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TopicStarbreeze made escape from butcher Bay, then completely shit the beef
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:24:51 PM
#1
http://l.gamespot.com/6188EGZJa

All their games since have been largely trash.

The fuck happened? Was bin diesel the main glue holding them together?
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TopicWow, the brits sure know how to cook.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:10:41 PM
#36
QwelzaarKane posted...
I ate at an English restuarant while in Thailand (owned by an actual Brit). Apparently corned beef hash is some canned meat on buttered bread and not the delicious, diced corned beef mixed into hashbrowns I know and love.

I actually like corned beef hash in a can lol. It's godawful for you, but its tasty.
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TopicThis may be one of the most attractive women on earth.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:08:57 PM
#8
EliteC posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
https://instagram.com/emblu

Oh, and she does solo naughty videos she sells. Lol.


How do u know she does that?

Because she's also a cam girl? I've seen her vids lol
They're on the usual site.
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TopicWhy is a Superman game hard to make?
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 8:46:06 AM
#2
Because he's godlike. Removes most suspense of challenge when you know he's nigh unkillable.
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TopicFormer SNL writer pulled from stage because his jokes were deemed too offensive
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 8:04:15 AM
#13
TopicThis may be one of the most attractive women on earth.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 8:01:09 AM
#1
TopicBethesda strikes again. Huge data breach.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 6:53:04 AM
#88
This game is the biggest disaster of the generation.

This whole fo76 debacle is worse than the battlefront 2 incudende.
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TopicWow, the brits sure know how to cook.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 6:49:12 AM
#20
pinky0926 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Everyone I know in England only ever talks of three things:

Kebabs
Greggs
Nandos


You should see the wild-eyed, confused looks I get down the local pub when I use words like "braise" or "smoke" or "slow-cooked".

Which is funny, because Britain actually has quite a few world renowned chefs and restaurants, including some that use true classic British cuisine too.
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TopicWow, the brits sure know how to cook.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 4:17:16 AM
#17
pinky0926 posted...
Hands down my least favourite aspect of British culture is our food culture. Complete lack of food culture, to put it more accurately.

People here are extremely proud of how basic and non-nutritious their diet is. If it's fried and hot - preferably dry and overcooked - you're onto a winner. Anything broaching actual taste is deemed "posh wanker" food, unless it's a basic beef vindaloo with the spice dialled up to 9000.

Everyone I know in England only ever talks of three things:

Kebabs
Greggs
Nandos
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TopicWith Tumblr on its deathbed, pedophillic site refugees are flooding into Twitter
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:33:58 AM
#22
Look, if you recognize that you're a pedophile, know it's wrong, and have self control to never act on it, then fine.

However, anyone who actually goes through with sexually assaulting a child deserves death.
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TopicWow, the brits sure know how to cook.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:31:55 AM
#13
90% of British comfort food take out is breaded shit. Which isn't all that different from the other former colonies(usa,canada,austealia,new Zealand, etc)
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TopicFear is the mind killer
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 3:30:10 AM
#1
TopicLobbyists for Saudi Arabia bought up a bunch of Trump hotel rooms
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 12:51:31 AM
#17
bover_87 posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Wait - so Saudis paying a Presidential candidate billions of dollars through an intermediary operated by that candidate is a bad thing now?


yes, it is a bad thing

whoever you're trying to deflect to would be equally in the wrong, why can't you admit Trump is?

Reminder that he blames his wife leaving him on Obama.

Wat
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/06/18 12:23:55 AM
#56
dave_is_slick posted...
I'm not far at all but I don't see how this story will be better than Origins. Bayek is the best character in this series, Bayek and Aya's relationship was pretty damn realistic, and I was instantly hooked to begin with. Except for Kassandra legit being being really pretty, there's no hook for me.

It picks up quite a bit. Once you start dealing with your family history.
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TopicThis ass, yes or no?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 11:36:25 PM
#16
PepperoniMaster posted...
I reckon' some of us visit the same subreddits.

