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TopicMake up a lame super power
Torgo
04/06/24 1:42:40 AM
#30
First one I love from MST3K:

Really Deep Man! - He's really deep... man.

Okay my lame super power is the power to be able to warp across the entire universe instantly, but you loop around and always end up exactly where you were and no time passed.

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TopicWhat Do You Think of BreadTubers?
Torgo
04/06/24 1:34:13 AM
#56
Humble_Novice posted...
Despite being all about collectivism, a lot of so-called leftists have strong egos which make them more prone to causing unnecessary drama and conflict. They also like participating in virtue signal contests because the perception of being morally righteous is more important than forming coalitions with liberals, moderates, and even other leftists.

That is probably more true for the right - the big egos and constant purity/virtue signaling tests - until the very last line which is absolutely only true for the left while the right wing "age of consent" disputing libertarian creepoids manage to get along with the religious zealots, white nationalists, and gun stockpilers long enough to hate their enemies together despite all of them being rigidly intolerant of each other in many ways.

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TopicWhat Do You Think of BreadTubers?
Torgo
04/06/24 12:25:18 AM
#52
Is that even really a thing anymore?

The problem with leftists, is that without a handful of top down billionaires to fund our movement and tell everyone what to think, there's so much infighting and disagreement and cancelling.

When the right wing hate each other or disagree, you never know about it until there's power or money at play. Leftists will happily trash each other for free anytime.

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/06/24 12:19:57 AM
#38
DrizztLink posted...
Yeah, this topic basically did this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d04c3864.jpg

Nah, it's just that I never saw the one meme this meme is supposed to be making fun of, and the image itself is still a poor or confusing representation even when explained in detail.

Definitely too clever by half.

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Topic99 Cents Only to close all store locations.
Torgo
04/06/24 12:17:34 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Wow, sounds like their margins must be higher than their competitors. Makes me wonder why they have to close.

Maybe.

It's a different business model that relies on people being kind of trapped in low income areas with limited options and transportation.

It offers a few really low paying jobs, and cheap items mostly imported from cheaper labor markets or special versions of brand name products in specially branded smaller quantities that cost more per ounce like Laundry Detergent or snack foods.


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TopicSoooo, is the MCU gonna do anything with Kang?
Torgo
04/06/24 12:13:50 AM
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They should bring Krang from Ninja Turtles into the MCU.

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/06/24 12:12:56 AM
#36
DrizztLink posted...
It's a parody of some shit ass right-wing meme that does the same headline over a picture of two dads or something else innocuous but deeply upsetting to morons.

People started putting that over more and more outlandish things.

Eventually we got to here.

It's not necessarily just this meme or atheists, same thing happened with "this is the future liberals want.*

Thank you.

Okay... well I think in this case the meme is too diluted to be effective. Especially when you can never tell legit serious memes from their satire now. You would assume they think atheists want to fuck dinosaurs because we aren't childish enough to think the earth is only a few thousand years old.

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TopicTrivia: What was the first SRPG released in the states?
Torgo
04/06/24 12:08:29 AM
#13
Technically you could include the Ultima games, especially when you get to Ultima 3 and you have a party that moves in turns with field positioning being of huge importance.

https://youtu.be/N_m3u9MZ8NU
Here's a great video on the development and mechanics of Ultima 3

...and that was 1983

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TopicHave you ever actually seen a full Anita Sarkeesian video?
Torgo
04/06/24 12:05:57 AM
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I know every gamergater has never seen one, and they don't really care.

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Topic99 Cents Only to close all store locations.
Torgo
04/06/24 12:04:28 AM
#4
Those stores are generally bad for their communities... they pay shit wages and sell genuinely substandard merch often in sneakily smaller quantities that make the price actually higher per ounce, etc...

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/06/24 12:01:51 AM
#34
Tyranthraxus posted...
The punchline is Atheists think dinosaurs are real

But that doesn't make any sense.

Don't most people believe Dinosaurs existed millions of years ago? Isn't it just people that are genuinely uneducated or indoctrinated into fundamentalist cults think the earth is only 6500 years old?

Hell, some fundamentalists think the Flintstones is a documentary and that humans lived alongside the dinosaurs.

