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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 7:23:00 PM
#397
From: Jakyl25 | #392
2.) The premise still makes entirely not one lick of cotton picking sense. They're willing to LIE AND SAY THEY'RE F***ING EACH OTHER to cover for a girl GETTING HELP FOR HER PROBLEMS?


most likely they didn't want to reveal the girl's drug addiction on national television.

or something more specifically, she said she stole from her family so she couldn't go to them for help. maybe they noticed money missing and had no idea she had a problem and they would put two and two together when she came clean? that could fracture a family. aj and dixie could help her get rehabilitated without damaging her relationship with her family or something.

1.) How do you explain AJ and Dixie actually kissing?


like i said i didn't actually see the buildup so i don't know. if it happened on impact, i suspect it was for the same reason they planned to pretend they were having an affair last night. if it was on hidden camera...i have no idea. was it a full on makeout session or a friendly peck?

if they were sneaking into hotel rooms it would be to make sure the chick isn't in there all strung out and ****...or they just kept her there until she could clean up. no idea.

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TopicMy Favorite Moments In Wrestling
TimJab
06/22/12 7:16:00 PM
#67
also i hope "shane mcmahon is god: part 2" is his match with angle at KOTR

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TopicMy Favorite Moments In Wrestling
TimJab
06/22/12 7:13:00 PM
#66
there's something to be said for shane agreeing to do the stunt when he has no reason to though

jeff has to do it to stay popular and employed

shane can just say **** it and bang super models all day

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 7:10:00 PM
#389
so i just watched the pregnant addict thing and believe it or not i think i can actually make sense of it

keep in mind i haven't seen any of the buildup, but here's what i think they were going for from start to finish

pretext: daniels is jealous of AJ. they have been rivals for years, but AJ has always had the upper hand.

so daniels sees AJ and dixie sneaking around. since he's a heel, he thinks to himself "of course! AJ is sleeping with the boss! that's why he's always gotten the star treatment over me even though i'm better than him, etc"

eventually, while spying on them, he discovers that the reason they're sneaking around is to keep an eye on this girl and they don't want to make her issues public. but since he's a heel, he concocts a plan to videotape them and make it look like they're having an affair, knowing that they can't come forward with the real reason because they're trying to protect the addict girl and her privacy. the endgame is that AJ's credibility is shot and daniels takes his place as the star of the company. he recruits kaz just to further weaken AJ and strengthen his own camp.

because they're desperate to protect this girl, dixie and AJ went out there last night to take the bullet and pretend they're actually having an affair, which is what dixie was talking about and why she was struggling to say it. daniels' plan was about to come to fruition, but at the last second the girl decided, "i can't let them ruin their own lives to protect me, i need to tell people what's really going on". the reason daniels got pissed is because his whole plan unraveled at the last second.

it actually makes sense i think. the only thing that doesn't is kaz sticking with daniels after presumably finding out that AJ and dixie weren't actually having an affair, but maybe daniels brainwashed him into thinking he should have AJ's spot too.

they definitely could have found a better actress in any case. that was horrendous.

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TopicTime for an Akinator thread
TimJab
06/22/12 6:35:00 PM
#11
got headmaster cid but needed 3 guesses

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:29:00 PM
#377
From: XIII_rocks | #373
From: TimJab | #362
that's my main gripe exactly though

That doesn't need to be booked to happen, though. I mean you know more about TNA so maybe they do "buck the trend" too quickly, so maybe they will do that with it next year, but there's no need for it to happen next year. Just because something bad could happen, no need to piss all over it so quickly!


i'm not really worried about the jesse sorenson thing. i even think it makes sense for aries to give up the belt to try other things since he has cleared out the division (although it makes the next champ not as credible IMO). but i don't like the idea of the x-division belt being tossed in the trash every year. there's no pride to holding the belt if that's the case. the only way i like this is if the champ this time next year says "**** that, i'm proud to be the x-division champion" and the idea is never broached again. i think that is actually a pretty good storyline. gets them out of the corner they've booked themselves into with aries (in which he couldn't drop the belt to challenge for the world title without looking weak, although the three way ultimate X could have worked), elevates aries, and eventually elevates the x-division as a whole as well as whoever that champion is next year.

also this was probably posted already but just in case:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8077091/wwe-diva-aj-brings-depth-cm-punk-daniel-bryan-kane-feud-female-characters-pro-wrestling

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:17:00 PM
#370
From: Jakyl25 | #366
Since a year ago it's been about Weight Limits. 225 and under.

