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TopicDo you dislike Nickelback more or Imagine Dragons?
synth_real
09/30/22 6:41:41 PM
#20
While certainly not my favourite, there are a few Nickelback songs that I can enjoy when they come on the radio. I can't say the same about Imagine Dragons

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TopicCan your computer run Cyberpunk on ultra settings?
synth_real
09/27/22 10:23:49 PM
#16
I have a GTX 580 in my computer. I don't think I even meet the minimum specs to run the game.

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Topictonight's House of the Dragon, tho *heavy spoilers*
synth_real
09/26/22 9:54:37 PM
#25
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The faces he made were priceless

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TopicRussian conscripts report they were handed half-rotten AK rifles (video)
synth_real
09/25/22 6:37:27 PM
#3
Do they still shoot?

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TopicTaco Bell jumps on plant-based craze. Will offer plant-based carne asada.
synth_real
09/25/22 6:36:35 PM
#10
KaZooo posted...
I just don't see why they should bother calling it Carne Asada. I think it would have more of a future if it had its own name to remember it by.
Plante Asada

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Topici'm probably gonna get fired because i told the manager i'm not signing papers
synth_real
09/25/22 3:44:23 PM
#53
So did they actually fire you yet?

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Topicthis shows how little cultural impact avatar had
synth_real
09/25/22 1:09:57 PM
#52
Mist_Turnips posted...
No one cares about the movie or the story, the only reason it sold so much is because 3D movies were brand new and everyone wanted to try it.
This, it was THE 3D movie when it came out and made 3D movies a thing for a while. Without the visuals, it's Pocahontas in space.

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TopicThoughts on Tim Hortons
synth_real
09/25/22 12:59:13 PM
#17
It sucks now, the corporation that owns Burger King bought it out in 2014, and the quality and service has gone down the toilet. If you're not going through drive-thru, you'll stand there for 5 minutes being ignored by the 4 people behind the counter waiting for the one person assigned to the till to take your order. The coffee tastes funny now, the food is an overpriced, slapped-together mess, and they ruin the icing on your doughnut putting it in the bag so it all sticks to the inside.

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TopicIYO, what's the best Metal Ballad?
synth_real
09/24/22 10:27:08 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5g7gJbwxQ

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Topic$5,000,000,000 but your life has been The Truman Show the whole time.
synth_real
09/24/22 8:44:00 PM
#3
Well, the whole world got one hell of a weird show if that's the case, even if they edited all of my weird fetishes out

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TopicWould you personally like to be cremated? Do you even care what happens to your
synth_real
09/17/22 11:48:44 PM
#27
When I die, I want to have my head removed, and the rest of my body cremated. I want the ashes mixed into soil that is used to plant a cherry tree, and the fruits from that tree used to plant more cherry trees all around the world. My skull will be gilded in gold and gemstones, and my cult will use it in terrifying necromantic rituals to complete my plans to conquer the world from beyond the grave.

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TopicPolice in Canada removed their dog's canine teeth and replaced with titanium.
synth_real
09/17/22 9:04:52 AM
#23
The_Korey posted...
It's Canada, so I assume the odds of him being sent after an innocent are far lower than America's
You clearly don't know the relationship between the RCMP and the indigenous people of Canada.

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TopicWhat is your honest opinion of Amazon?
synth_real
09/15/22 5:09:30 PM
#18
It's convenient, but a lot of stuff for sale is cheap Chinese-made garbage with fake 5-star reviews. Once a product gets enough bad reviews, they just make a new listing with a new alphabet soup brand name.

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TopicHELP what end of the bong does smoke/steam come out of
synth_real
09/15/22 5:05:04 PM
#8
You couldn't just watch a youtube video?

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TopicRULE CHANGES for MLB in 2023
synth_real
09/11/22 8:53:23 PM
#53
cjsdowg posted...
I not a baseball person at all. Can someone tell me what does this mean?

