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Topic | Do you dislike Nickelback more or Imagine Dragons? |
synth_real 09/30/22 6:41:41 PM #20 | While certainly not my favourite, there are a few Nickelback songs that I can enjoy when they come on the radio. I can't say the same about Imagine Dragons --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Can your computer run Cyberpunk on ultra settings? |
synth_real 09/27/22 10:23:49 PM #16 | I have a GTX 580 in my computer. I don't think I even meet the minimum specs to run the game. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | tonight's House of the Dragon, tho *heavy spoilers* |
synth_real 09/26/22 9:54:37 PM #25 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] The faces he made were priceless --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Russian conscripts report they were handed half-rotten AK rifles (video) |
synth_real 09/25/22 6:37:27 PM #3 | Do they still shoot? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Taco Bell jumps on plant-based craze. Will offer plant-based carne asada. |
synth_real 09/25/22 6:36:35 PM #10 | KaZooo posted... I just don't see why they should bother calling it Carne Asada. I think it would have more of a future if it had its own name to remember it by.Plante Asada --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | i'm probably gonna get fired because i told the manager i'm not signing papers |
synth_real 09/25/22 3:44:23 PM #53 | So did they actually fire you yet? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | this shows how little cultural impact avatar had |
synth_real 09/25/22 1:09:57 PM #52 | Mist_Turnips posted... No one cares about the movie or the story, the only reason it sold so much is because 3D movies were brand new and everyone wanted to try it.This, it was THE 3D movie when it came out and made 3D movies a thing for a while. Without the visuals, it's Pocahontas in space. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Thoughts on Tim Hortons |
synth_real 09/25/22 12:59:13 PM #17 | It sucks now, the corporation that owns Burger King bought it out in 2014, and the quality and service has gone down the toilet. If you're not going through drive-thru, you'll stand there for 5 minutes being ignored by the 4 people behind the counter waiting for the one person assigned to the till to take your order. The coffee tastes funny now, the food is an overpriced, slapped-together mess, and they ruin the icing on your doughnut putting it in the bag so it all sticks to the inside. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | IYO, what's the best Metal Ballad? |
synth_real 09/24/22 10:27:08 PM #3 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5g7gJbwxQ --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | $5,000,000,000 but your life has been The Truman Show the whole time. |
synth_real 09/24/22 8:44:00 PM #3 | Well, the whole world got one hell of a weird show if that's the case, even if they edited all of my weird fetishes out --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Would you personally like to be cremated? Do you even care what happens to your |
synth_real 09/17/22 11:48:44 PM #27 | When I die, I want to have my head removed, and the rest of my body cremated. I want the ashes mixed into soil that is used to plant a cherry tree, and the fruits from that tree used to plant more cherry trees all around the world. My skull will be gilded in gold and gemstones, and my cult will use it in terrifying necromantic rituals to complete my plans to conquer the world from beyond the grave. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Police in Canada removed their dog's canine teeth and replaced with titanium. |
synth_real 09/17/22 9:04:52 AM #23 | The_Korey posted... It's Canada, so I assume the odds of him being sent after an innocent are far lower than America'sYou clearly don't know the relationship between the RCMP and the indigenous people of Canada. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What is your honest opinion of Amazon? |
synth_real 09/15/22 5:09:30 PM #18 | It's convenient, but a lot of stuff for sale is cheap Chinese-made garbage with fake 5-star reviews. Once a product gets enough bad reviews, they just make a new listing with a new alphabet soup brand name. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | HELP what end of the bong does smoke/steam come out of |
synth_real 09/15/22 5:05:04 PM #8 | You couldn't just watch a youtube video? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | RULE CHANGES for MLB in 2023 |
synth_real 09/11/22 8:53:23 PM #53 | cjsdowg posted... I not a baseball person at all. Can someone tell me what does this mean?When there are runners on base, the pitcher needs to keep an eye on them to limit stolen base attempts. If they think a guy is taking a big lead, they'll step off the backstop on the mound - the rubber - and throw over to try to pick off the runner. Some times, they don't throw over and just step off to make the runner get back to the base, that would also count as a disengagement. This rule change makes it a lot more difficult for pitchers to control the running game, which will lead to a lot more stolen bases --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | RULE CHANGES for MLB in 2023 |
