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| Topic | Oh no! Your last 2 girlfriends have fused into 1 being. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 6:40:34 AM #15 | The last two together would basically form cardi b, personality wise. --- |
| Topic | Plus size fitness model |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 6:38:07 AM #33 | Newhopes posted... pres_madagascar posted...CW_McGraw posted...C_Pain posted...Why do fat women have to change the world to suit their needs and act like their body is this inert holy thing that is 100% their identity, whereas fat men are like yeah I'm fat, kinda suck This is a pretty misogynistic view man. Power and money only matter to a small subset of women. Typically your stereotypical hot girls under the age of 25. The overwhelming majority of women want: 1)a man with a good personality 2)a man who can make them laugh 3)security and or stability 4)confidence Most of the people I know in my life are women, many of whom are quite attractive. None of them date "Chad's" or powerful/rich men. Most of them directly say they want a chubby jolly guy with a beard who makes them laugh and has their shit together. I make 30k a year, live with a roommate, am barely average looking at best, and I do just fine with women, and definitely "punch above my weight" as people would call it. How you carry yourself is a major major thing. --- |
| Topic | Tinder bitch ghosted me after she found out I live with my parents, unbelievable |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 4:08:02 AM #32 | Pepys Monster posted... pres_madagascar posted...expect to pay $1300+ for a one bedroom apartment. I know, the bay and NYC are the worst for that --- |
| Topic | Plus size fitness model |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 4:06:54 AM #29 | CW_McGraw posted... C_Pain posted...Why do fat women have to change the world to suit their needs and act like their body is this inert holy thing that is 100% their identity, whereas fat men are like yeah I'm fat, kinda suck Life is much kinder to heavier men than it is to heavier women. Women are much more likely to overlook it than men are. --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 4:05:50 AM #105 | Cookie Bag posted... There's a few of those that are actually counterproductive to the whole thing, i had to look them up, some are reallyawful when it comes to anything really... Yep, I had to look it up too. The ones that are beat are the ones where they either go for small fry first or the big guy first, depending on their class --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:41:10 AM #103 | Cookie Bag posted... pres_madagascar posted...Cookie Bag posted...IMO, and this is entirely opinionated, but don't get pawns with healing spells, 99% of the time they use it, will be out of combat... I have mine set to go for small fry first and leave the big guys for me. In groups of all small fry, she goes for ranged people first. She only Heals post fight. In fights she deals with small fry and makes sure everyone has weapon buffs all the time. --- |
| Topic | Plus size fitness model |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:38:36 AM #19 | Verdekal posted... When the hell did plus size become fucking obese? Blame the fashion industry. Plus size used to mean anything size 8 or more for women. They changed it for feel good reasons. --- |
| Topic | Anthem to be delayed to early 2019 and Dragon Age getting a reboot. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:36:15 AM #56 | BTW a lot of the old school bioware people are now at obsidian. --- |
| Topic | Anthem to be delayed to early 2019 and Dragon Age getting a reboot. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:35:08 AM #55 | Patchwork posted... EA is murdering Bioware and harvesting its organs and I'm over here playing Knights of the Old Republic and tryin not to cry EA has the reverse midas touch. But bioware had been going to shit before EA started meddling with them. Most of their best people started leaving for other companies in droves. Dragon age origins and mass effect 2 were the last truly excellent games they made. And origins was in development since the time they finished kotor. --- |
| Topic | Tinder bitch ghosted me after she found out I live with my parents, unbelievable |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:31:25 AM #18 | Living on your own in the valley around Phoenix is expensive as fuck. Unless you're in the hood or a trailer, expect to pay $1300+ for a one bedroom apartment. That's in the areas around ASU. A lot of the areas are approaching 1500 a month or more --- |
| Topic | Maudie Williams blames her looks on not finding work after GoT |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:18:35 AM #27 | theAteam posted... Have any of them found work afterward? Kit does cologne commercials or some shit, Jason has Aquaman. Who else is doing anything substantial? Dinkleberg Gets work --- |
| Topic | Do you file your taxes online? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:16:43 AM #3 | I filed my taxes January 18th --- |
