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i havent been fucked like that since grade school / i want to have your abortion
No_U_L72407/20 10:50pm
Why can't more restaurants be like taco bell?
No_U_L7807/20 3:49pm
ive had 40 throat coat t-bags in the last 2 weeks
No_U_L7207/20 3:20pm
i ordered a medium rare steak and mumsy changed it to medium ._.
No_U_L71507/20 11:28am
is this youtube girl hot?
No_U_L7707/20 10:27am
is it better to get a 30 year mortgage or a 20 year mortgage?
No_U_L71007/20 1:44am
what really allows me to succeed as a pick up artist is my respect of women
No_U_L71307/20 12:31am
cousin bought a house next to her parents and that ruined house shopping for me
No_U_L7607/19 5:09pm
mumsy is trying to convince me to get a 2 BR condo so she can stay over any time
No_U_L7607/19 2:25pm
Why do people on CE keep comparing me to Dennis Reynolds? I'm nothing like him
No_U_L7207/19 1:42pm
mumsy is telling me that she wants to stay the night with me in my 1 BR condo
No_U_L7407/18 9:42pm
mumsy is refusing to give me back 50k i lent her to remodel her house
No_U_L72507/18 6:37pm
really not excited to physically move
No_U_L7607/18 5:18pm
my friends wouldn't stop texting me how good of a night it is at the bars
No_U_L7307/18 4:24am
Out of all my friends, I'm the least minimalistic
No_U_L7407/17 10:30pm
damn im a good negotiator, the realtor caved and accepted my condom offer!
No_U_L7907/17 10:07pm
this is what imagine taylor swift's O face looks like
No_U_L7207/17 9:15pm
The thing that I pee out of, I also stick into girls
No_U_L71107/17 8:49pm
ive had the flu for a week
No_U_L7107/17 1:17am
ramen with cheese
No_U_L7807/16 4:26pm
girls that look like high end escorts, but talk like cardi B
No_U_L7607/16 2:29pm
How do i ask for this girls number after having sex with her?
No_U_L7807/16 12:51pm
my watch is extremely accurate
No_U_L71407/16 11:45am
watched all of never have i ever season 2 right after work today
No_U_L7107/16 12:06am
Is there any way to avoid looking puffy when you cry?
No_U_L7907/15 11:04pm
it's going to feel weird leaving my apartment after 8 years :(
No_U_L7207/15 3:22pm
karen gillen in gunpowder milkshake is so hot
No_U_L7707/15 1:47pm
is it appropriate to take a girl to meet your mom on the first date?
No_U_L7207/14 4:42pm
is it bad form to lick my plate clean on a date?
No_U_L7607/14 3:25pm
i put in an offer for a condo, 500k for 900 square feet
No_U_L75107/13 3:10am
if we re-did your life 100 times, where would this current iteration rank?
No_U_L7207/12 8:26pm
my dad called my cousin a loser because he doesnt have a house, job, or wife
No_U_L71907/12 4:16pm
Lozenges that overstay their welcome in your mouth really suck
No_U_L7307/12 2:28pm
i just called in sick for mon, AMA
No_U_L7407/12 3:52am
What should I wear into the rolex dealership tmrw?
No_U_L71807/12 12:52am
i would love to date a girl that makes more money than me
No_U_L7307/12 12:06am
once for a whole week every time someone asked me how i was i said ''terrible''
No_U_L7507/11 11:20pm
it sucks that the way i indicate ''3'' with my fingers is considered racist now
No_U_L71607/11 9:38pm
is it bad that i dont really have a budget?
No_U_L7407/11 6:10pm
the concept of ''shifts'' and ''hours'' completely boggles my mind
No_U_L7507/11 2:10pm
my friend: i was watching netflix then got kicked off for too many ppl online
No_U_L7507/11 2:03pm
slept 12 hours last night and my cold is p much gone
No_U_L7307/11 1:36pm
made out with an 18 year old last night
No_U_L76407/11 6:09am
im not going to do anything perverted tonight
No_U_L7407/11 12:19am
When a hero knocks the villain out why do they just run instead of killing them?
No_U_L71207/10 7:04pm
imagine having a three way with scarlett johansson and florence pugh
No_U_L7207/10 6:26pm
the new megan fox movie is so good
No_U_L7207/10 6:20pm
damn, i got sick at the worst time
No_U_L7407/10 3:49pm
CE really triggered me today
No_U_L7307/09 4:57pm
my mom looked at my youtube and wondered why i have so many taylor swift vids
No_U_L7407/09 12:58pm
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