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Topic	My friend cried because I didn't give her $20 when she came to borrow money.
synth_real 02/19/18 6:49:02 PM #43	Twin3Turbo posted... FreezerDoor posted... synth_real posted... I used to work with a guy who smoked crack that would borrow money off me on a regular basis (like $10 on a Wednesday to buy a pack of smokes,) and he always paid me back when he got paid on Fridays. What's her excuse? She said she forgot. That's the worst to me. I feel like if I owed someone money, it would be constantly on my mind and I would be trying everything I could to get it back to them ASAP. Sounds like once she got what she wanted, she was no longer concerned about paying you back. Probably owes a ton of people a ton of money. I know plenty of people like that. I've known a couple of girls like that, they bat their eyelashes at you when they want something, and then when they get it they vanish until they want something again. Shame it happened to you, but at least you learned the first time --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	My friend cried because I didn't give her $20 when she came to borrow money.
synth_real 02/19/18 3:35:08 PM #37	I used to work with a guy who smoked crack that would borrow money off me on a regular basis (like $10 on a Wednesday to buy a pack of smokes,) and he always paid me back when he got paid on Fridays. What's her excuse? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	$1 billion but your worst fear is hunting you
synth_real 02/19/18 3:37:57 AM #26	What if I like undead monstrosities and eldritch abominations? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Things that are fun that you didn't expect to be fun:
synth_real 02/19/18 12:26:40 AM #12	Kaname_Madoka posted... Wearing skinny jeans I got my first pair on a whim today and fucking love them How skinny? And are they guys or girls skinny jeans? I hate seeing a guy in low-hanging skinny jeans with the crotch halfway to their knees, pull them up and proudly show off the package --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Post a song you like and I'll rate it out of 10...if I can PART 2
synth_real 02/19/18 12:04:48 AM #128	EverDownward posted... synth_real posted... This is legit pretty great. I'm glad Thrash has seen such a resurgence in years Another cool band in the same vein: --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Does CE like Ghost (the band) or nah?
synth_real 02/19/18 12:03:57 AM #17	Their little acoustic sets are their best work. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Paul Denino is on stream right now in a diaper, covered in dirt and food
synth_real 02/18/18 10:18:39 PM #21	Sounds kinky --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	ugh pooping is the worst
synth_real 02/18/18 10:12:53 PM #9	I eat lots of fiber and use wet wipes. Pooping is the highlight of my morning --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Have you ever wondered if Tails has two buttholes
synth_real 02/18/18 9:44:46 PM #8	There's a comic I really want to post here, but I know it'd get me modded --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	I hate when games reward for beating the hardest mode is "God mode".
synth_real 02/18/18 6:15:13 PM #42	They should do something like you give infinite rockets and throw never-ending waves of enemies that burst into satisfying bits. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Rob Gronkwoski. There are rumors that WWE wants him as a wrestler.
synth_real 02/18/18 6:13:25 PM #4	ollie89 posted... I'd lick his lollipop --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Penny for your thoughts (Thought Experiment Poll)
synth_real 02/18/18 5:54:49 PM #17	I'd sit on the button and get paid to play my guitar all day long. I could even give beginners guitar lessons while sitting on the button to make even more money. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	What exactly do people think they'll be able to do with the Ring?LotR spoilers
synth_real 02/18/18 2:24:20 PM #23	Aelia posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... evilpresident posted... Aelia posted... The one ring was created by Sauron to enhance his powers. Sauron above all else had the power to dominate the wills everyone in middle earth. The lesser rings were created to help bend people to his will even more. Look at the one ring as a buff to Sauron psychic stat and the lesser rings are psychic debuff. The elves found out about this and took the rings off. The dwarves didnt care about anything but gold and jewels so they couldnt be controlled. We know what happened to the men who were given rings. Even Sauron didnt know that he was the only one that could wield it. Which is why Ford/Sam were able to succeed. Sauron was sure that everyone would use the ring not destroy it. Is it ever mentioned what happened to the Elves' rings? Were they destroyed or are they still out there? The Elves' rings were never influenced by Sauron. Elrond, Galadriel, and Gandalf were in possession of them throughout LOTR. Half right. The rings worn by them werent created by Sauron. They were created by a elf named Celebrimbor in secret. Basically magic, in the Tolkien universe, is a function of time. As time passes, the power of the elves diminishes. Celebrimbor created rings of power to slow this process. Which is why Elrond and Galadriel each had one. Gandalfs I THINK belonged to Gil Galad. The elven king from then last alliance of elves and men. The 16-17 lesser rings created by Sauron were either destroyed or they were reclaimed by Sauron. Forget which. They were useless without the one though. Sauron never created those rings, just the One Ring to control the rest. Celebrimbor made all the rest, Sauron just got his hands on the rings of men which is why he could directly control them. He never touched the Elven rings, but their owners still didn't use them much just in case. Most people couldn't use the One Ring to it's full potential, it would just dominate the average person over time (like what happened to Gollum.) It would supposedly take a strong person with a strong will to power to make good use of it, although why it didn't work like that for Isildur, I don't know. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	What do you think of the many people who argue that it would help to study
synth_real 02/18/18 1:52:20 PM #7	KazGT6 posted... Kombucha posted... this kind of reminds me of this instance of a mass shooter having a brain tumor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman#Connally_Commission they should also look for anomalies in brain structure etc. yeah iirc they studied the brain of the vegas shooter also, and iirc not much came of it Wasn't the only thing they found in it a bullet? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	My guitar tone is ducking killer!