So...really... why can't anyone of you "it's just a joke" guys explain the joke?

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 11:55:50 PM
#32
ellis123 posted...
No clue who he is. It was just the first person who came up when I looked up people complaining about how Jurassic Park has "gone woke."

Because that was what the meme was about: making fun of people who cry about everything being woke. And yes, that includes Jurassic Park. No, I have no clue what level of brain rot they operate under.

Why does it call out atheists specifically?
Does the joke still work if you replace atheists with another group like Jews or Nebraskans, or electricians?

You got a man, a woman, and a raptor curled up like a pet on the bed...it's a wild setup but: What is the punchline?


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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 11:51:42 PM
#30
ellis123 posted...
It was making fun of people like Charlie there.

That's not an explanation.

Why is it specifically calling out atheists?
What is the punchline?

In the drawing meme, that's clearly "blue" from the JW movies, a raptor, not a T-rex.

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 11:48:02 PM
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ellis123 posted...
It was making fun of people like Charlie there.

Who is Charlie?

Are they sarcastically suggesting it only won because there is some "woke" AKA it includes someone fascists hate - so the T-Rex must be trans?

I still don't get what atheists specifically are supposed to like about that image. Please explain to me like I'm 80 years old and dumb.


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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 11:38:06 PM
#23
DrizztLink posted...
There's a crisp rat in your bed.

It's a Jurrasic World reference I'm guessing because I saw one of those shitty reboot movies... but I still have no idea why atheists want that. Is it that atheists want to be Chris Pratt because I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't mind being a handsome and successful movie star - but I don't think this is that.

I mean... isn't Chris Pratt part of some fundamentalist Christian cult?


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TopicY'all gonna watch those girls play basketball?
Torgo
04/05/24 11:35:30 PM
#8
I don't watch women's sports, I only pretend to care about them to virtue signal my bigotry against transgender folks.

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 11:34:12 PM
#21
ellis123 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9f89afcf.jpg

You will have to explain this to me, aren't fundamentalist Christians the ones that hold childish beliefs like the Earth is only a few thousand years old, and humans lived alongside dinosaurs?

Otherwise I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to say about atheists?

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TopicThe alt woke ruined video games by getting rid of sexy characters.
Torgo
04/05/24 8:23:33 PM
#9
Marketing guy: "Uh sir, it seems there are some real complaints coming from a segment of gamers about the attempt to make more diverse female character portrayals in major studio games..."

CEO: "Let me stop counting my gobs of cash from those idiots who pay for multiple forms of premium currency and XP boosts to make our deliberately grindy game less grindy.. okay... now who are these consumers raising these concerns?"

Marketing guy: "It's uh... it appears to be a lot of the same names and groups from gamergate, remember that lunacy?"

CEO: "Gamergate types? So Incels, Nazis, and single issue consent law libertarian creepoids - in other words the most easily manipulated and unlikable pieces of shit online that make all gamers look bad and take the focus away from our other unethical practices like employee crunch, monetization to children, and sexual abuse?"

Marketing guy: "That's correct, sir."

CEO: "Sounds like we pissed off the correct group of losers we don't want associated with our brand publicly, but will still buy our products religiously. Carry on!"



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TopicReferences that get lost to time and generations.
Torgo
04/05/24 8:06:23 PM
#1
I was thinking about how when I was a kid, they still ran a lot of the old Warner Bros. Looney Tunes shorts in blocks, and how they were filled with references that I knew from stuff my parents talked about or still had some relevance in the pop culture (Like references to Frank Sinatra and Mae West), or I just didn't get... and how a late millenial or member of gen Z would probably know even fewer.

Here's a gaming example:
https://youtu.be/xCwiGGx0ab0

I have to wonder if the young'uns today even know what that sound is very directly referencing. Not that it makes them dumb or makes me better, it's just kind of fascinating how these pop culture references have a life of their own.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse lied in court absolutely went to Kenosha to kill people
Torgo
04/05/24 7:52:04 PM
#19
thronedfire2 posted...
yeah unfortunately I don't think there's any other way the SYG laws would be interpreted unless there's security video of the whole incident. cell phone videos are too unreliable because they pretty much all start after something has already happened

But wasn't the other guy there armed as well, Rosenbaum? Wasn't he there first?

