Lurker > specialkid8

Why do y'all act like EA and ubisoft are the only people making games. Short games never went anywhere, even in the AAA space.

Umbreon posted...

What motived this topic?

CE

What perceived issues do you have with the industry and how would a crash solve them?

What book are you not supposed to read until the end?

Bleu cheese ice cream

Couldn't tell you how many times I've seen people posting stuff like "but I won't tell you what I want to happen to this person or I'll get modded" like it's some great injustice that gamefaqs.gamespot.com won't let them throw around casual death threats. Perspective, people. Perspective.

Definitely agree. It felt like they were trying to make a generic studio cashgrab but they accidentally hired people who cared in front of and behind the camera.

Auto_Chrisbot posted...

TC asked about bad animated video game movies.

Correct

Didn't Mario just come out last year?

Did y'all see the Foundation show they did? I have no hope

https://youtu.be/-dWmAeGH15Y?si=x5ZXLuTG54gEBL4X

Wheres the food

Does it involve just using my imagination

But I am

Certainly this time it will not provoke ire

Rogue got a reduction. Apocalypse got a reduction. There's a pattern here...

Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon. It escalates rather quickly

https://youtu.be/fZokPAuhD6k?si=uNCYKo93HJ19MD0t

Drain the pond!
Drain the pond!

I'm calling the police

Killmonger posted...

Off topic, but why does Ubisoft games get a lot of hate, but praise this game which does a lot of things that Ubisoft games do?

There's nothing wrong with the basic open world design but ubisoft puts zero effort into it. They developed a formula 15 years ago and have barely budged on it. Their writing across all games has been terrible for years, their games don't push visuals or physics, they haven't modernized in any way and just put bells and whistles on their old design. I thought the soft reboot with origins would be neat but they ran that into the ground real quick. And when open world games are all your company does across half a dozen franchise you've gotta differentiate them.

Sony's MO the past two gens seems mostly to be "take ubisoft games from 7/10s to 8/10s" which is solid enough.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

Wasn't that just store brand Ass Creed?

Assassin's Creed is store brand Assassin's Creed now.

Pretty excited for this. This is the only PS exclusive I was genuinely a bit jealous of.

None. I throw that shit out and put peanut butter and chili crisp in there.

Vyrulisse posted...

Nice loaded question.
It's trash and you know it's trash

I don't know it's trash. Gameplay looked fun and the internet seems to be doing its typical act of wailing and rending its clothes over nothing. Y'all act like everything you don't like killed your dog.

Smashingpmkns posted...

There's a preview on GI and IGN that are pretty positive. A lot of the comments are from gaming journalists on Twitter that went to the Capcom event and I'm on mobile so it's a pain in the ass to link all of them lol

But a lot of them are saying the last time they felt this way during a game preview was for Elden Ring, and before that BotW. So that's pretty high praise imo

Just looked at these and, apart from some quests apparently being timed, they just say "this is more Dragons Dogma".

The 400 Blows is the only good French movie there is.

I haven't really been following it. Is there anything actually wrong with the game or is it just babies stamping their feet about live service stuff again?

I disrobe and get the Costco tub

I nodded off a bit at the end of Gretel and Hansel. It's a very slow and quiet movie.

What specifically are they saying? From the few videos I've seen it looks like the first game but more. What's making it the greatest game ever?

^this guy believes in them

Only people you don't like believe in conspiracies. Whatever seemingly outlandish thing you believe in is completed true.

Absolutely haram

If you're not Kurt Russell, don't grow a mullet. Simple as.

Stop. Making. This. Fucking. Topic. Every. God. Damn. Day.

Zikten posted...

It says on the package it's supposed to taste like raspberry

It does smell like raspberry flavoring but it tastes more like hot cinnamon. Without the hot.

Summary execution

I've only ever seen random clips but they are very unfunny. Andy Samberg is a humor vacuum.

Do you know how long girls cooties stay on a surface?

pics of accent

My mom took us to church but my dad never went. We stopped going entirely when I was in middle school. No one ever cared about it.

Antiyonder posted...

Mighty Morphin Woke Rangers

No really, even beyond characters that are Non-Caucasion and having a second girl as the Yellow Ranger (Who in many Sentai shows adapted was a guy) each Ranger costume is a different color. Forcing pride visuals on us.

Surprised that it hasn't been under fire when you consider some people just not aware () that Pink Floyd's album cover "The Dark Side of the Moon" always had a rainbow.

Sir, this is a Wokedy's

Phantom_Nook posted...

here's an example of someone who fell for right wing propaganda.

It meant that a long time before conservatives truly hijacked it. It's literally just a rebranding of SJW. Within the past ten years it really came into the mainstream with people unironically using the original use and a collective "get a load of this guy" from the majority of people. It wasn't until a year or two ago that folks like Tucker Carlson started using it for...whatever.

ain't a god damn person gonna watch that.

Call of Duty Woke Warfare

Woke Age: Origins

Real life doesn't need to fit into a three act narrative.

The Witcher 3: The Woke Hunt