Hogan waived it for one night to make Slammiversary special this year, but otherwise they haven't broken that rule.


did they actually come out and say that? that's kind of dumb

joe's unstoppable reign where he was ragdolling cruiserweights was awesome

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:15:00 PM
#367
and i think abyss has held the title as well

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:14:00 PM
#364
From: Jakyl25 | #363
Because it's only available for lighter guys, and then you'd have to somehow get a title shot against Zema Ion.


the x-division doesn't have a weight limit actually

"it's not about weight limits, it's about no limits"

which explains how fatass joe was champion forever

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:12:00 PM
#362
From: XIII_rocks | #354
though that might damage the title a bit if it's being won solely as a means to win a world title shot.


that's my main gripe exactly though

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:11:00 PM
#359
i just think it makes the x-division look kind of cheap

plus why go out there and compete with anderson, storm, roode, crimson etc. night in and night out when you can just wait until july and then beat zema ion once instead

which some non x-division heel (bully ray) is totally gonna do next year (assuming that they don't forget about it completely) because TNA never establishes ideas before they do the storyline that bucks the tradition. i don't really know how to word it...think of it like if wwe chose to have co-winners of the royal rumble in the first one before establishing the event with clean winners in the first few years.

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 6:02:00 PM
#351
From: XIII_rocks | #350
Well obviously they won't book it like that. >_> Or he can refuse.


well, first of all it's TNA

and second of all, of course they wouldn't book that, but in kayfabe anybody can win the title

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 5:56:00 PM
#349
From: Jakyl25 | #346
All in all it showed how much the World Title meant to Aries, and now it makes the hunt for the X-Division Title legitimately meaningful, ESPECIALLY come late spring/early summer.


hmm, does it really though? aries is just tossing it to get a world title shot, when there was a time when the x-division title meant as much or even more than the world title, and that was when TNA still had the most prestigious world title in history (technically). it kind of makes the x-division title more like ROH's old #1 contenders trophy. to me, this idea makes more sense with a belt like the intercontinental title, where winning it is supposed to be the last stepping stone to going after the wwe championship (at least it used to be). the x-division is supposed to be it's own thing. i approve of aries getting a world title shot obviously, but i don't think i can agree with you here. i don't like the idea of the the x-division title getting vacated every year and there's a strong possibility that whoever is x-division champ at that arbitrary time every year won't be world title worthy. aries deserves a shot because he has dominated the x-division for a year, what if jesse sorenson wins the x-division title 2 weeks before destination x next year? are you just gonna have a year long reign every year with nobody ever going over the champion?

I DISLIKE THIS!

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Topicits literally not possible to be more attractive than kate upton
TimJab
06/22/12 5:47:00 PM
#43


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TopicSolfadore ranks 43 Game of Thrones actors
TimJab
06/22/12 5:38:00 PM
#251
one thing that kind of doesn't make sense about cersei

if she was willing to poison her own kid to save him from stannis, why was she so vehemently against sending her daughter to safety?

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 5:35:00 PM
#345
From: Jakyl25 | #338
Last night was an outburst so today let's be positive.

The resolution to the Aries title conundrum was INCREDIBLE and one of the most productively creative things I've seen in recent memory. Two titles both elevated in one fell swoop and so many boundless possibilities for storylines.


details please

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 5:06:00 PM
#334
although wwe did the same thing again when DDP was stalking fugly sara even though he's married to smokin hot kimberly page

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 5:05:00 PM
#333
From: Jakyl25 | #232
From: MartinFF7 | #231
c'mon Jakyl, you're the anti-Russo. Surely you aren't conceding defeat to a storyline?

Here's what I can give you:

6 months ago, Daniels turns AJ Styles's friend Kazarian against AJ with some dark secret.

They feud for months, forever lording this secret over AJ's head.

FINALLY it's revealed. They have photographic evidence of AJ and Dixie Carter having an affair! AJ's status as the golden boy comes out as potentially due to their relationship! Scandal!

They act incredibly guilty for months afterwards, as Daniels reveals more evidence: a scandalous phone call, and a video of them walking hand in hand together into a hotel room.

It even gets so bad that Dixie's husband PUNCHES AJ!

FINALLY tonight they decide to reveal the truth.

THEN they decide not to!

THEN they decide to!

THEN they decide not to!

THEN some pregnant lady who we've never seen before comes out, introduces herself as an addict, and says that AJ and Dixie were not having an affair, they were covering for her rehab!