Imagine the sound it'll make when it gets smacked

Lol reddit has become my main source for nude content.
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TopicWalk from China to France for 50 billion dollars
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 11:34:03 PM
#69
YellowSUV posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
sauceje posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/

And? Russia isn't Iraq dude.

Edit: you wouldn't go through Russia. Russia is above China


Its not clear if the instructions actually bar you from going through Russia.

Going through China and Russia is much safer from being attacked or captured by other humans compared to going across the middle east. The only big issue is if you could walk across that vast distance before winter hits.

You'd be OK if you stuck to Southern Russia and crossed into Eastern Europe that way.
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TopicThis ass, yes or no?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 11:33:16 PM
#14
TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 11:32:43 PM
#54
I just shot from 33 to 37 in an hour. I had four contracts complete on two missions, one in Ving a fort lol
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TopicNieR Automata reaches 3.5 millions in shipments and downloads
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 9:51:24 PM
#33
BusyGettingLaid posted...
nice, hopefully we get a sequel

Creator is making porn now
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TopicWalk from China to France for 50 billion dollars
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 9:50:23 PM
#47
sauceje posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/

And? Russia isn't Iraq dude.

Edit: you wouldn't go through Russia. Russia is above China
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TopicThis ass, yes or no?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 11:42:44 AM
#13
Bananana posted...
Source pl0x

A subreddit for phat ass white girls.
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TopicThis ass, yes or no?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 9:53:57 AM
#10
Any of y'all have the equipment to handle an ass that deep?
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TopicThis ass, yes or no?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 9:34:43 AM
#1
Topicdo you like the movie Roll Models?
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 7:51:07 AM
#13
I didn't care for most of the scenes involving the larping shit, but the rest was solid.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 7:49:45 AM
#50
Guide posted...
I don't like the direction AC is going either. While I had fun, there's just no reason for me to go to this new format again. I've done it, wrung it out, beaten the horse to death, etc. If I had played Origins, I wouldn't have bothered with Odyssey.

They need to refocus the core concept back to the original. Areas that are interesting and challenging to navigate that are guarding a target that you will then need to get the hell away from once it's clear you've kill him. And of course, variants on that.

I do -not- miss 100% completion conditions, though. Game design should make the way you kill interesting, not arbitrary restrictions.

Tbqh I think they should scale things way the fuck back. Make a throwback to brotherhood. Couple of smaller scale cities or towns, but make them more interesting and detailed, and make it more story focused, and bring back the multiplayer.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 2:47:48 AM
#47
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Hero Strike is bae.

Are you even able to see Cult members yet? Forget when you learn about that stuff and start upgrading the spear.

Yep, my spear is level 4, and I've killed like a third or so of rhe cultists. And yeah, hero strike is a savior.

MuayThai85 posted...
I started playing it the other day, I don't think I'll continue. RDR2 ruined me for openworld games. Everything feels so floaty and unpolished. The horses feel terrible in comparison.

I'm playing it on PC on ultra settings/2k resolution and graphically it looks worse than RDR2 in 1080p on my Pro.

I think hlthis was my mistake too, going into it after rdr2.

Rdr2 has kind of ruined open world games now.

Bio1590 posted...
Kinda hard to blame them when Syndicate sold like shit and the trend for most things these days is "massive open world".

Syndicate was also the most boring world of the bunch. It wasn't a bad game, it just all looked the same because, well, Victorian London.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 1:03:55 AM
#43
AvantgardeAClue posted...
I hate the direction Assassin's Creed is going now. They're now just doing huge ass worlds at their leisure with no regard for the actual story or gameplay.

And as long as the reviews are good, they'll keep doubling down on it.

At this point I'm more excited for Assassin's Creed 3 Remastered than a new game.

Odyssey has a decent story though.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 1:03:35 AM
#42
Also, I hate how easy ship stuff is in this game. Are there even legendary ships? I've destroyed tons of elite ones, but haven't found any legendary ones.