Two disengagements from the rubber -- including pickoff attempts -- per plate appearance
When there are runners on base, the pitcher needs to keep an eye on them to limit stolen base attempts. If they think a guy is taking a big lead, they'll step off the backstop on the mound - the rubber - and throw over to try to pick off the runner. Some times, they don't throw over and just step off to make the runner get back to the base, that would also count as a disengagement. This rule change makes it a lot more difficult for pitchers to control the running game, which will lead to a lot more stolen bases

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TopicRULE CHANGES for MLB in 2023
synth_real
09/11/22 6:13:39 PM
#48
geshkigal posted...
I don't agree with limiting shifts... it just feels like it's rewarding supposed pro-level batters who can't control where they hit the ball (unless I'm underestimating its difficulty).
The guys who are batting really well are doing just that and hitting the ball all over the field, but in general batting averages are down across the sport. I think banning the shift is only going to make any real difference against lefties, against righties the second baseman is going to be just to the right side of second base instead of just to the left.

The pickoff limit is terrible, though. That's a significant fundamental change to the game

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TopicNew MLB Rules for 2023: Pitch Clock, No shift, Larger bags
synth_real
09/09/22 5:20:42 PM
#10
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Now--Are the going to decide on what to do about illegal substances on the ball? Because the obvious answer would seem to be, "Adopt one specific type of sticky stuff that everyone has to use (or not). Everything else is banned". The league can't even decide if it wants to enforce its own rules at this point.
I see ump checking pitcher's hands after they walk off the mound all the time

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TopicHow was fatass Babe Ruth such a good player
synth_real
09/08/22 5:09:06 PM
#22
Lots of fatass dudes are strong, and some of them can run better than you'd expect.

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TopicImagine spending 20 years in Candlekeep, becoming a mage under Gorion...
synth_real
09/06/22 7:08:32 PM
#9
Accolon posted...
It's been 20 years, but I finally learned Magic Missile, Sleep, and Find Familiar.
That's still three more spells than the vast majority of 20 year-olds know

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TopicThe super-rich 'preppers' planning to save themselves from the apocalypse
synth_real
09/04/22 11:11:17 PM
#18
PopcornGeneral posted...
Imagine barging in on a family of preppers thinking you're the only ones with weapons. That's how you catch a couple dozen FMJs and hollow points
Nobody smart would barge right into a fortified position. If it's underground, it needs some kind of ventilation system, and the air intake for it is a highly vulnerable point. Not hard to make up one of many different kinds of highly toxic gases or smokes.

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TopicWhat "genre bandwagon" era of gaming was your favorite?
synth_real
09/04/22 8:49:18 PM
#16
RTS

It's a dead genre now

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TopicWhat championship win of this century is most tainted?
synth_real
09/04/22 6:19:12 PM
#2
I vote Houston Astros because the players faced no repercussions for it despite their intimate involvement with the whole sign stealing scheme. It was like the Karla Homolka deal of the sports world.

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TopicAny math expert who wants to get rich
synth_real
09/04/22 5:12:16 PM
#13
littlebro07 posted...
Well yeah I get that, I just mean what happens when it gets solved

Does a new dimension open up or what

Like why is it such a big deal to solve these
It furthers their understanding of how mathematics works, and these problems have big implications for other unsolved problems in mathematics, and at least one of these unsolved problems has huge implications for computer science.

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TopicAny math expert who wants to get rich
synth_real
09/04/22 10:18:27 AM
#6
littlebro07 posted...
I dont get it

What does solving it do

Like say the answer to one is just 6 and you go up and solve it and say the answer is 6

Cool, what happens next
At this level of mathematics, the solution to a problem is not going to be a mere number, and I'm not talking about algebra either.

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TopicGen Z has done it and created a worse song than their previous low of ABCDEFU
synth_real
09/01/22 5:27:01 PM
#14
VeggetaX posted...
Yeah it's pretty bad but we have no room to judge since we had shit like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
Hey, the bass line in that song alone beats out anything you hear on modern pop radio

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TopicEmma bullied the boys on set
synth_real
08/30/22 7:49:11 PM
#26
Kim_Seong-a posted...
I mainly know Rosie oDonnel from Harriet the Spy and Figure it Out lmao
Don't forget A League Of Their Own

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Topic$2,275 for an ambulance ride in America
synth_real
08/29/22 9:13:20 PM
#30
WilliamPorygon posted...
You can't afford a funeral either tbh
I'm not the one who has to worry about what my funeral costs

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TopicCan Satan ask for forgiveness and be forgiven?
synth_real
08/29/22 4:59:47 PM
#6
It all depends on which Abrahamic doctrine you look at the issue from. The answer ranges from "He could be forgiven, but he's too proud" to "He's just doing his job that he was created for."

