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TopicI need a good joke really quickly
Ryven
02/17/22 7:50:50 PM
#9
What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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TopicWhat is the most irritating normal enemy in any game?
Ryven
02/17/22 4:52:02 PM
#68
Was going to say Medusa heads, but since that's taken, the Enforcers from Duke Nukem. Those guys can fuck off.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Ryven
02/17/22 4:47:39 PM
#46
Say one sentence involving quantum mechanics that nobody here would understand.

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TopicWe're soon not gonna have a way to officially play Super Mario RPG again...
Ryven
02/17/22 1:41:03 PM
#15
LordMarshal posted...
Its not that good of a game. Omg anyone who cares has beaten it a few times. Its sad easy. Like Chrono trigger is harder...


Yeah, it clearly has no entertainment value whatsoever because of its difficulty

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'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicWomen's Olympic gold medal game: USA vs Canada
Ryven
02/17/22 1:31:19 AM
#10
Happy for our canadian ladies.

40 shots on net against though, whew.

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TopicSuperman being an alien always seemed irrelevant
Ryven
02/17/22 12:53:54 AM
#23
Veggeta_MAX posted...
It's always funny when people try to say Superman is unrelateable because he's an alien but Batman is because Batman is human.


Which is odd because not many people can relate to having their parents murdered or having billions of dollars.

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TopicOut of these arcade light gun game which is your favorite?
Ryven
02/16/22 4:15:48 PM
#3
House Of The Dead. Had many, many fun times playing the machine at the college bar and also on the Wii with a wiimote/gun attachment.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicFamilies of Sandy Hook victims reach $73 million settlement with Remington
Ryven
02/15/22 11:41:29 PM
#14
And there's still people out there that think the Sandy Hook situation was phony.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicAEW Issues statement on Cody Rhodes situation
Ryven
02/15/22 3:49:40 PM
#13
There's rumors that this is because of Brandi's attitude, but take that with a grain of salt.

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TopicSTONE COLD is coming back, wow
Ryven
02/15/22 1:42:09 AM
#23
They'll probably do what they did with Bret, where its a five minute squash, game over.

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TopicDo you like batman, superman or spider-man the most?
Ryven
02/15/22 1:00:14 AM
#25
Esrac posted...
Superman > Batman > Spider-Man.

I've just never been able to really get into Spider-Man.


This is the same for me. Ive grown to like Superman more and more as i grow older. Batman I like, but it's his supporting cast (allies and villians) which make his stories enjoyable.

I don't dislike Spiderman, but ive never been close to loving him. I don't know what it is, either.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicEarl Winslow was the best 90s TV Dad
Ryven
02/14/22 11:55:31 AM
#16
Jagr_68 posted...
Marked for disrespect


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TopicDamn, Ottawa is bumping right now.
Ryven
02/13/22 3:46:29 AM
#15
Questionmarktarius posted...
Remind everyone that protest signs need to also be in French, and that'll quiet them down for a few hours at least.


If this is a nod to the movie Canadian Bacon, you get bonus points.

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TopicDis is probably da saddest thing i've seen on da internet dis week
Ryven
02/12/22 12:52:03 PM
#7
Digisexuals huh? I guess there's another letter.

Years ago there was a guy who legally married a girl on a DS game practically the same way.

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TopicCE is just a microcosm of the actual real world
Ryven
02/12/22 12:44:20 PM
#14
Mah freeydums

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TopicMovies with the best endings?
Ryven
02/12/22 12:34:15 PM
#45
The ending of The Grey really got to me. Like when it ended i was like what? Thats it? But i continued to sit there as the credits rolled and damn,it resonated more with every passing second. Loved it.

Also for as much shit as T3 gets, i absolutely loved that ending too.

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TopicITT Controversial wrestling opinions
Ryven
02/11/22 7:21:03 PM
#4
Bret Hart > Shawn Michaels

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicDo you have an all time favorite musician/band?
Ryven
02/11/22 7:20:13 PM
#9
They get a lot of hate, but I love the hell out of AC/DC.

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TopicFire dept shut down after racist remarks caught on video, mock dead black child
Ryven
02/11/22 7:08:43 PM
#6
The fuck is wrong with people? Its incredible that its 2022 and shit like this is still rampant everywhere.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicGrizzly Bear Vs. Polar Bear
Ryven
02/11/22 3:46:02 PM
#6
Polar bears are straight up murderers, they eat 100% meat as their diet unlike grizzlies. Basically, if the polar bear is hungry, you're fucked.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicIt's 2022 and you haven't played Fire Emblem: Three Houses?
Ryven
02/11/22 1:40:47 PM
#21
375 hours poured into that game. Its amazing. If they make the next one anything like this, im hyped.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicHomeland Security warns of US trucker convoy protest
Ryven
02/11/22 1:24:26 PM
#52
Well if it happens, hopefully the American government actually does something about it down there.

Up here in Canada, the cops are basically 'stop that! Thats not nice! Please go home!' Etc

Whats really pathetic up here is that thousands and thousands of dollars can be raised to keep these idiots fed and feuling their trucks. Yet indigineous communities have gone years and years and years without clean drinking water and nobody cares.

Now if this was a protest for that, the majority of the racist RCMP would put a stop to it immediatly.

Fuck those truckers taking food from homeless, keeping other people from being able to work, blaring horns non stop around newborns and those with sensitive hearing, defacing property, blocking roads preventing healthcare workers and ambulances from saving lives and generally being selfish arrogant douchebag idiots.