synth_real 09/11/22 6:13:39 PM #48 | geshkigal posted... I don't agree with limiting shifts... it just feels like it's rewarding supposed pro-level batters who can't control where they hit the ball (unless I'm underestimating its difficulty).The guys who are batting really well are doing just that and hitting the ball all over the field, but in general batting averages are down across the sport. I think banning the shift is only going to make any real difference against lefties, against righties the second baseman is going to be just to the right side of second base instead of just to the left. The pickoff limit is terrible, though. That's a significant fundamental change to the game --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | New MLB Rules for 2023: Pitch Clock, No shift, Larger bags |
synth_real 09/09/22 5:20:42 PM #10 | Pogo_Marimo posted... Now--Are the going to decide on what to do about illegal substances on the ball? Because the obvious answer would seem to be, "Adopt one specific type of sticky stuff that everyone has to use (or not). Everything else is banned". The league can't even decide if it wants to enforce its own rules at this point.I see ump checking pitcher's hands after they walk off the mound all the time --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | How was fatass Babe Ruth such a good player |
synth_real 09/08/22 5:09:06 PM #22 | Lots of fatass dudes are strong, and some of them can run better than you'd expect. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Imagine spending 20 years in Candlekeep, becoming a mage under Gorion... |
synth_real 09/06/22 7:08:32 PM #9 | Accolon posted... It's been 20 years, but I finally learned Magic Missile, Sleep, and Find Familiar.That's still three more spells than the vast majority of 20 year-olds know --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | The super-rich 'preppers' planning to save themselves from the apocalypse |
synth_real 09/04/22 11:11:17 PM #18 | PopcornGeneral posted... Imagine barging in on a family of preppers thinking you're the only ones with weapons. That's how you catch a couple dozen FMJs and hollow pointsNobody smart would barge right into a fortified position. If it's underground, it needs some kind of ventilation system, and the air intake for it is a highly vulnerable point. Not hard to make up one of many different kinds of highly toxic gases or smokes. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What "genre bandwagon" era of gaming was your favorite? |
synth_real 09/04/22 8:49:18 PM #16 | RTS It's a dead genre now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What championship win of this century is most tainted? |
synth_real 09/04/22 6:19:12 PM #2 | I vote Houston Astros because the players faced no repercussions for it despite their intimate involvement with the whole sign stealing scheme. It was like the Karla Homolka deal of the sports world. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Any math expert who wants to get rich |
synth_real 09/04/22 5:12:16 PM #13 | littlebro07 posted... Well yeah I get that, I just mean what happens when it gets solvedIt furthers their understanding of how mathematics works, and these problems have big implications for other unsolved problems in mathematics, and at least one of these unsolved problems has huge implications for computer science. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Any math expert who wants to get rich |
synth_real 09/04/22 10:18:27 AM #6 | littlebro07 posted... I dont get itAt this level of mathematics, the solution to a problem is not going to be a mere number, and I'm not talking about algebra either. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Gen Z has done it and created a worse song than their previous low of ABCDEFU |
synth_real 09/01/22 5:27:01 PM #14 | VeggetaX posted... Yeah it's pretty bad but we have no room to judge since we had shit like this:Hey, the bass line in that song alone beats out anything you hear on modern pop radio --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Emma bullied the boys on set |
synth_real 08/30/22 7:49:11 PM #26 | Kim_Seong-a posted... I mainly know Rosie oDonnel from Harriet the Spy and Figure it Out lmaoDon't forget A League Of Their Own --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | $2,275 for an ambulance ride in America |
synth_real 08/29/22 9:13:20 PM #30 | WilliamPorygon posted... You can't afford a funeral either tbhI'm not the one who has to worry about what my funeral costs --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Can Satan ask for forgiveness and be forgiven? |
synth_real 08/29/22 4:59:47 PM #6 | It all depends on which Abrahamic doctrine you look at the issue from. The answer ranges from "He could be forgiven, but he's too proud" to "He's just doing his job that he was created for." From a Satanist perspective, he's done nothing wrong in the first place. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do you have a favorite metallica song? |
