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What if she takes out her dentures first?

What writers are you into? I've not delved much into stoicism, I've only read Marcus Aurelius

Jordan Peterson meltie? Must be a day that ends in y

Taharqa_ posted...

Tell me you never owned a Rottweiler without telling me you never owned a Rottweiler. They are among the strongest breeds out there, far stronger than any bull breed that I owned or handled. Like Pit Bulls, Rottweilers aren't for the inexperienced dog owners or idiots.

Rottys are big dogs, and they can be protective, but at least they generally make it clear when they don't like you before anything happens. Their bark and especially their growl is intimidating. I grew up with Dobermans, the thinner and far more high-strung version of a Rottweiler, and they're pretty serious business too, we had to put one of them down after he bit me, but at least that was just one snap and not a mauling. I wouldn't recommend dog breeds like that to the vast majority of the population, they are strong and high-energy, they need lots of space to run around and wear themselves out on a daily basis. I'll never own a dog like that, I'm honestly rather uncomfortable around large, aggressive dogs after my childhood experiences.

I'd pick the Rogers Centre, and haunt the visiting team so the Blue Jays win.

AltyMcAltface posted...

yeah and you can't see someone's reflection in a snow covered hill either

That's because a landslide brought it down.

Of course it happens on Curve #13

Of all the drugs named on that list, and crystal meth isn't right at the top?

kawalimus posted...

Skip to the last like two or three episodes of s2 after that reveal. Between that is irredeemable trash.

S3 for the most part is excellent and better than the original show.

If people do this, they'll be very confused about David Duchovny's appearance in S3. Even the bad episodes in S2 are still part of the Twin Peaks mythos.

Absolutely watch FWWM before S3. There are key plot points in S3 that you will not understand without it.

An account with 1 million followers could be sold for a lot more than $5000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II

SocialistGamer posted...

Flashbacks of previous Avengers films edited to show him in them. Everyone acknowledges him as if he was there the whole time.

This, but the edits are drawn in crayon.

I was born by C-section, so I probably would have died during childbirth.

I own quite the collection of them

Will this finally settle the international quarrel over whether Canada, Russia, or Norway owns the North Pole?

Srk700 posted...

Because they desire people out of their league.

Never mind out of their league, the incels never even made the house league team, and now they blame it on everyone else instead of just getting better and trying out again.

Generally speaking, they're viewed as rude people who don't like anyone who isn't French like them. Of course, not all of them are like that, I've known some Quebecois people who were very nice, but I've been to Quebec multiple times, and if you don't speak French or if you have Ontario license plates, you'll get at least a few people who will be ill-disposed towards you. I knew a guy who went on vacation to Cuba, and they ran into some Quebecois people there who wouldn't give him the time of day, until he started speaking in French to them and then suddenly they became rather friendly. His French was certainly not perfect, but I think they just appreciated the effort to speak to them in their first language.

Nobody ever mentions Pisces in these topics, despite the fact that we are the Judas Iscariot of the zodiac signs

PlantBased posted...

Oh, no, they still take it very seriously, which is why they got so mad that vegans were poking holes in their ideology.

Again, they are not actual Satanists, they just took the name because it gets conservative Christians all hot and bothered, Lucien Greaves has publicly stated it.

PlantBased posted...

We've been sanitizing human nature since the beginning of civilization, so no "real Satanist" actually lives their life in accordance with all of that drivel, either, unless we're talking about the cringe lords who are legitimate sociopaths.

And that sanitization has produced a weak herd animal, caught in the crossfire between the artificial demands placed upon them under threat of institutionalized violence, and the passions and drives burning deep inside of them that have been denied. I'm not saying people should go around hurting and killing each other, but that they are urges we have and we need a good outlet for them, or those urges will find another outlet. And you know what else? Sometimes violence is a very necessary tool, such as in self-defense or hunting for food.

PlantBased posted...

The Satanic Temple lost credibility when someone on Twitter pointed out that not being vegan contradicted nearly every one of their tenets and they went on a blocking spree, contradicting the remaining ones.

TST are a mockery of Satanism, they co-opted the name for political purposes. A real Satanist would fire back that life feeds on life, and to do otherwise is death. Humanity are a predatory animal, and to try to sanitize our nature is delusional and dangerous, for those predatory urges will always find ways to manifest themselves, they are as unblockable as our sex drives.

bsp77 posted...

I don't remember which school of Satanism this is. However, most Satanism is just a philosophy about living your life for the now, but is also about doing no harm to others in pursuit of your own happiness.

Sounds better than how many "Christians" behave tbh.

Multiple Satanic organizations, Anton LaVey and the CoS included, say that publicly but privately actually worship Satan. Michael Ford explicitly says this is his Luciferian writings, present the philosophy to normies first and let them discover the demon worship part on their own.