Daniels FLIPS OUT and attacks and AJ fends him off as Tenay proclaims to the heavens that AJ is redeemed! HALLELUJAH!


hahaha what

that might be my new favorite ridiculous storyline (although it honestly sounded pretty good up until the last thing), but it will be hard to top that feud angle and booker had where angle wanted to have sex with sharmell and cut ridiculously racist and offensive promos. that was awesome (and completely ridiculous because who would want to have sex with sharmell, especially when angle's wife was pretty hot)

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/22/12 5:01:00 PM
#332
From: Jakyl25 | #217
What progress? What happened? I DON'T GET IT I DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING THAT LAST SEGMENT WAS MEANT TO CONVEY.


so what happened?

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TopicMy Favorite Moments In Wrestling
TimJab
06/21/12 5:16:00 PM
#49
it took goldberg so long to get back from that police station across the street from the arena

i actually watched wcw live that night and remember a lot of it (i was around 10 i guess?) but not the butts in seats line for some reason. i mean obviously i've heard of it, but i can't remember it from that night

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TopicMy Favorite Moments In Wrestling
TimJab
06/21/12 4:51:00 PM
#43
From: TheConductorSix | #001
I expect an essay from Jakyl on Eddie Guerrero's title win at Wrestlemania.

From: Jakyl25 | #004

eddie guerrero never won a title at wres-

From: TheConductorSix | #001
2.Feel free to post YOUR favorite moments. I expect an essay from Jakyl on Eddie Guerrero's title win at Wrestlemania.

Eddie Guerrero never won a title at Wrestlemania

</Wrestling Asperger's>


jakyl'd

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/21/12 4:42:00 PM
#207
just found out i'm not going to best in the world sunday

****

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TopicYvonne Strahovski, my love.
TimJab
06/19/12 4:01:00 PM
#10
From: ExThaNemesis | #006
the things I would do


the things that I would do


look at the ground and run away?

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 195: MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
TimJab
06/19/12 3:50:00 PM
#126
just found out i'm going to best in the world this weekend awww yeah

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TopicSolfadore ranks 43 Game of Thrones actors
TimJab
06/18/12 3:53:00 PM
#205
tag

does samwell really qualify as a lead actor?

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TopicYoshi's Island has the best cavern song in gaming.
TimJab
06/17/12 10:00:00 AM
#39


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TopicRodney King dead at 47
TimJab
06/17/12 9:53:00 AM
#8
Oh man, and I'm supposed to go to The Apollo this Friday to hear Sharpton talk about police interaction with blacks. This should be good.

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TopicErvin Santana perfect through 6
TimJab
06/16/12 8:56:00 PM
#5
Haha whoops.

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TopicErvin Santana perfect through 6
TimJab
06/16/12 8:56:00 PM
#3
BTW, he was 3-7 with 5.35 ERA coming in.

6 and 2/3rds now.

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TopicErvin Santana perfect through 6
TimJab
06/16/12 8:55:00 PM
#1
His birth name is Johan Santana, he changed it before entering the bigs to avoid confusion. He might become the second Johan Santana to throw a no-no this year!

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TopicNickelodeon is apparently in some trouble.
TimJab
06/16/12 8:42:00 PM
#52
kimberly was my first crush too and i'm like 7 years younger than you

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TopicI almost died just now.
TimJab
06/16/12 4:04:00 PM
#23
i also had no idea you actually have diabetes, i was just making a fat joke

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TopicI almost died just now.
TimJab
06/16/12 4:04:00 PM
#22
came in to make a diabetes joke

had no idea it would be so relevant

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TopicQuick survey of the board [collegechat]
TimJab
06/16/12 4:03:00 PM
#10
Do you have a college diploma:
Yes

Are you currently in post-HS education:
No, but I plan to go back once I get off probation

What was/is your major?
Communications

If you are not currently in school, or have a college diploma, what is your occupation?
Police Officer, NYPD

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TopicNickelodeon is apparently in some trouble.
TimJab
06/16/12 3:55:00 PM
#40
From: GenesisSaga | #002
^I've noticed.

One day I was flipping through Nickelodeon's guide of upcoming programs and what I saw nearly broke my damn heart.

Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Fairly Oddparents, Fanboy & Chum-Chum, iCarly, Victorious, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, repeat ad nauseum.

I grew up with Rugrats, Catdog, Wild Thornberries, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, etc. Even the shows I wasn't too big on (Rocket Power and a few others) provided a little variety. I just feel so bad for the children who get to grow up in this generation of icky live action and animated reruns with NO variety. Sad...


