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If Fandom was a commercial, it'd be one of those ultra-douchey ones that are an overproduced annoying song and dance number.

If Fandom was a sportsball it'd be made out of wood.

If Fandom was a bullet, it'd be a blank.

If Fandom was a building it'd be the DMV.

If Fandom was a student, it'd be that kid in the back who ate paste. Horsepaste, no less. Callbaaaack.

If Fandom was a golf ball, no one would care to rescue it from the sand trap.

Fandom's bathroom scale doesn't give a weight anymore; it gives a zip code.

If Fandom was a plane it'd have been made by Boeing.

If Fandom was a parent, it'd go to the convenience store for a pack of smokes and never come back. And the kid would be thankful for it.

If Fandom was an RPG party member, they'd leave the party right after you equipped them with your best gear. Then show up later on in the game working for the Evil Empire, and kill the hero's love interest. With the very enchanted spear you equipped them with earlier.

If Fandom was a shampoo, all your hair would fall out after using it.

If Mario got Fandom as a power-up, it'd turn him into a Tanooki statue...FOREVER.

If Fandom was a sitcom character, the audience would cheer and applaud when they left the scene.

If Fandom were shoes, it'd be a pair of brown paper baggies around your feet, held in place with a wrap of duct tape about the ankles.

If Fandom was a beer, it'd taste like garbage, be non-alcoholic, and still force you to fail a breathalyzer somehow.

If Fandom was a color, it'd look like a mix of everything your body expels.

Fandom is rumored to mean "slow, agonizing death from a swollen, puckering ass cavity" in ancient Latin.

Shunts Yoshi, a trusted friend and ally, to his death down a bottomless pit to get that bonus exit or whatever it was in Super Mario World.

As a bit of a crossover here, if Fandom played D&D, it'd always roll a natural 1.

If Fandom was a movie it'd be directed by Zack Snyder.

How are you?

I heard the medical community is voting on changing the name of cancer to Fandom.

If Fandom was a car, it'd break down the minute you drove it off the lot. Then explode.

Fandom told me if it was married to me it'd serve me poison.

I replied, "If I was married to you, I would drink it."

Fandom deserves to burn in Assholes' Hell, the level of hell specifically designed for assholes.

Fandom should go deepthroat a cactus.

No, I don't have enough ammo yet.

Fandom needs to go do its best impression of Ned Stark.

Fandom? Go get your "COVID-vaccine", horsepaste-style.

Hey, Fandom? Go sit and spin on an auger.

Go play in traffic, Fandom. At the Indy 500.

Kiss a hippo right on its big fat ass, Fandom.

Go fuck a chainsaw, Fandom.

Eat shit, Fandom.

Fuck Fandom.

Johnson, despite his name, has no dick.

I ordered some ice packs for my shoes.

I canceled because I got cold feet.

NoxObscuras posted...

And to everyone hating on the game, I say give it a try. It's in a much better place than it was at launch.

I believe it. I did play it around launch, when it was basically an empty playground with almost nothing to do. No NPCs, few enemies, seeing other players was fairly uncommon even. It was just run around, occasionally run into a couple of those rad-burned folks, find an audio log, repeat.

I do not need to know every step-by-step moment of your already-boring story. If you can't make it interesting, at least make it concise. Take what should be a 2-minute thing and rattle on for 5 times as long, god damn.

They call it Fallout 76 cuz it'll fall out of your play rotation 76 minutes after you start it.

I have become FAT. Destroyer of scales.

I mean, that's cool and all, but I'd prefer the writers/directors/producers played the games. The actress doesn't have much pull (likely any) in how the series is presented outside of course her own performance.

Accolon posted...

#15 Ice Climbers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3341c54f.jpg

The nightmares will continue.

Realizing they're about 20 minutes out from becoming permanent residents of the mountain.

They...they wouldn't even be able to AFFORD breakfast...with the inflation and...yeah!!

It's that dipshit who maimed an elderly Asian man and then got to become a millionaire.