Didn't he have the right to murder Rittenhouse first as he was there first, and Rittenhouse came in causing trouble?

Stand Your Ground laws are illegitimate and we need to stop pretending these laws make any rational sense when we know they are designed to allow racists to shoot people they don't like - as was the precis case with Rittenhouse.

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TopicImagine making grilled cheese without garlic salt
Torgo
04/05/24 7:37:30 PM
#17
I never used garlic salt on a grilled cheese


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TopicKyle Rittenhouse lied in court absolutely went to Kenosha to kill people
Torgo
04/05/24 7:34:04 PM
#8
Been saying this from day one, it was so obvious.

Rittenhouse was radicalized by the online right wing media pipeline, and he acted on the fear and hysteria they fed him 24/7.

I can't believe we are even acting like that trial wasn't a public sham with a white supremacist judge.

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TopicSo what is Beetlejuice..about?
Torgo
04/05/24 7:03:15 PM
#18
It's a good movie, you should watch it again. It holds up pretty well with the practical effects lending it a very eerie and otherworldly feel even more in the modern age of shiny CG.

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TopicSo what is Beetlejuice..about?
Torgo
04/05/24 5:47:01 PM
#8
Actually I think there's a lot of themes. I don't think there is one great message to the movie, but it touches and satirizes a lot of things.

One is clash of class... you have the nice small town middle class couple's home taken over by rich out of towners with Lydia's weirdness and youth being the link between the class divide.

But ultimately it's a zany story about a sweet couple that dies and then struggle as ghosts to scare away the annoying yuppies that buy their home, only to find their big city cynicism won't allow them to be scared... so they hire a real ghoul to do the dirty work, and it backfires when the degenerate ghoul turns out to be untrustworthy and a sex pest which requires they work together to save Lydia from his clutches.


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TopicDid you go to any midnight releases for a video game handheld or console?
Torgo
04/05/24 5:39:27 PM
#27
Nope. Last midnight release I went to was for music CDs back in the 90s lol


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TopicDid you know that birth control screws up female brains?
Torgo
04/05/24 5:38:43 PM
#50
Pure medical misinformation being supported by every platform he is allowed to continue to monetize and earn from.

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TopicWithout evil there can be no good
Torgo
04/05/24 5:32:03 PM
#22
"Without evil there can be no good"

-- This is what we call a "deepity". It's a statement that sounds nice and profound, but when you analyze it, it really doesn't mean anything or make sense.

Of course there can be good without evil. I can sacrifice a small amount of time to volunteer helping others. No evil needs to happen, unless we define every minor inconvenience and discomfort as evil - which I don't. Ultimately, I believe evil needs intent or it's just misfortune.

I don't think most people disagree either, evil requires intention and therefore there can obviously be good without evil.


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TopicGaga Harley look revealed early?
Torgo
04/05/24 5:16:02 PM
#16
TMOG posted...
Why does she look like Joan Rivers

...in Spaceballs.

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TopicThink of a fictional character
Torgo
04/05/24 5:12:05 PM
#3
For some reason Brock Samson of the Venture Brothers popped into my head and yes... obviously we'll survive.

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TopicDwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture"
Torgo
04/05/24 3:48:47 PM
#117
hereforemnant posted...
I'm on #TeamCody now lmao

I was - then he went over to WWE (at least his brother stayed in AEW) - but now I'm back on team Cody.

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TopicDwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture"
Torgo
04/05/24 3:48:07 PM
#116
Axiom posted...
Is that his nemesis. I thought that hair disappeared with the 90s

Wrestling is always a little behind the times in terms of fashion - partly because wrestlers tend to keep a "look" for branding and marketing purposes, since a big part of wresting is creating that persona.

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TopicDwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture"
Torgo
04/05/24 1:55:37 PM
#62
Dumbass rich meathead.

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TopicPrincess Peach Showtime, how yall like it?
Torgo
04/05/24 1:54:53 PM
#9
Not my kind of game, fun for younger kids though.