synth_real 08/26/22 5:21:39 PM #21 | Ride The Lightning It's So Easy --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | I hate Marle in Chrono Trigger... |
synth_real 08/24/22 10:10:32 PM #40 | SSJKirby posted... You can get Haste Helms and negate Marle's usefulness altogetherBut then you're not using a helmet that protects from status effects --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | $10,000, but your car will be used as a Soup Kitchen by some homeless guys |
synth_real 08/24/22 6:54:39 PM #27 | What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | If gold digging isn't a thing why are you more attractive when you have a job. |
synth_real 08/24/22 6:33:44 PM #11 | Gee, being a broke-ass bum isn't attractive, who'd have thought? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | have you ever seen a "reverse skips leg day" guy |
synth_real 08/20/22 11:48:49 PM #5 | They call that build the "T-Rex" --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | For those of your living with family, do you take girls home with you for sex? |
synth_real 08/14/22 3:22:07 PM #6 | What do you mean, "take girls home?" How does that work? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Movies that lend themselves to speculation |
synth_real 08/11/22 7:57:29 PM #16 | Xethuminra posted... Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With MeThe Missing Pieces and S3 removes much of the speculation --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Is anyone doing country metal or country emo yet? |
synth_real 08/10/22 5:33:42 PM #13 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merSR-CNzRg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What's your favorite weapon in Fallout New Vegas? |
synth_real 08/09/22 5:05:01 PM #19 | Medicine Stick with the Cowboy perk, loaded with hollow points is extremely strong. It has the highest damage per shot of any weapon that can fire HP rounds --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Starting Knights of the Old Republic blind. |
synth_real 08/07/22 11:16:07 AM #17 | DeadBankerDream posted... Are the stat parameters you allocate during character creation fixed the whole game? I assumed you got stat points to spent as you level up, but at level 3 I've only gotten skill and feat points on level ups.You do get stat points, but not a lot of them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Best Bioshock game |
synth_real 08/06/22 11:30:51 PM #15 | System Shock 2 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Dungeons and Dragons, need help with character name |
synth_real 08/06/22 6:21:50 PM #33 | Halgor Longreed --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Jk Smmons is a gloryhole monster. |
synth_real 08/03/22 4:58:28 PM #16 | Who greenlit this movie? Because oh boy, do I even have a script for them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Did you ever side with Caesar's Legion? |
synth_real 08/01/22 9:49:43 PM #28 | I did it once on a melee and explosives character. Legion is the weakest of the four options. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do you own or have owned any sex toys? |
synth_real 08/01/22 2:20:58 PM #5 | I own a collection worth thousands of dollars. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Have you ever owned a (Current Year) Flagship smartphone? |
synth_real 08/01/22 2:20:16 PM #9 | Both smartphones I've owned in my lifetime were cheap pieces of crap. My current phone is just a glorified mp3 player that sometimes interrupts my music with scam callers, so why would I spend any more money on it than I have to? Anything else a smartphone can do, I'd much rather use my computer for because it's a much larger screen and I can use a mouse and keyboard instead of bullshit touchscreen controls. I fucking hate touchscreens. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Benny from Fallout: New Vegas had the worst plan in gaming (Spoilers) |
synth_real 07/31/22 6:17:45 PM #23 | ultimate_reaver posted... in the instruction booklet for virtua fighter 3 you get a very brief plot for every character and jeffrey's is that someone stole his boat. so hes fighting in the tournament for prize money to win a bigger, better boat... that he is going to use to find his original boat. that always stuck out to me as incredibly nonsensicalSeems to me he's planning the perfect revenge, roll up on the motherfucker who robbed him and show him he doesn't even need the boat, it's purely the principle that he can't let someone steal from him and get away with it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | God has invested in you the power to Damn people to Hell for eternity. |
synth_real 07/29/22 8:46:00 PM #4 | Is it effective immediately, or after they die? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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