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| Topic | Just found out the girl I'm dating went to a catholic high school... |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 4:42:58 AM #10 | iClockwork posted... That means she was a fucking SLUT back in high school. On the contrary, she was a goody two shoes academic type. I'm only the second guy she's ever been with >_> --- |
| Topic | Just found out the girl I'm dating went to a catholic high school... |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 4:42:16 AM #9 | FaultyGourry posted... Pull out a ruler in bed and see what happens. She does like being spanked a lot --- |
| Topic | Just found out the girl I'm dating went to a catholic high school... |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 4:41:15 AM #6 | Authentic_fan posted... You can finally live out your fantasy of having sex with 16 year old high school girls No lol. I'm 31, she's 24. I went to public school. --- |
| Topic | Just found out the girl I'm dating went to a catholic high school... |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 4:01:59 AM #1 | And still has the uniform. Fuck --- |
| Topic | Facebook loses $120 billion in market cap after awful Q2 earnings. Down 20%. |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 3:59:12 AM #26 | Nows a good time to buy Facebook stock, yes? Or wait and see if it dips again today? --- |
| Topic | SMT Liberators D x 2: any players? |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 1:44:20 AM #42 | SailorGoon posted... The real game is hidden in the chat tho. Low key. Everything else outside of it is a tutorial preparing you for the chat. Lmao so much this. The chat being so active and real time can go so many ways. I've seen so many different types of discussions. Not gonna lie, I've only been playing the game because I can chat with the world while I play a poorly made gacha game. --- |
| Topic | How the fuck did people stomach oral sex before regular bathing? |
| pres_madagascar 07/27/18 1:43:15 AM #28 | joestarrr posted... CrimsonRage posted...eastern cultures and native american cultures bathed regularly. Oh yeah, Indians bathed often too. Like India Indians. The rivers weren't polluted back then,and they've always had oils and stuff. --- |
| Topic | Why would someone Do Drugs? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 10:39:10 AM #13 | Weed, coke, opiate pills, and Lsd are all I've done. Only still do the first. --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 7:29:37 AM #28 | StickFigures720 posted... MissAtomicBomb posted...You, an american, didnt pay attention in class. The metric system is taught and used in science classes in America. You not paying attention is entirely your fault. This. Weight and volume was mesa turd metric, everything else imperial. --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 7:28:56 AM #27 | pinky0926 posted... Don't get me started on cooking measurements. Do you know that an American "cup" is different to a british cup? And an American pint is different to a British pint. Do you know how many recipes I fucked up before understanding this? An ounce is 32 grams. I am in the dispensary weekly lol --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:58:07 AM #10 | Sativa_Rose posted... You should have already learned it in middle school + high school science classes... Nope. We never had to, aside from the metric weights and stuff. We never learned distance or temp. Also, we always used fucking Kelvin in my science classes. --- |
| Topic | SJW Today: ''tatcalling'' |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:57:05 AM #8 | OpenlyGator posted... *has forehead tattoo of Goofy fucking Donald Duck* Where's sora in that sandwich? --- |
| Topic | How the fuck did people stomach oral sex before regular bathing? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:55:44 AM #8 | Foppe posted... They did oral? 3khc posted... Did they eat the booty, too? Yep. Kama sutra and shit. --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:55:19 AM #23 | Lord_Wombat posted... pres_madagascar posted...Lord_Wombat posted...pres_madagascar posted...Lord_Wombat posted...Beer. I'm the guy that, as soon as someone mentions skinny dipping when I'm drinking, my shorts are off lol. --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:54:34 AM #8 | ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted... pretty hard right, 0 being freezing and 100 being boiling. How long did that take? The main issue was telling my brain to stop thinking of it directly as it's imperial counterpart. That's what always tripped me up. pinky0926 