I hate when people talk about this. Maybe it seemed like cartoons were better (besides the rose-colored nostalgia glasses we wear) when we were kids because we were the target audience? Rugrats sucked and Spongebob is hilarious.

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Topicwhat are the criteria for a relevant board 8 topic?
TimJab
06/16/12 8:16:00 AM
#2
technically, a topic about one of the character/game contests

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TopicMatt Cain rhymes with perfect game.
TimJab
06/14/12 7:34:00 AM
#81
From: Meow1000 | #051
groundout to break his insane scoreless streak, too


are they considering his scoreless streak broken by an unearned run? that sucks

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TopicMatt Cain rhymes with perfect game.
TimJab
06/14/12 7:32:00 AM
#80
From: Dr_Football | #045
2012 Women's College World Series (Alabama)


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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TopicMatt Cain rhymes with perfect game.
TimJab
06/14/12 7:30:00 AM
#79
From: Meow1000 | #024
Attn: David Wright

That's how you field 3rd in tense situations


1st inning = tense situation

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TopicNHL Playoffs Confidence Challenge Round 3+
TimJab
06/13/12 7:26:00 PM
#83
bronze medal

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 193: What a Kick....in the GUT CHECK
TimJab
06/13/12 4:12:00 PM
#499
From: Jakyl25 | #496
On a side note, it's also a little weird to me that they seemingly don't have any system in place for earning title shots yet. Now Dasher Hatfield is getting one!


I actually haven't been following until I have time to catch up on the DVDs, but I'd imagine they're just gonna give arbitrary shots like the Young Lions Cup (without the age limit). It would be kind of overkill to have a points system for a singles title, it would be mayhem.

One knock I have against the separate block thing, and this is only because CHIKARA chose to book it this way, is that Eddie Kingston was mathematically locked into the finals and Block B still had like 10 matches left. I think a lot of that had to do with Brodie getting hurt though.

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TopicLeBron James. Boston Celtics. Game 7.
TimJab
06/13/12 4:03:00 PM
#132
From: transience | #130
exactly


then how would the heat winning this season validate lebron or even put him in the same room as jordan?

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 193: What a Kick....in the GUT CHECK
TimJab
06/13/12 4:01:00 PM
#494
And I'm actually surprised you didn't like the separate block format. It's pretty much been the only way wrestling has done it since Best of the Super Juniors set the precedent.

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TimJab
06/13/12 3:52:00 PM
#493
I'd personally do it World Cup style.

4 groups of 4 (Blocks A-D). 2 points for a victory, 1 point for any type of draw (double countout, double DQ, time limit etc), 0 points for loss.

After each guy wrestles his 3 matches (that's a total of 24 matches I believe), you use the point totals to determine seeding in the knockout tournament stage:

A1
B2

C1
D2

B1
A2

D1
C2

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 193: What a Kick....in the GUT CHECK
TimJab
06/13/12 3:45:00 PM
#490
From: Jakyl25 | #469
A 12-man Round Robin would be 55 matches in total, over 2 1/2 months that's a lot!

Plus I imagine the Gauntlet match tomorrow night will count as bonus points for the winner to get the ball rolling.


Just do it like the 12 Large Summit.

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TopicDoes *every* reliever in college baseball suck or something?
TimJab
06/12/12 1:36:00 AM
#12
I was using him more as an example of somebody that has the talent to go to the majors right away but still chooses to go to college.

And the Yankees signing bonus was only rumored to be $4 million. That's not really enough to set you up for life these days, especially in the hands of an 18 year old.
TopicHeat vs. Thunder: the board 8 betting topic
TimJab
06/11/12 5:26:00 PM
#30
Thunder in 6 after dropping the first 2
TopicDoes *every* reliever in college baseball suck or something?
TimJab
06/11/12 5:24:00 PM
#10
Xuxon posted...
He actually risked losing a lot of money by going to college.


That's kind of my point. He went to college for a reason other than "he sucks". Now even if he flames out, which is unlikely, he still has a degree and won't end up like Brien Taylor.
TopicB8's 500 Favourite Albums: Cokes may snidely comment on this list, too!
TimJab
06/11/12 5:20:00 PM
#200
no u =(

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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 193: What a Kick....in the GUT CHECK
TimJab
06/11/12 5:10:00 PM
#383
From: Jakyl25 | #357
Talent Relations (i.e. Laurinaitis's old(?) job) deals with talent that's already signed as a go-between from them to upper management.

more like relationships with the talent m i rite!?

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