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Topic1 in 8 Americans about two years from not having water supply.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 11:08:05 AM
#8
KILBOTz posted...
I've long held the belief that Phoenix should not exist.

Actually, Arizona has a lot of ground water and can handle itself fine, it's judt that Phoenix is growing too fast to sustain it.

I live in Phoenix, I've intentionally not put down any permanent roots here.
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TopicAbraham Lincoln on racial equality
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 8:58:17 AM
#23
Literally everyone knows Lincoln didn't care one way or the other about freeing the slaves.
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TopicThose neck guys made a music video, it's something
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 8:57:01 AM
#3
eston posted...
Saw the screenshot and nopenopenope

Lol
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TopicThose neck guys made a music video, it's something
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 8:55:50 AM
#1
TopicFucking finally got GTA:SA to work on newer versions of Android.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 4:31:17 AM
#8
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The amazing mobile Rayman games are borked on newer phones, really sucks.

I was saving my S6 just to game on it but I left it in my car too long and the battery swelled up. Not sure if I want to order a new battery or just pay someone to replace it.

It's kind of funny because kotor mobile will work on basically any phone, new or old.
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TopicIf you are employed, what did you get as your christmas bonus?
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 2:59:21 AM
#6
Kisai posted...
What makes you think everyone gets a Christmas bonus?

This lol.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 2:58:07 AM
#22
Smashingpmkns posted...
Yeah I wouldn't want to match with a single mom tbh

Hope you're not still single at 30+ then. Childless women start being a rarity by then.
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TopicFucking finally got GTA:SA to work on newer versions of Android.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 2:57:12 AM
#6
Irony posted...
Buy a Vita and play the PS4 version in remote play

But I already own the android version from way back, and I don't want a Vita lol
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TopicFucking finally got GTA:SA to work on newer versions of Android.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 1:15:40 AM
#4
Also, if you wanna run it at max settings, you have to root your phone and spoof the gpu lol.
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TopicFucking finally got GTA:SA to work on newer versions of Android.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 1:15:12 AM
#3
Hairistotle posted...
u should play a game that isnt so dated

But I want to play San Andreas on my phone while I lay in bed.
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TopicFucking finally got GTA:SA to work on newer versions of Android.
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 1:13:25 AM
#1
The android version is notoriously fucked up on android 7.0 or higher. Like, crashes every five minutes kind of fucked up.

Had to fuck with settings for a while and do some sleuthing online. It doesn't like high end phones either lol.

Had to put resolution and draw distance at 70% and visual effects at medium and turn car reflections off.

But it fuckin works now. Been playing for an hour no issues. Well, the random graphical hiccups still occur but they don't affect gameplay at all.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pres_madagascar
12/21/18 12:23:44 AM
#17
CoolBro posted...
codey posted...
The amount of stay at home moms I've seen on bumble is ridiculous. If you're single, you damn well better have a job to take care of that kid. Why are they advertising that?

because the single moms are basically desperate to get a male provider, hence why they registered to a dating online site (noa male acquintances want to marry her deteriorating face)

The majority of single moms I know and have dated all have their shit together.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:28:27 PM
#13
I'm also 31, so I don't want college girls
I've had the best luck with pof and tinder. And pof is a dumpster fire.
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TopicBethesda fanboy Redditors blame Youtubers for Fallout 76's negative reception
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:27:31 PM
#56
GrindcoreShark posted...



tl;dw:The Fallout 76 Subreddit had a trending post saying it was the fault of negative propaganda about the game being spread by Youtubers that the game has a negative reception and isn't selling well and then decides to callout specific Youtubers who then went on to make videos about said Reddit post humiliating the OP

The main point is Reddit continues to be a joke site nobody should use and nobody who uses regularly should ever be taken seriously


Says some literally posting on literal gamefaqs.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:26:07 PM
#11
pkmnlord posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Bumble is terrible. Literally every woman on there in my area is a prissy Scottsdale girl.

And every ASU bitch is looking for "adventure" and has the same 3 photos of their graduation gowns, posing on whatever that mountain is I always see people taking pics of themselves on, and then some lingerie pic that's totally not leaving anything to the imagination but yet they act all conservative in their bio.

Genocet_10-325 posted...
@pres_madagascar posted...
Bumble is terrible. Literally every woman on there in my area is a prissy Scottsdale girl.


Oh I know what you mean. I lived in Scottsdale for 2 years and it's all stuck up rich assholes.

Exactly. I specifically avoid Scottsdale women.