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TopicDie Hard or Robocop
Torgo
04/05/24 12:56:29 PM
#25
Die hard overall is the better action movie.

Robocop is the better social satire and has the best comedy bits.

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TopicHow Hidden Nazi Symbols Were the Tip of a Toxic Iceberg at Life Is Strange
Torgo
04/05/24 12:50:38 PM
#15
cjsdowg posted...
I wonder if the people who hated Sweet Baby would go after these people.

They feel the Nazi supporters are a persecuted minority of free speech warriors.

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TopicWhy is it looked down upon to order water at a restaurant?
Torgo
04/05/24 11:42:52 AM
#43
Was the water the problem or that the ladies were staying for a super long time on just the bare basics?

Seems like the water was the least problematic, and just the cherry on top?

I'm sure if some ordered regular entrees and stayed the usual time for a meal no one would remember or care.

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TopicWhy is it looked down upon to order water at a restaurant?
Torgo
04/05/24 11:41:09 AM
#42
I get water because:

1) It would be too late in the day to order coffee or tea and decaf is usually meh and been sitting for a while
2) I don't drink soda or sugary drinks usually

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TopicThe most popular food dish/item that you just plain don't like?
Torgo
04/05/24 11:38:34 AM
#51
Sushi

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TopicWas there just a baby earthquake in NYC just now?
Torgo
04/05/24 10:43:29 AM
#28
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
It was a 4.8 magnitude centered in Lebanon, NJ.

Was just going to confirm this from the AP news site, so pretty reliable

Wonder if it's fracking related?

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TopicEveryone Knows That
Torgo
04/05/24 10:37:03 AM
#2
I been following this to some degree, I find lost media investigation pretty interesting.

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TopicStreamer intentionally flashes images on broadcast to trigger fans epilepsy
Torgo
04/04/24 8:45:18 PM
#41
Surprised it took this long for an asshole to do this... it probably happened before but wasn't publicized.


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TopicPlayStation players seem to be the most toxic playerbase
Torgo
04/04/24 8:42:49 PM
#42
I mean... I've always felt the Playstation brand had the worst defenders, just unrealistic and immature in all the ways they accuse others of being.

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TopicWhy do people think random encounters are bad when FF8 solved them yrs ago?
Torgo
04/04/24 6:09:03 PM
#20
Random encounters, like almost any game mechanic, is good when used right and bad when not used well.

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TopicThe episode of Community with black face is back on Netflix.
Torgo
04/04/24 6:06:16 PM
#30
Revisited posted...
And why does she look so... ahem well endowed here -_-'

Because Sarah is built like that... no complaints here, she is an attractive woman.

Oh wait... you see a weird bulge in her pants? I thought you meant she looked busty - uh nevermind, I got no idea what you're talking about.

Revisited posted...
Also why does the poster seem to be straight from the malcolm in the middle poster design school

because that was the style of the times to Quote Grandpa Simpson...

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TopicThe episode of Community with black face is back on Netflix.
Torgo
04/04/24 6:04:13 PM
#29
Yeah, I agree with the actress it was an over-correction.

The intent was clearly not to say:
"hey blackface is fine, demeaning a race of people is cool"

This isn't a Daily Wire movie.

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TopicTrump Sues Truth Social Co-Founders, Says They're Not Entitled to Stock Shares
Torgo
04/04/24 6:01:34 PM
#100
008Zulu posted...
My guess is Mangofascist heard they didn't want him to cashout immediately after going public, so is trying to steal their shit.

To be fair, the entire thing is a scam to data mine the far right wing base, and it's a base dumb enough to believe Trump won in 2024 and that vaccines are a conspiracy to control you.

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TopicWhat don't right wing media lie about? - seriously
Torgo
04/04/24 5:59:29 PM
#18
EPR-radar posted...
They are also honest when they say they want to cut taxes on the filthy rich.

Yes, while they lie about historical tax rates, they lie about the effects of prior tax cuts, and they lies about how taxes are collected, spent, managed, etc...

They lie about everything tax related... but you are correct, they are still honest about wanting to cut or eliminate taxes on the rich.


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