posted... Must have taken you all of 5 minutes given how logical and...well, metric it is. The second one lol --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:30:55 AM #19 | Lord_Wombat posted... pres_madagascar posted...Lord_Wombat posted...Beer. Nah, when I get drunk I just get really horny and really fun and silly. --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:30:09 AM #18 | pinky0926 posted... pres_madagascar posted...pinky0926 posted...The only kind of hard liquor I enjoy is quality scotch, or the occasional digestif after dinner. Never been a shots/tequila/vodka person. Well, I'm a little more hardcore lol. I have my medical card, so I tend to enjoy that before I go out as a pregame, then when I'm out I get crossfaded and enjoy myself lol. --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:29:09 AM #3 | Chicken posted... Welcome to the civilized world. Feels good man --- |
| Topic | I, an American, randomly taught myself the metric system. |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:27:39 AM #1 | I dunno why, just got tired of not knowing conversions when people in other countries talk about temperatures or distances. So I, a 31 year old American, learned the metric system. --- |
| Topic | So I gave up drinking during the week and took up running in the sunshine |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:26:15 AM #6 | pinky0926 posted... Nidhoggr posted...I haven't showered in 12 days and my crotch smells so bad that it makes me dizzy. Lol yeah, it's 40-48c daily here where I am right now. Most people here jog at like 5-6am. --- |
| Topic | How the fuck did people stomach oral sex before regular bathing? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:24:15 AM #3 | WafflehouseJK posted... They were probably just used to the smell for the most part. --- |
| Topic | So I gave up drinking during the week and took up running in the sunshine |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:23:48 AM #4 | BatmanVonDoom posted... Uk too fucking hot to be running round right now unless you go very early or late. I live in the desert and people jog here in summer, just in the mornings usually. --- |
| Topic | How the fuck did people stomach oral sex before regular bathing? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:23:13 AM #1 | Back in the old days. People must have been fuckin stanky --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:22:08 AM #15 | pinky0926 posted... The only kind of hard liquor I enjoy is quality scotch, or the occasional digestif after dinner. Never been a shots/tequila/vodka person. Good scotch is nice, but generally, my go to is Jack Daniel's when I'm in the bars, I can sip it all night, get drunk, and not spend all that much money. --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 5:03:55 AM #10 | Lord_Wombat posted... Beer. I drink straight whiskey. --- |
| Topic | Beer or Hard Liqour? |
| pres_madagascar 07/26/18 3:51:14 AM #6 | I used to love beer, but its too filling for me now. I go for liquor. --- |
| Topic | SMT Liberators D x 2: any players? |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 10:06:58 PM #37 | legendarylemur posted... I'm sloooowly seeing the seems fall apart with this game... They're asking way too much of the players despite their rates and slow gem rewards. And singleplayer, while the story is better than most similar mobage, is not enough to hold the game up, and the endless maze, while fun at first, went on for way too freaking long. It'd also just boot me out of the blue, which is just annoying more than anything. Fusion is the way to go so far imo. I mostly play girls Frontline, kings raid, fire Emblem and Alchemist code. --- |
| Topic | Lmao I was a handsome and badass little kid. (pics) |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:47:06 PM #15 | SSJGrimReaper posted... pres man ass My ass is my best feature. It's the thing of mine that the women I date tend to love most about me physically lol --- |
| Topic | Lmao I was a handsome and badass little kid. (pics) |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:44:37 PM #13 | Oh, I'm not remotely blonde anymore either lol --- |
| Topic | Lmao I was a handsome and badass little kid. (pics) |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:44:08 PM #12 | SSJGrimReaper posted... TC edited that shit fast as fuck lmfao Hell yeah lol. I didn't think about it. --- |
| Topic | Lmao I was a handsome and badass little kid. (pics) |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:38:46 PM #5 | VandorLee posted... Posting child pornography wont end well. Even if it's my own butt Crack from 1989? I posted it to Facebook a year ago and they never cared. --- |
