Lurker > Turducken

Personally, I let it lapse a few months ago and have been watching free shit on Tubi and Pluto, the Roku Channel and whatnot when I feel like watching something. Can't say I've really missed Netflix specifically.

I told my shipping company to think outside the box, and all the product they send arrives busted.

Imbecile silver spoon CEO tries to squint real hard and pretend to imagine what it's like not having a house staff, film at 11.

I haven't given two shits about my birthday since I was like 12. Just another day.

1/4 of the time up. How's your progress?

Hornypolling is fine!

Bishop_Hastur posted...

I drink enough to pee clear.

I drink enough that my pee is INVISIBLE.

The only time I've ever had an issue with fall damage was in one of the Prince of Persia games (Sands of Time, I think), when I died somehow off full health from an approximately 15 foot fall, if that much. The concept itself is fine.

Don't mind item durability either, but I guess gun to my head I'd pick that one?

You DID IT!~

Damn it, I was hoping the idiot would actually lose his finger.

I use this tiny shovel for food.

I said BEEP.

I'll never have seniority!

pegusus123456 posted...

Wait, no hornyposting means you can't post the original lyrics to that song

Yeah, but as a pegasus, aren't ALL of your posts HORN-y?

I want to invite you all down to my compound in Idaho for a weekend.

Hypnospace posted...

At least say waifu

Yeah, that's the term for NORMAL PEOPLE.

Now, time to delete you all from the internet, forever...!

A Big Mac is supposedly a delicious hamburger-sandwich.

Milton.

An Hungarian Goose...?!?!

Does anyone here know how to work a squeezing chainsaw?

Now let's get to the call in Duluth...

If it wasn't for TONY, oooh---ooohh~~~

We are dead! We are ALL!!! DEAD!!

Yeah, over 132 bucks for 7 mph past the limit is fucking absurd.

How much time are you really saving peeing in a bottle? 5 minutes over the entire day? And of course that's just his own time he's supposedly saving; to hell with the poor crew member elected to deal with that shit.

Shit can be used as fertilizer; doesn't mean it isn't still shit.

I'd rather die broke. Any money you didn't spend you basically wasted.

Six months from now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M4RbnxSLwo

That's ridiculous. Cartoon villains usually get defeated.

Mighty what?

Ah yes, many there were a Force-sensitive training session at the entrance of the local grocery mart.

Evening_Dragon posted...

Nah, I prefer it to annoying people. Both in the sense that I don't want to annoy people, and other people that are annoying.

Do you wear white shoes? Some people might be annoyed by that and just be too polite to say.

Solar_Crimson posted...

I had no idea that character even had a name.

Same. I'm like, "Who the hell is Larry Dalrymple?" assuming it's some new failed character they tried to introduce after I stopped watching the show. Nope, it's that one barfly at Moe's who I'm not sure has ever even spoken, but apparently has a full name. Amazing.

TendoDRM posted...

How can you not even remember Shulk or Duncan from 1?

Shulk, Duncan, Ryan, Fiona, Melinda, Shirley, and Richard. What a great band of heroes.

Does a three-year-old baby count? I mean, if I was hungry enough...

I think if it's something you're telling yourself, it's not so bad. Even if it's just fluff, sometimes fluff will help you get through a bad situation. And sometimes it helps you realize the situation actually isn't as bad as you originally thought.

If it's something you're telling someone else, you probably shouldn't. Anytime life takes a shit on me and someone tries to cheer me up by telling me it could've shat more so I should be grateful I want to put their head through a wall. I don't think, coming from someone else, it's ever made me feel better.

This is gonna be like the part in Titanic where the rest of the band comes together to join their solitary, but equally doomed companion. Right?

The N64 was a very strange system, with one of the worst controllers ever designed. It was the era to signify Nintendo was no longer king.

Damn_Underscore posted...

It's seen a s a really bad manners, but no one will tell you that you are bothering them because doing so would also be bad manners. So just avoid doing it when you go to Japan

Sounds like a them problem. And if they can't even be arsed to speak up about it, sounds like two them problems to my zero. Tough break.

What a shame to temporarily deny him the active lifestyle he so clearly takes part in.

No, he looks to be well-acquainted with sitting on his fat ass all day.

Serious_Cat posted...

I know of a married couple who are both named Jordan.

This sounds like the premise of a crappy early 2000s sitcom that lasted half a season on NBC.

How much of a genius could you have been if you thought you couldn't be hot and smart at the same time?

Whiterun_Guard_ posted...

dang you guys are merciless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdirWQLDZOk

Yeah for Dragon Song it got its three strikes awfully quick.

1. "Hi, I'm Generic Protag. This is my oldest friend, Love Interest, but I don't have a crush on her...MAYBE!!"

2. Running drains your HP.

3. Experience AND Gold? Hahaha, no, pick which one you want to get.

Okay, fuck you, goodbye forever, blight on a once-beautiful franchise.

Crimsoness posted...

No other games set in Ivalice either

I won't stand for this Vagrant Story erasure.

gamepimp12 posted...

Its bad fanfic because its real life

If you die in the game, you die for real!

Wouldn't have bothered making my way home when my parents "forgot" me in Ohio.

You mean I had children who kept calling me bruh.