agree. They save the movie IMO from being the worst (I seriously don't know how anything could top JGTH as the worst)

FortuneCookie posted...

Upon careful consideration, I think Part 7 is the worst of the 8 original Paramount movies. Even worse than Part 5 which doesn't even have Jason.

Also totally agree. I feel like 7 is labeled as one of the better ones because of Kane Hodder (who's amazing, don't get me wrong) but my god the first half of that movie is such a slog to sit through because nobody keeps it entertaining. In every other movie, there's at least one character who makes it fun until the body count really starts going.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/7/AAAd6MAAE-dh.jpg

Just....why?

This happened a number of months ago, but a guy got stabbed up here in Edmonton in public and nobody helped him. Made me fucking sick.

1080 Avalanche

Bishop_Hastur posted...

I have no idea what happened to my high school crush, and 20+ years later I don't really care to try to find out.

This, and i'll throw in literally every single person from my grad class.