I live in mesa lol
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TopicNothing like working 13 hours the day before your vacation starts
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:48:30 PM
#5
I work 11-13 hours every day, four days in a row, every week.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:29:08 PM
#6
Bumble is terrible. Literally every woman on there in my area is a prissy Scottsdale girl.
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TopicDiscuss ass butter
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:15:10 PM
#4
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What the hell is wrong with your ass sir?

That happens from eating too much fatty food. Makes your poo have a higher oil content.
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TopicDiscuss ass butter
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:13:48 PM
#2
TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on Genital piercing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:03:39 PM
#31
SchoolForAnts posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Starberry posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I would never get my own genitals pierced, but I have dated a girl with a hood piercing before.


how was sex with it?

Like sex with a normal one. You don't feel it yourself. It's just kind of there if you play with the clit or when you eat her out. Not really much of a thing.

SchoolForAnts posted...
GasMonkey posted...
i have an apadravya


Apa what ?

Barbel going straight through the head of the penis. Think of a metal rod going through the top of a snake's head and out straight down through its lower jaw.


Thanks.

Couldnt that get ripped accidentally during sex?

Nah not really.
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TopicC/D mayonnaise is the worst condiment of them all
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:00:57 PM
#48
wronganswerfool posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I loathe mayo more than literally anything else on earth. Vile, disgusting shit. It's Satan's cum.

No bullshit, if someone puts mayo on me, I will beat the shit out of them. I don't know why I hate it so much.


But yet you're fine with people putting ketchup and mustard on you?

No but not nearly as severe.
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TopicC/D mayonnaise is the worst condiment of them all
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:55:24 AM
#41
I loathe mayo more than literally anything else on earth. Vile, disgusting shit. It's Satan's cum.

No bullshit, if someone puts mayo on me, I will beat the shit out of them. I don't know why I hate it so much.
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TopicC/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:53:49 AM
#25
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Romulox28 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

lol how detached from reality are you


Do you even understand that implications are?

The implication of that question of course being that you don't.

im going to assume that the implication of @pres_madagascar 's post is not that he wants to fuck passed out women that can't consent, it's that weddings are places where alcohol is a social lubricant and there are likely women interested in having a fling

idk why people have to take everything so literally now and are so completely unable to interpret social context

I wonder too. I don't sexually assault people for fucks sake.
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TopicFrench Police Threaten to join protestors, demand better pay + conditions
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:47:15 AM
#6
The French know how to revolt like a mother fucker.
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TopicHow do you add a hydroelectric dam in cities skylines without causing a flood?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:46:29 AM
#2
TopicC/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:45:25 AM
#20
t_paynes_ghost posted...
There seems to be an assumption that some women don't go to weddings looking to hook up all the same.

That assumption is incorrect.
It's only creepy if unwanted advances continue after being told it is unwanted.

Bingo
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TopicDo you eat at Chic Fil A?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:44:54 AM
#10
Not a Christian, 100% support gay rights, totally still eat there. I have a good friend that is so gay even Elton John would call him a slur, and he eats it too.

As he puts it, "I don't ask where my cocaine comes from, I don't care where my chicken comes from"
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TopicC/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:42:21 AM
#17
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

You mean the same thing they're doing too. Everybody single is there for the same goddamn thing homie.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking women who are too drunk to be 100% consenting, and when I'm not drunk as well.


Everyone who is single is going to the wedding to support their friend(s) who are getting married. Glad you agree. :)

Assuming everyone there knows the bride or groom really well.

Almost every wedding I've been to has been as a loosely affiliated individual. Aquantiences basically.
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TopicC/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:39:36 AM
#15
gunplagirl posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.

Intentionally seeking out drunk women for the sake of fornicating with them?

Well that's totally not creepy.

You mean the same thing they're doing too. Everybody single is there for the same goddamn thing homie.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking women who are too drunk to be 100% consenting, and when I'm not drunk as well.
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TopicVoice Files in RDR2 point to story DLC down the line (SPOILERS)
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:35:25 AM
#18
eston posted...
Remastering RDR1 would be a smart move, because people on PC would buy it in droves

Imagine pc gamers getting rdr1 and 2 as one long continuous game.
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TopicC/D: Bringing a date to a wedding is like bringing a deer carcass hunting.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:34:11 AM
#5
Weddings are arguably the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Alcohol + women in the spirit of things = unbelievable meaningless sex.
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TopicEver seen anyone naked before?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:32:50 AM
#8
TopicMen In Black 4 Trailer
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:29:00 AM
#8
Kitt posted...
I love me some Tessa Thompson.