| Topic | Do you file your taxes online? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:16:20 AM #2 | TurboTax. Every year. The app works great. --- |
| Topic | Anthem to be delayed to early 2019 and Dragon Age getting a reboot. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:14:53 AM #53 | Dragon age ain't getting a reboot, they've already said the next game will be a sequel to inquisition and involve the tevinter empire since inquisition wrapped up the chantry/mage/Templar shit. Also, im 100% convinced Anthem was delayed because of micro transactions. The uproar about battlefront 2, need for speed payback, etc.. Has probably spooked EA a bit so they're probably having to figure out how to retool them. --- |
| Topic | Anthem to be delayed to early 2019 and Dragon Age getting a reboot. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:12:23 AM #52 | UnfairRepresent posted... Nostradumbass posted...Inquisition was a fetch quest for 80 hrs. Same. You only need to do enough to reach the minimum level for story quests. Which isn't a lot. Doing all of them dramatically over levels you. --- |
| Topic | If North and South Korea did re-unify, what would we call the country? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 1:01:48 AM #39 | The people's hermit kingdom of New socialist democratic Korea of the Korean penis Sula. --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 12:51:30 AM #101 | Cookie Bag posted... IMO, and this is entirely opinionated, but don't get pawns with healing spells, 99% of the time they use it, will be out of combat... I like that. I don't need it in combat. I never take enough damage to even dip below half with my fighter. Eventually I'll switch her to sorcerer, i mainly want the weapon enchants --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 12:34:55 AM #98 | Cookie Bag posted... Decided to load the game to check who my pawn was (Selvaria, a 134 ranger) and holy shit went to the inn and she came back with around 700k RC lmao So far my fighter is borderline indestructible. And with all my aoe abilities and weapon enchants from my mage pawn, I'm a walking beast. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 12:22:45 AM #50 | Tithenion posted... I've actually seen somebody say it's a lot more enjoyable to just put Uncharted down to the easiest difficulty and experience the game. Since I haven't played the whole series yet (but own the collection) I might so that. That's actually not a bad idea. The gameplay is the last reason to remotely enjoy those games. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 12:22:03 AM #49 | DevsBro posted... Yeah I dunno what it is hut I gotta agree that there's something off about Uncharted gunplay. I mean you get used to it but somehow it just... feels wrong. It's stiff. Something always felt off and after analyzing it, I figured out it's because it's so stiff. It feels like someone modded gunplay into a game that didn't originally have guns --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/25/18 12:19:59 AM #48 | Vertania posted... pres_madagascar posted...The gunplay in both uncharted and last of us is some of the worst in gaming imo. Wrong. Very stiff gunplay. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:46:22 PM #12 | D-Lo_BrownTown posted... pres_madagascar posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Uncharted 1-3 Ironically, and oddly, the last of us multiplayer is actually fun, even despite the ass gunplay. --- |
| Topic | Why do women like dis exist? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:45:03 PM #15 | There are an increasing number of internet feminists who think men are incapable of really anything, and are inferior to women. They're approaching the numbers of Internet misogynists. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:42:24 PM #9 | D-Lo_BrownTown posted... Uncharted 1-3 The problems with last of us' gameplay are the same problems uncharted suffers from imo. Naughty dog makes very visually pleasing games with superb stories, but then has the most ho hum gameplay possible. The gunplay in both uncharted and last of us is some of the worst in gaming imo. Last of us at least doesn't rely on the gunplay like uncharted does. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:40:40 PM #8 | Darmik posted... Monster Hunter This one too imo. An entire game of boss fights and grinding never appealed to me. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:38:59 PM #5 | stoltenberg11 posted... Witcher series TheMarthKoopa posted... stoltenberg11 posted...Witcher series As a huge fan of rhe series, I can 100% understand why some people wouldn't like it. --- |
| Topic | Critically/gamer loved games you just couldn't get into? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:37:20 PM #1 | The last of us, one I expect a lot of people to say. The story is good but the gameplay was boring as fuck. And I love stealth games. The gunplay is especially ass. Nier automata, I loved the first Nier but something about the gameplay just didn't click with me. The combat was great and the boss fights awesome but just about everything else in the game never clicked with me. Too many fetch quests and too much grinding for materials. --- |