It's not like black flag naval stuff, it's much easier. I've never even lost more than a third of my hull health in any battle yet.

Also, pro tip: get the hero strike ability from the assassin tree. It's the most powerful melee ability in the game and devestates mercs and captains and stuff.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 1:01:05 AM
#39
sktgamer_13dude posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
I bought this game for my wife for Christmas because she loves Ooen World games but you guys are scaring me with this.

Its a great game if you love Greek history. Its fun too. The world is massive and you honestly dont have to do everything. Story is pretty good too, at least so far.

It's certainly a better story than origins, but I get so distracted exploring and doinh side shit that I have barely touched the story. My current story quests are meant to be done around 14-16, and I'm 33.

There are loot chests fucking everywhere. Literally everywhere. I spend half my time exploring tombs and shit for them.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 12:58:56 AM
#38
Bio1590 posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Do you really have to hit two buttons to parry on consoles? What kind of control design is that?

It's cause every button on its own is accounted for and there's no difference between non-Combat and Combat

Square: Dodge/Roll
Triangle: Action/Interact/Assassinate
Circle: Crouch/Parkour Down
X: Parkour Up
L1 (Hold): Activates Warrior/Assassin ability options
L2 (Hold): Aim bow, activates Hunter ability options
R1: Light attack
R2: Heavy attack

That's why I like my alternate one honestly.

Bio1590 posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Do you really have to hit two buttons to parry on consoles? What kind of control design is that?

It's cause every button on its own is accounted for and there's no difference between non-Combat and Combat

Square: Dodge/Roll
Triangle: Action/Interact/Assassinate
Circle: Crouch/Parkour Down
X: Parkour Up
L1 (Hold): Activates Warrior/Assassin ability options
L2 (Hold): Aim bow, activates Hunter ability options
R1: Light attack
R2: Heavy attack

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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/05/18 12:02:06 AM
#33
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Do you really have to hit two buttons to parry on consoles? What kind of control design is that?

It sounds bad but it's impossible to fuck up for me, so I dunno but yes.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 11:56:38 PM
#31
XplodnPnguins92 posted...
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Something about the battle system in Origins and Odyssey bugs me. I can't put my finger on it but it's not fun.

it's the combination of piss poor combat animations, floaty weapons, and the lack of satisfying hit sounds.

I find it much better when it's remapped to the face buttons. What it does when you use the alternate is:.

Light attack: square
Heavy attack: triangle
Dodge: circle
Parry: l1 + r1
Parkour up: r2
Parkour down: r1

With this setup, I almost never get hit in combat. Having the dodge and attack buttons so close to eachother, and having parry easy to do too, it trivializes the combat even further. Makes it more fun too.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 11:52:11 PM
#30
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Yeah I first went to the Arena last night. Didnt want to sail all the way down there, but finally did because of the two Cultists.

I had been working my way south already anyway, some of those little tiny islands have some cool shit.

The island with the arena has a ton of side quests(the gold ones, aka the good ones), as well as a mystical beast fight, and a couple tombs.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 11:50:42 PM
#28
Bio1590 posted...
Yes the game is way too big. You can beat the game and Platinum it without doing like half of the "?" on the map.

Guide posted...
I'm a sucker for stealth, but by and large, you are going to be repeating the same 4 quests over and over:

Clear the <place>
Kill the <person>
Talk to the <person(s)>
Forced open combat

the only difference being a new texture for a building or face. The environments are too samey to make you feel any difference between fort a and fort z, barring a few exceptions.

I liked it, I completed it, but I can't say it's a good game. For me, it's basically sucrose. Sugar water. I love stealth to a fault, I got the game for free, and when it came out I had a very generous amount of nothing else to do. But it's the same 10 hour game, 5 times in a row.

This is legit. People complained about repetition in Origins and they still managed to make everything less variable lmao.

This. Origins still felt pretty good, despite its weak story and repetitive quests, it's pacing was better too.