synth_real 02/17/18 11:47:56 PM #11	gravy posted... Les Paul Jr (I hate this guitar so much but it's worth a decent amount of money. it's literally the worst guitar I've played and is bad even after considering it's a Gibson) From everything I've read, Gibson's quality has taken a nosedive in the last decade or so --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Post a song you like and I'll rate it out of 10...if I can PART 2
synth_real 02/17/18 11:42:41 PM #122	--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	post a song and I'll rate it
synth_real 02/17/18 11:38:48 PM #52	I know I posted a whole album, it's worth it --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	I have amassed $458 in rolled coins
synth_real 02/17/18 11:17:58 PM #13	Two_Dee posted... What if i happen to see a naked breast though You'd probably have to change your pants after --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Fun things to do with friends? Things kind of "not obvious"?
synth_real 02/17/18 9:03:12 PM #8	Masquerade party --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	They don't even give you much time to shower in PE
synth_real 02/17/18 8:47:19 PM #8	Some of the guys I had gym class with played hockey together for years and sometimes jokingly did homoerotic things in the shower. So needless to say, I showered every day. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	My guitar tone is ducking killer!
synth_real 02/17/18 8:44:36 PM #7	Hows many bills did your gear set you back? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	when i first heard soyboy i thought it was slang for twinks
synth_real 02/17/18 5:06:39 PM #24	JlM posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... JlM posted... I think I'd register somewhere between twink and power bottom. I'm a bit too hairy to be a twink I think. And need to shed my winter beer bulge. And need to be a little more gay. Close though! shave UwU I did, once last year. My wife wasn't happy with my smooth chest. I liked it for a week or so, but it got super itchy, especially while hiking. I hike about 30 miles on an average week. So, :S She liked my smooth legs though. It felt really cold and awkward and my legs looked like I got attacked by a pack of rabid cats. Shaving is awesome until the razor burn and ingrown hairs set in. Smooth legs are really nice to touch --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	$100K or the opportunity to spend one night with any Final Fantasy character
synth_real 02/17/18 3:14:18 PM #11	I'm dressing Cloud up like a girl again --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Where is Papa Roach in your top 10 singers ever
synth_real 02/17/18 3:08:30 PM #9	Not even in the top 100,000 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Why are guys such assholes when sexual assault is involved?
synth_real 02/17/18 2:55:28 PM #8	LinkPizza posted... Also, one guy put baby powder up he ass, ran down the center on the bed naked, and farted while running... And, Poof! He was gone --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	omg i put burt's bees chapstick on my nose thinking it would be soothing
synth_real 02/17/18 2:45:32 AM #24	Jen0125 posted... I can't use any Chapstick that isn't mint or peppermint lmao we're total opposites If I have any chapped skin on my lips at all, that shit burns. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Cash or Nine Inch Nails?
synth_real 02/17/18 12:32:13 AM #33	Tyranthraxus posted... Zodd3224 posted... I appreciate what he has done, but The Downward Spiral is his only really good CD. Pretty Hate Machine is okay. Nah. The Fragile is already better than TDS and there are some great tracks on all his albums. I listened to about half an hour of that album before I got tired of it, it sounded like a generic 2000's movie soundtrack to me. The only thing he ever did that I actually thought was pretty good was his cover of Joy Division's Dead Souls. Tyranthraxus posted... He's also basically responsible for Stabbing Westward and Marilyn Manson. You say that like it's a good thing. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Cash or Nine Inch Nails?