| Topic | 1 in 6 millennials now has $100,000 saved. 1 in 3 have $15,000 saved. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:32:55 PM #242 | ImTheMacheteGuy posted... pres_madagascar posted...High coat of loving here. Lmao high cost of living. High coat of loving sounds like a mage robe in an rpg. --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:31:51 PM #95 | chill02 posted... thinking of switching back to magick archer I've heard that's the most cheese class in the entire game. --- |
| Topic | Dragon's dogma dark arisen is the strangest rpg I've ever played. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 9:49:37 PM #90 | Get my mage if you're on ps4 and around level 30, she will buff your weapons and heal you and use lightning whip and shit. --- |
| Topic | 1 in 6 millennials now has $100,000 saved. 1 in 3 have $15,000 saved. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 9:48:23 PM #239 | Romulox28 posted... FLUFFYGERM posted...With 1 income of 29k, you could live comfortably where I am. It would require delaying some nice things (can't finance a new car, can't have a flagship smartphone, etc) but you'd have plenty of food, a set of wheels, a nice place, etc. I live near Phoenix Arizona, aka California lite. High coat of loving here. --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 9:47:14 PM #21 | Bio1590 posted... Yeah that's definitely going in front of my main monitor at work Likewise lol. Going at my work station. --- |
| Topic | Seriously, Fuck McDonald's |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 6:21:11 PM #54 | WizardPowers posted... Who takes cheese off? Lactose intolerance? I always get my burgers just meat cheese and bun. I hate anything else on them except grilled onions or onion rings or BBQ sauce --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 6:15:53 PM #12 | |
| Topic | 1 in 6 millennials now has $100,000 saved. 1 in 3 have $15,000 saved. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:27:44 PM #85 | I have $200 right now. I'm 30. I make $32k a year --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:25:52 PM #11 | M_Live posted... It's Target-exclusive right? What's the release date? April I believe. Possibly earlier. To coincide with the 25th anniversary of the movie which is in April --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:22:52 PM #7 | JlM posted... Ugh, I'm going to have to get this for my wife. Hopefully she takes it to work. I'm going to take it to work. --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:10:37 PM #4 | DemonBuffet posted... I might buy that. Looks like it will be rare and highly sought aftee. They're releasing a whole bunch of jurassic Park ones, including dinosaurs. There's two different jeff Goldblum ones, normal and sexy. Clearly everyone wants the sexy one. I'm gonna try to cop it day one so I can make sure to pay retail for it. --- |
| Topic | Going out to buy $1000-$3000 worth of name brand clothes today |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:09:12 PM #58 | I am way too old go wear shit like this --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:05:46 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Remember that Bioshock Infinite trailer that was complete bullshit? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:05:15 PM #7 | Lost_All_Senses posted... I just watched a top 10 of games that lied in the trailers. Whatculture gaming? --- |
| Topic | Remember that Bioshock Infinite trailer that was complete bullshit? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:04:46 PM #6 | 4he original concept looked so much better lol --- |
| Topic | Sexy Jeff Goldblum funko pop is coming out. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 12:03:11 PM #1 |  I don't even collect shit like this and I need this on my life. --- |
| Topic | I need to go lie down |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:17:59 AM #1 | Dick me man, my head. --- |
| Topic | Anyone here getting the new Assassin's Creed Origins DLC? |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:15:59 AM #32 | I might have to look into it. --- |
| Topic | Where heath ledger got his joker voice. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:13:36 AM #3 | Tom waits is the fuck man! --- |
| Topic | 182 toys r us stores closing down as part of bankruptcy |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:12:28 AM #8 | Nomadic View posted... I heard that on the radio this morning. Theyre blaming Millennials for not having many kids. None of millenniums can even afford to buy kids let Sloan ship toysfus --- |
| Topic | I had a heart attack and now I'm being falsly imprisoned by the hospital. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:08:21 AM #9 | Giant_Aspirin posted... how in the actual fuck do you spend 2 hours in the shower? o_O God dan gets cold as difficult dick after 30 man hays or less. --- |
| Topic | Calling someone a troll is now considered flaming. |
| pres_madagascar 01/24/18 10:06:27 AM #11 | You you you gotta gotta pay the troll toll free --- |
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