| Topic | Ryan Reynolds producing drug-themed adult Home Alone reimagining Stoned Alone |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:38:14 PM #10 | 16-BITTER posted... This sounds watchable --- |
| Topic | Lmao I was a handsome and badass little kid. (pics) |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 7:36:24 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Batman the animated series is getting a complete Blu ray box set |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 6:58:59 PM #9 | Awesome posted... $120 for a cartoon Literally 9 discs and some goodies. If people were willing to spend $150 for lord of the wongs box set at one point, this isn't unreadable. --- |
| Topic | Batman the animated series is getting a complete Blu ray box set |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 6:35:35 PM #3 | Vicious_Dios posted... One of the rare cartoons that still holds up to this day. I was obsessed with it as a kid. I rewatched it recently and that show was adult as fuck. --- |
| Topic | SMT Liberators D x 2: any players? |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 6:35:04 PM #31 | I have one five Starr in this game. I probably just got lucky. --- |
| Topic | Batman the animated series is getting a complete Blu ray box set |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 6:32:56 PM #1 | http://comicbook.com/dc/2018/07/23/batman-the-complete-animated-series-bluray/ Not gonna lie, I kinda want it lol --- |
| Topic | I have sex two times a day |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 9:20:07 AM #7 | My record in one day was 11 times. Or if you wanna be more accurate we never really truly stopped having sex so much as took breaks for stuff lol. I think I slept the whole next day. --- |
| Topic | MGS 5 update : Quiet playable |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 9:01:29 AM #12 | Chicken posted... MGS 5: The Phantom Story --- |
| Topic | Arkham Asylum > Arkham City |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 9:01:11 AM #21 | GunmaN1905 posted... Asylum>City>Origins>Knight City>asylum>oregon>knight --- |
| Topic | MGS 5 update : Quiet playable |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 9:00:10 AM #8 | --- |
| Topic | MGS 5 update : Quiet playable |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 8:59:30 AM #6 | I never finished mgs5. I couldn't. It disappointed me so much, and bored me to tears. --- |
| Topic | In convinced we live in the alternate timeline from back to the future 2. |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 8:56:58 AM #8 | |
| Topic | In convinced we live in the alternate timeline from back to the future 2. |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 6:18:22 AM #1 | The timeline where biff had the almanac and was running shit. We live in this timeline. Doc brown and Marty done fucked it up --- |
| Topic | Fallout Miami trailer |
| pres_madagascar 07/25/18 2:32:54 AM #2 | Don't fuck me like this --- |
| Topic | SMT Liberators D x 2: any players? |
| pres_madagascar 07/24/18 10:41:46 PM #25 | legendarylemur posted... I'm enjoying it. I think the tutorial shit and the constant forced interactions get really really really annoying, but I have a team that I'm pretty proud of. The chat in game is really active too. Seen some fun convos in there so far, no hostility. --- |
| Topic | Wendy's destroyed Steak 'n Shake on Twitter |
| pres_madagascar 07/24/18 7:26:17 PM #32 | Axiom posted... Worst part of steak and shake is that their food is barely better than McDonald's with their prices being ridiculous for the quality Freddys>steak N shake. --- |
| Topic | Wendy's destroyed Steak 'n Shake on Twitter |
| pres_madagascar 07/24/18 7:25:37 PM #31 | Jesus, they even got famous Dave's BBQ joint involved too? --- |
| Topic | Demi Lovato overdoses on heroin |
| pres_madagascar 07/24/18 7:22:14 PM #69 | Quitting opiates is already brutally difficult for people, even more so when you're famous. --- |
| Topic | SMT Liberators D x 2: any players? |
| pres_madagascar 07/24/18 6:15:35 PM #23 | yamas11 posted... I'm liking it so far, but all the usual mobile stuff worries me. It lags really bad for me too. The in game chat was discussing it, seems almost everyone is having lag issues. I'm on a note 8, a relatively high end phone and I get lag. The only people I saw who didn't have lag were pixel 2 people. Supposedly you can tone down the graphics and it helps. LightHawKnight posted... Battery killer huh. Big time it makes full use of your gpu --- |
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