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People didn't like Halloween Kills? (Franchise Spoilers)
FortuneCookie410/21 7:33pm
I beat Zombies Ate My Neighbors in a nine hour play-as-you-work session.
FortuneCookie1310/21 7:24pm
Microsoft Word recognizes "werebear" as a word.
FortuneCookie710/20 2:57pm
The vehicle company just called me about my vehicle.
FortuneCookie510/19 1:27pm
It saddens me Dracula never received a faithful film adaptation.
FortuneCookie110/16 11:51am
Halloween double-feature and no one to go with.
FortuneCookie710/16 11:07am
Great. Under new management, it's one person to one task.
FortuneCookie210/15 6:30pm
New Superman won't be "another straight white savior"
FortuneCookie15510/14 5:06pm
full speed collision with a tree!
FortuneCookie810/12 6:13pm
*phone call comes in 5 seconds before break is to start*
FortuneCookie310/12 5:27pm
I'll only watch a vampire movie after sundown.
FortuneCookie1410/11 11:07am
Calls Waiting: 6
FortuneCookie210/10 3:55pm
When somebody says something racist in an old movie...
FortuneCookie3110/09 2:17pm
Mint flossers are a Godsend.
FortuneCookie310/07 10:26pm
I'm not getting the house and I seem to have chipped a tooth.
FortuneCookie610/04 11:24pm
Bowser's Japanese name is sadly fitting of his legacy...
FortuneCookie510/04 3:01pm
Do you think James Bond will be retired?
FortuneCookie1210/04 1:00pm
Halloween Horror Nights really wants you to be scareroused.
FortuneCookie2010/04 11:25am
No topics about Disney World's 50th anniversary?
FortuneCookie610/03 10:59pm
Jurassic World is the brand name now?
FortuneCookie2209/27 4:02pm
I'm not feeling Jack Black as Bowser.
FortuneCookie3809/27 11:28am
*plays Adventures in the Magic Kingdom on NES*
FortuneCookie1309/26 8:16pm
rewatching Jurassic World (Spoilers)
FortuneCookie2309/26 6:06pm
It impresses me when the modern remake is somehow MORE racist than the og.
FortuneCookie409/24 10:44pm
My iPhone is less than five months old and the battery's gone bad.
FortuneCookie409/24 2:25pm
How come Avengers gets credit for starting the sky beam trope?
FortuneCookie2109/23 3:56pm
supervisor: "You doing anything for Halloween?"
FortuneCookie309/21 8:44pm
Protesting war? Oh, no. They're protesting masks...
FortuneCookie309/21 8:00pm
Universal Theme Park Adventure (GameCube) is such an oddity.
FortuneCookie1809/21 7:21pm
Citizen Kane is as relevant in 2021 as it was in 1941. (Minor Spoilers)
FortuneCookie709/21 10:54am
"CEOs deserve all the wealth because I live vicariously through them."
FortuneCookie1109/19 6:26pm
Pokémon was released at just the right time.
FortuneCookie309/19 1:45pm
"Please take a quick poke in the arm to protect others."
FortuneCookie5109/19 5:58am
The truly unrealistic part of Harry Potter...
FortuneCookie309/18 11:25pm
Lycanthropy is a real science.
FortuneCookie409/18 7:38pm
What did Indy have a doctorate in, anyway?
FortuneCookie709/17 9:27pm
"Religious exemptions from mask mandates grow."
FortuneCookie2109/17 12:53pm
Today seems to have been a productive day.
FortuneCookie509/16 11:47pm
Transformers was nowhere near as painful as I thought it would be.
FortuneCookie809/16 11:43pm
For fuck's sake, how difficult is it to buy socks?
FortuneCookie1509/16 7:16pm
Some false advertising from HBO Max. There is no Man With No Name trilogy.
FortuneCookie1409/15 11:02pm
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a difficult one to find.
FortuneCookie1809/14 12:53am
Does Shawn Michaels (WWE wrestler) have something wrong with his left arm?
FortuneCookie209/13 3:26pm
Think of the last 2D animated program you watched...
FortuneCookie1709/12 11:43pm
If America were attacked again...
FortuneCookie1309/12 9:05pm
It's funny how Batman and Spider-Man have the same origin outside of the story.
FortuneCookie209/10 12:56pm
*character blocks a punch* *punch-landing sound effect is played*
FortuneCookie209/10 12:34pm
If this doesn't convince a person to lose weight, nothing will.
FortuneCookie2709/10 12:46am
I was just praising this desk's sturdiness yesterday. Now it's wobbly.
FortuneCookie509/08 7:13pm
No, YouTube. That is not convenient.
FortuneCookie709/07 11:42pm
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