Odyssey, once you have your ship, is basically: "here's a hundred hours worth of side shit to do, with no real restrictions or gates or introductions whatsoever, have fun".
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TopicFill in the blank Chilli Cheese ______.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 11:06:32 PM
#19
Anisoptera posted...
Wienerschinitzel is a very underrated fast food place. Lots of food for cheap and it's healthy because of all the vegetable toppings you can get.

The chilli cheese combo was only 7 bucks goo
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TopicFill in the blank Chilli Cheese ______.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 10:15:09 PM
#12
Go to wienerschnitzel and get the chili cheese combo. Two chilli dogs and a side of chilli cheese fries. It's unholy but amazing.
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TopicFill in the blank Chilli Cheese ______.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 10:02:48 PM
#3
Topic"I didn't tell you in order to protect you"
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 10:02:35 PM
#13
Having done it before, don't. Always tell them, it's better to know and adapt than not know and be not only blindsided by it but know your friends kept it from you.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 10:00:52 PM
#25
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Wait you just got to Athens at 30? Im much further and at 35. And I feel like Ive done a bunch of side quests/clearing areas, it hasnt felt grindy.

My story quests are in Athens yeah, haven't done any of them. I'm 33 now. Just did two fights in the arena down south of the map.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 10:00:02 PM
#24
TopicRemember when high schoolers had those contrarian types? #ArianaGrande
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 9:15:25 PM
#4
TopicPrager U Ad: Here's proof of white genocide.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 9:12:44 PM
#21
TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 9:01:01 PM
#23
Guide posted...
I'm a sucker for stealth, but by and large, you are going to be repeating the same 4 quests over and over:

Clear the <place>
Kill the <person>
Talk to the <person(s)>
Forced open combat

the only difference being a new texture for a building or face. The environments are too samey to make you feel any difference between fort a and fort z, barring a few exceptions.

I liked it, I completed it, but I can't say it's a good game. For me, it's basically sucrose. Sugar water. I love stealth to a fault, I got the game for free, and when it came out I had a very generous amount of nothing else to do. But it's the same 10 hour game, 5 times in a row.

This is how I feel. I don't hate it, in fact I like it, but there's some definite regressions from origins as well as it's progressions.
Origins would still let you stealth through just about the entire game. And for the most part, I stealth this game too, but you're a warrior so it's going to make you fight.

I've built my guy basically warrior tree and assassin tree. I stealth until I can't, then i fight.

I've also not found any reason to use any other weapon combo besides sword and spear. Both are the most effective weapons for their purpose.
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Topicraising one eyebrow is actually pretty hard >_>
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 4:38:01 AM
#12
I can do both equally, can even make them do the wave, it's funny. I'm also double jointed, if that matters.
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TopicAAA Game design
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 3:49:14 AM
#30
butthole666 posted...
Really tho rpg elements need to fuck off bc more often than not they hinder any meaningful feeling of progression

Well, a leveling up system can be fine, or a gear based progression instead of numerical leveling. If it's handled well and not grindy, but yeah.
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TopicHave any of you re played MGS2 recently?
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 2:50:07 AM
#7
TopicAAA Game design
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 2:30:16 AM
#22
TopicJust started Old World Blues
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 2:29:22 AM
#10
Dead money was fine in the actual casino proper, I just didn't like the area outside it.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 1:14:43 AM
#12
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Something about the battle system in Origins and Odyssey bugs me. I can't put my finger on it but it's not fun.

Switch the controls to the alternate scheme. Switches combat from the shoulder buttons to the face buttons, so much better.
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TopicAssassins creed odyssey is honestly too big.
pres_madagascar
12/04/18 1:11:34 AM
#10
hockeybub89 posted...
Still waiting for the grind at Level 42

I'm level 30 and just got to Athens in the story, so not far. All of those levels came from just the first couple regions. Now all of a sudden xp has dried up a bit. Like, how much I'm being rewarded I mean. It's weird.
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