Me too lol
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TopicMen In Black 4 Trailer
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:28:44 AM
#7
TopicDrones have shut down Gatwick airport for roughly 18 hours.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:25:22 AM
#7
E32005 posted...
Pretty soon drones will have to be registered with the government


DENT THEY FAA making people register?
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TopicDrones have shut down Gatwick airport for roughly 18 hours.
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:24:52 AM
#6
Sunhawk posted...
Nah. That's probably next week.

Doesn't anyone think this is interesting, though? One of the most important airports in the UK, at Christmas, and some random person (or people) with several drones have completely crippled the airport. I mean...wtf.

Why don't they like, shoot them down. British cops do have access to we porn so they could easily shoot them down I'd eager
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TopicVoice Files in RDR2 point to story DLC down the line (SPOILERS)
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:23:11 AM
#15
Irony posted...
People need to accept that the first game is never getting remastered

It doesn't need to be. In just saying it's entirely piss hat it may happen. Rockstar has more money than they know know.
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TopicVoice Files in RDR2 point to story DLC down the line (SPOILERS)
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:20:35 AM
#13
I am going to go out on a wild ass limb here and say that it's entirely possible that they are going to straight up put a remaster of rdr1 into rdr2 so that it's all one long, continuous journey.
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TopicRemember when Iggy Azalea was a thing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 10:18:18 AM
#16
Joeydollaz posted...
She got the ultimate push but failed

she had songs with JLO, BRITNEY, MARIAH

think about that for a second

And t.i. Was her hype man
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TopicRemember when Iggy Azalea was a thing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:37:32 AM
#1
TopicKaty Perry in 2018 is ugly
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:03:47 AM
#11
TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on Genital piercing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 9:03:17 AM
#20
Starberry posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I would never get my own genitals pierced, but I have dated a girl with a hood piercing before.


how was sex with it?

Like sex with a normal one. You don't feel it yourself. It's just kind of there if you play with the clit or when you eat her out. Not really much of a thing.

SchoolForAnts posted...
GasMonkey posted...
i have an apadravya


Apa what ?

Barbel going straight through the head of the penis. Think of a metal rod going through the top of a snake's head and out straight down through its lower jaw.
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TopicFor those with experience, what green store in Vegas has the best prices?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 7:43:14 AM
#13
A_Good_Boy posted...
No weedmaps for Vegas?

Leafly>weedmaps imo
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TopicFor those with experience, what green store in Vegas has the best prices?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 7:42:59 AM
#12
voldothegr8 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
rikasa posted...
Not helpful but does anywhere in Vegas have good prices?

No. Not even remotely.

Nevada has some of the highest prices on green anywhere in the country.

I'm from AZ. When I went to Vegas, It was $20 more per cartridge, and $15 more per gram than I pay at stores here.

There are cheaper ones, just have to uber or something to one of the better stores off strip. Everything on or close to the strip is overpriced as fuck, like everything else in Vegas.

It's espensive as shit in reno and Laughlin too. Been to both lol. Now when I go up there I just bring some with me from here in AZ.
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TopicFor those with experience, what green store in Vegas has the best prices?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 7:03:38 AM
#8
rikasa posted...
Not helpful but does anywhere in Vegas have good prices?

No. Not even remotely.

Nevada has some of the highest prices on green anywhere in the country.

I'm from AZ. When I went to Vegas, It was $20 more per cartridge, and $15 more per gram than I pay at stores here.
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Topicyellow vests coming to america
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 6:58:11 AM
#7
twitterfriends posted...
Those guys are like Antifa

Not even remotely.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on Genital piercing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 6:57:37 AM
#10
I would never get my own genitals pierced, but I have dated a girl with a hood piercing before.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on Genital piercing?
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 6:57:10 AM
#9
Ultima Dragon posted...
I don't know how people have sex with those things without tearing their shit up and blood going everywhere.

Genital issue is extremely durable and heals fast and is flexible as shit.
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TopicHow was VR Troopers ever greenlit lmao
pres_madagascar
12/20/18 6:52:38 AM
#3
Toys. All because of toys. Power rangers toys sold gang busters, so everyone wanted in on it. So we got beetleborgs and vr troopers.
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TopicFirst look at Will Smith as Genie.
pres_madagascar
12/19/18 10:28:00 AM
#66
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