I had a friend whose mom was like that, took away his MTG cards because she said they were Satanic. She was also an abusive alcoholic with anger and control issues.

I'm just getting over my second bout with it myself, it wasn't too bad and I'm double-vaxxed with my booster scheduled for this Monday (Canada was slower with rolling out boosters)

Full House has a big empty spot in it now

For the most part, I prefer shrimp, unless I'm on the East coast and it's lobster fresh out of the ocean.

masterpug53 posted...

I still wish that, in spite of it's clunkiness and all the teasing Bethesda got over it, they'd kept and refined the Radiant dialogue system in Skyrim, instead of ditching it in favor of fixed conversations. Skyrim's cities just didn't feel as alive as Oblivion's.

Some of those fixed convos are good though, too bad they get old. Maybe a combination of the two would work well

theAteam posted...

Which means you probably aren't a garbage human being in general

Oh, my sweet summer child

Smashingpmkns posted...

Are the baldur's gate games co-op on the same pc?

You could do that, hot-seat style

Baldur's Gate 1 & 2
Master of Orion 2
Tyrian 2000 (available for free on GOG.com)
Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2

Great, so now they can jam up even faster!

That song was a mistake, and not a beautiful one

Questionmarktarius posted...

splitting 5s just seems dumb.

Splitting on those is just likely to make you go bust on one of them, there's a good chance you'll end up with 15 on one of the hands before you start hitting which would make me nervous, unless the dealer has a terrible card showing. Not splitting 5s was likely the right move, and the idiot just wanted to blame someone for why he was losing his shirt instead of getting up from the table and cutting his losses.

In my coffee? I'm grabbing the fucker and making it spit it out

--Zero- posted...

Besides the hottest of the hot, what are some of everyones favorite tasting hot sauces that are not named Tabasco or Franks Red Hot?

I usually buy Cholula. Ive had Secret Aardvark habanero recently and thought the burn caught up to me too much to enjoy.

Marie Sharpe's is totally worth a trip to a specialty grocer for me to get it

Axiom posted...

Same. The execution episode was admittedly great but the rest of the season was so boring and awful that I dropped it

I felt the same way, the writing quickly became really stupid after that point, and Negan went from an intimidating narcissist to a lame narcissist.

Talking about sleeping in coffins reminds me of another misunderstood aspect of vampire lore: the wooden stake. In Eastern European countries where the origins of modern ideas of vampires come from, the wooden stake through the heart didn't kill the vampire. They actually drove the stake straight through the vamps ribcage and into the bottom of the coffin, to prevent them from escaping and leaving them trapped buried beneath the earth in perpetual undeath.

Touch posted...

Okay okay okay

Another Q: Why sleep in coffins?

Because it's metal as fuck.

Seriously, it's because a person that's supposed to be dead that gets up and attacks you is the epitome of the "Uncanny valley" effect, and is therefore terrifying to people.

Killmonger posted...

Furthermore, can they drink diabetic blood?

Yes, but they'll get a sugar rush from it and crash in an hour, it's basically junk food for vamps

Leviticus 17:10 - 11:
"And whatever man of the house of Israel, or of the strangers who dwell among you, who eats any blood, I will set My face against that person who eats blood, and will cut him off from among his people. 11 For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement for the soul."

It's kind of curious that the archetype of the vampire has existed across the world in various forms for thousands of years now. Even though they don't drink blood but eat human flesh instead, the Wendigo also fits the archetype as a formerly human monster consumed by undying hunger, only finding temporary relief from preying on humans.

Vampires feed off the target's lifeforce, which happens to be contained in their blood. When they die, there's no lifeforce in the blood, and they're essentially drinking death instead.

It's both highly mutable and highly contagious, it's good at finding a way around our protections against it.

FL81 posted...

got COVID 4 days into the year

At least 2022 was kind enough to wait a week for me. I'm already getting bored of being stuck in my apartment, and I'm gonna be stuck in here for at least a few days more, depending on when my symptoms go away and I test negative

dj1200 posted...

Da Bomb sounds like its not even worth trying.

Most sauces that contain capsaicin extract or hot pepper extract aren't, they only exist for the express purpose of culinary masochism.

The real benefit of such a diet is that it forces you to eat more fruits and vegetables, and cut out junk food.

My old landlord had a thing going with a stripper when I lived there. She got him to spend an awful lot of money on her, her trick was to show him her boobs before she asked.

Vicious_Dios posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/0/AANub5AACyk6.jpg

Those two look far better than the majority of facial tattoos. I especially hate the look of the ones all the mumble rappers have, like they fell asleep at a party and people drew on their face.

I really have nothing in my apartment to cook with at the moment. He's getting leftover chili from out of the freezer