Fuck the cops standing by twiddling their thumbs, and again, if this was an indigenous protest or a person of color protest, of course theyd step in.

Fuck the dickless government, who seem to think telling these people to go home is all they can do about the entire situation.

End rant.

Edit: And fuck the parents of these children right here: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAAd6MAAC6gw.jpg

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TopicDC movies The World Needs More Heroes Trailer
Ryven
02/11/22 1:00:26 PM
#6
CRON posted...
We really don't need any more comic book hero movies. Jesus Christ


We don't need any more Marvel movies IMO

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TopicDamn it, Mario Kart DLC is going to make me buy the $50 online package
Ryven
02/11/22 12:40:44 PM
#18
Please give us N64 Wario Stadium/Bowser's Castle

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Topicwould you have sex with a 240 lb woman
Ryven
02/10/22 9:07:09 PM
#55
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yeah I'm a fucking monster truck. I will go anywhere and fuck anything.


Are you the guy from My Strange Addiction that has sex with his car?

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Topicwould you have sex with a 240 lb woman
Ryven
02/10/22 7:11:15 AM
#8
Wanna tell you a story
Bout a woman i know
When it comes to lovin
Ooo she steals the show
She aint exactly pretty
Aint exactly small
42 39 56, you could say she's got it all

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TopicBras make breasts saggier, 15 year study says
Ryven
02/09/22 10:26:19 PM
#30
Fun fact - women are legally allowed to be bare chested in public in Ontario. They just never actually do it.

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TopicMario Kart 8 DLC...
Ryven
02/09/22 7:33:03 PM
#4
It sells and sells and sells and sells. Why wouldn't they support a game that has aleays stayed hot? And then add more to it?


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TopicDid you know the "M" on Mario's hat stands for melatonin?
Ryven
02/09/22 1:58:44 PM
#26
uwnim posted...
What does the L on Luigis stand for?


Laxative

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Topicthink of a video game franchise that has no representation in smash
Ryven
02/09/22 1:37:04 PM
#19
ForsakenHermit posted...
What would his final smash be?


Obviously, like in the game (except this time itd be a head) a field goal kick sending it through the uprights.

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TopicAlberta is open for Spring!
Ryven
02/09/22 1:31:47 PM
#9
If you never saw Jason Kenney's Hot Boy Summer (the musical) you missed out.

I havent laughed that hard in years.

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Topicthink of a video game franchise that has no representation in smash
Ryven
02/09/22 1:29:57 PM
#15
Duke Nukem.

Duke Nukem in smash, uncensored, would be the greatest thing ever.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
TopicDo you think scientific zombies could happen in real life?
Ryven
02/09/22 11:04:31 AM
#4
You mean brainless overly aggressive derelicts only aware of their own existence?

Yeah they're called Trumpers

ba dum tinnng

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Topicwhat kind of weird stuff are you into CE?
Ryven
02/09/22 7:57:47 AM
#7
I am ADDICTED to asmr vids on youtube. Im probably subscribed to north of 200+ different accounts.

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TopicDo you prefer your books to have named chapters or numbers?
Ryven
02/09/22 12:37:12 AM
#16
Its not a big deal either way, but i like names because its a way of foreshadowing whats about to happen.

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TopicWhat are the oldest gamefaqs memes you remember?
Ryven
02/09/22 12:20:51 AM
#123
Boombam99 posted...
Saxon = Joke Account is the oldest I can remember. You can literally go back and watch old Raws and Smackdowns from the early 2000's with people in the crowd holding that sign


Yep. Someone even called in to Livewire to say that to Michael Cole on air.

Some old PWB memes that i can remember:

Place Evolution in an everyday situation
Orlando Jordan/Nunzio/Orlando Jordan
Jand
It's still real to me dammit
Five Moves Of Doom
Nudertaker
The 'crass was the word he used' madlibs topic

There's tons more. My memory banks are blanking atm.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicWhich actress comes to mind when you hear "America's sweetheart"?
Ryven
02/09/22 12:13:32 AM
#14
Anna Kendrick

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicEvery store will cease to exist but Amazon, Target, and Walmart
Ryven
02/08/22 2:51:53 PM
#6
And Costco

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicImagine going on a 10 day vacation with her
Ryven
02/08/22 9:00:28 AM
#12
Cocytus posted...
She looks like my fucking daughter. What am I going to do, take her to Chuck E. Cheeses?


LOL

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicSay some actual good things about yourself
Ryven
02/07/22 11:00:11 PM
#4
Ive given blood 45 times so far.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicDo Canadians not realize they're also Americans..?
Ryven
02/07/22 10:44:52 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/2/AAAd6MAAC5p6.jpg

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicHoly shit I just had a bunch of police pull up on me at the bus stop
Ryven
02/07/22 10:40:26 PM
#10
DocileOrangeCup posted...
NO! Well not lately. Plus the guy was balding and I'm big hair guy


We've got a description of someone in your likeness that just visited a wig store!

Book em, Dan-o!

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TopicAre you watching the Winter Olympics?
Ryven
02/07/22 10:32:50 PM
#7
I usually only watch for the hockey. Because the NHL'ers arent in it, my interest just isnt there.

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TopicScenario: This dude slaps your girlfriend's ass
Ryven
02/07/22 10:21:44 PM
#2
Get THE DIP

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TopicWhat kind of cake do you think Peach baked for Mario?
Ryven
02/07/22 10:13:53 PM
#2


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