synth_real 02/16/18 11:59:52 PM #11	NIN are overrated. The Downward Spiral was an ok album, but I've never heard anything from Reznor worthy of all the praise he gets --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Missing Canadian skier found 3000 miles away, can't recall how he got there
synth_real 02/16/18 11:48:16 PM #9	Psychotic break, maybe? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	omg i put burt's bees chapstick on my nose thinking it would be soothing
synth_real 02/16/18 11:46:59 PM #21	I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE chapstick with peppermint oil or menthol or any shit like that in it. I don't buy it, I don't use it, if I get given it then into the trash it goes. The pink grapefruit Burt's Bees chapstick is awesome shit, though, I'm not even embarrassed to use it in public with the pink cap. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Army drops nade throwing requirement to graduate, new recruits can't throw far
synth_real 02/15/18 1:06:51 PM #85	Throwing something 80 feet is harder than you would think it is. I could still do it back in little league, but if you haven't thrown in a while, grab a good rock and take a walk to the local park and try it. I can totally see someone who's never played a sport with throwing involved having a tough time doing it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Jesus/God killed himself so that your sins are forgiven.
synth_real 02/15/18 2:57:02 AM #15	So that means that if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing! I'm sinning to Jesus right now! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Thrash Metal Topic
synth_real 02/14/18 11:53:54 AM #8	--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Thrash Metal Topic
synth_real 02/14/18 11:40:25 AM #6	--- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Thrash Metal Topic
synth_real 02/14/18 2:48:29 AM #5	MabusIncarnate posted... synth_real posted... MabusIncarnate posted... More like trash metal no u :( :) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Thrash Metal Topic
synth_real 02/14/18 2:42:19 AM #3	MabusIncarnate posted... More like trash metal no u --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Thrash Metal Topic
synth_real 02/14/18 2:39:45 AM #1	Because I fuckin' feel like it, that's why! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	What's worse: A Neckbeard or a Neck Tattoo?
synth_real 02/14/18 12:20:20 AM #5	I really wish hair didn't grow on my neck. If I didn't shave it, my beard would be connected to my chest hair. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	My girlfriend didn't laugh at all from Zoolander
synth_real 02/14/18 12:08:28 AM #10	I remember from seeing it years ago that it was a purposely stupid movie with a couple of good scenes, didn't think it was anything special at the time. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	What is Satan's endgame?
synth_real 02/13/18 12:52:18 AM #21	Satan's endgame is the most awesome heavy metal orgy ever. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	come look at my legs
synth_real 02/13/18 12:03:59 AM #27	Nowhere near as good as the bondage pics. You need to step up your camwhore game --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	why does every skyrim male nude mod have an erection?
synth_real 02/12/18 11:58:28 PM #9	slothica posted... What the fuck are you talking about? Better Males has flaccid and erect version. And Schlongs of Skyrim has dynamic dick controls using the pageup and pagedown buttons. Why would anybody buy a console version of Skyrim when this is available on PC? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	What's that one game you've played through countless times
synth_real 02/12/18 1:08:14 AM #29	Baldur's Gate 2 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	You're in an elevator with a 9/10 21 year old girl
synth_real 02/11/18 10:36:40 PM #20	Sami1000 posted... mattnd2007 posted... Sounds too good to be true. Probably is. Yeah. When you get into her apartment you hear the door closing and 4 huge guys with banana's and Vaseline arrives and you see the girl smiling at you before she takes off her mask and notice she's not even a girl, he's Ron Jeremy. "you will get a night of your life, just not in the good way". I'm gay and that would be the best possible outcome for me in that scenario --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	I am perhaps the only poster who lives up to his username
synth_real 02/11/18 10:33:04 PM #15	Nah, you're definitely underperforming. You're maybe top ten worst poster at most. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Chris Pine('s character) turns Wonder Woman from a 7/10 to a 9/10, ok?
synth_real 02/11/18 10:32:03 PM #2	He was definitely above average --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Small Pet Peeve: Coffee in movies and tv is always black.
synth_real 02/11/18 8:24:22 PM #10	https://i2.wp.com/dinnerisserved1972.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/coffee-gif.gif?resize=399%2C305 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	The Walking Dead. Is it played out?
synth_real 02/11/18 3:52:26 PM #21	The first season was really the best the show has ever been. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	Darvish signed with the cubs ayy
synth_real 02/10/18 3:57:28 PM #2	Not surprised LA dumped him after blowing the World Series --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
Topic	I want to fight the creator of Dr.Pepper
synth_real 02/10/18 2:59:19 AM #33	TheGrindery posted... Kajagogo posted... sobergermanguy posted... the grossest soda I've ever tasted. Canada Dry Schweppes is the way to go for ginger ale. Oh fuck no, especially not when Canada Dry makes both blackberry and cranberry ginger ale --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil
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