From a Satanist perspective, he's done nothing wrong in the first place.

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TopicDo you have a favorite metallica song?
synth_real
08/26/22 5:21:39 PM
#21
Ride The Lightning
It's So Easy

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TopicI hate Marle in Chrono Trigger...
synth_real
08/24/22 10:10:32 PM
#40
SSJKirby posted...
You can get Haste Helms and negate Marle's usefulness altogether
But then you're not using a helmet that protects from status effects

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Topic$10,000, but your car will be used as a Soup Kitchen by some homeless guys
synth_real
08/24/22 6:54:39 PM
#27
What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days

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TopicIf gold digging isn't a thing why are you more attractive when you have a job.
synth_real
08/24/22 6:33:44 PM
#11
Gee, being a broke-ass bum isn't attractive, who'd have thought?

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Topichave you ever seen a "reverse skips leg day" guy
synth_real
08/20/22 11:48:49 PM
#5
They call that build the "T-Rex"

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TopicFor those of your living with family, do you take girls home with you for sex?
synth_real
08/14/22 3:22:07 PM
#6
What do you mean, "take girls home?" How does that work?

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TopicMovies that lend themselves to speculation
synth_real
08/11/22 7:57:29 PM
#16
Xethuminra posted...
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
The Missing Pieces and S3 removes much of the speculation

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TopicIs anyone doing country metal or country emo yet?
synth_real
08/10/22 5:33:42 PM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merSR-CNzRg

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TopicWhat's your favorite weapon in Fallout New Vegas?
synth_real
08/09/22 5:05:01 PM
#19
Medicine Stick with the Cowboy perk, loaded with hollow points is extremely strong. It has the highest damage per shot of any weapon that can fire HP rounds

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TopicStarting Knights of the Old Republic blind.
synth_real
08/07/22 11:16:07 AM
#17
DeadBankerDream posted...
Are the stat parameters you allocate during character creation fixed the whole game? I assumed you got stat points to spent as you level up, but at level 3 I've only gotten skill and feat points on level ups.
You do get stat points, but not a lot of them

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TopicBest Bioshock game
synth_real
08/06/22 11:30:51 PM
#15
System Shock 2

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TopicDungeons and Dragons, need help with character name
synth_real
08/06/22 6:21:50 PM
#33
Halgor Longreed

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TopicJk Smmons is a gloryhole monster.
synth_real
08/03/22 4:58:28 PM
#16
Who greenlit this movie? Because oh boy, do I even have a script for them

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TopicDid you ever side with Caesar's Legion?
synth_real
08/01/22 9:49:43 PM
#28
I did it once on a melee and explosives character. Legion is the weakest of the four options.

It would have been cool if there was a Legion option for Honest Hearts, but it seems to expect you to work for Joshua anyway. I just killed them all and called it done.

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TopicDo you own or have owned any sex toys?
synth_real
08/01/22 2:20:58 PM
#5
I own a collection worth thousands of dollars.

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TopicHave you ever owned a (Current Year) Flagship smartphone?
synth_real
08/01/22 2:20:16 PM
#9
Both smartphones I've owned in my lifetime were cheap pieces of crap. My current phone is just a glorified mp3 player that sometimes interrupts my music with scam callers, so why would I spend any more money on it than I have to? Anything else a smartphone can do, I'd much rather use my computer for because it's a much larger screen and I can use a mouse and keyboard instead of bullshit touchscreen controls. I fucking hate touchscreens.

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TopicBenny from Fallout: New Vegas had the worst plan in gaming (Spoilers)
synth_real
07/31/22 6:17:45 PM
#23
ultimate_reaver posted...
in the instruction booklet for virtua fighter 3 you get a very brief plot for every character and jeffrey's is that someone stole his boat. so hes fighting in the tournament for prize money to win a bigger, better boat... that he is going to use to find his original boat. that always stuck out to me as incredibly nonsensical
Seems to me he's planning the perfect revenge, roll up on the motherfucker who robbed him and show him he doesn't even need the boat, it's purely the principle that he can't let someone steal from him and get away with it.

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TopicGod has invested in you the power to Damn people to Hell for eternity.
synth_real
07/29/22 8:46:00 PM
#4
Is it effective immediately, or after they die?

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