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my dad called my cousin a loser because he doesnt have a house, job, or wife
No_U_L71907/12 4:16pm
Lozenges that overstay their welcome in your mouth really suck
No_U_L7307/12 2:28pm
i just called in sick for mon, AMA
No_U_L7407/12 3:52am
What should I wear into the rolex dealership tmrw?
No_U_L71807/12 12:52am
i would love to date a girl that makes more money than me
No_U_L7307/12 12:06am
once for a whole week every time someone asked me how i was i said ''terrible''
No_U_L7507/11 11:20pm
it sucks that the way i indicate ''3'' with my fingers is considered racist now
No_U_L71607/11 9:38pm
is it bad that i dont really have a budget?
No_U_L7407/11 6:10pm
the concept of ''shifts'' and ''hours'' completely boggles my mind
No_U_L7507/11 2:10pm
my friend: i was watching netflix then got kicked off for too many ppl online
No_U_L7507/11 2:03pm
slept 12 hours last night and my cold is p much gone
No_U_L7307/11 1:36pm
made out with an 18 year old last night
No_U_L76407/11 6:09am
im not going to do anything perverted tonight
No_U_L7407/11 12:19am
When a hero knocks the villain out why do they just run instead of killing them?
No_U_L71207/10 7:04pm
imagine having a three way with scarlett johansson and florence pugh
No_U_L7207/10 6:26pm
the new megan fox movie is so good
No_U_L7207/10 6:20pm
damn, i got sick at the worst time
No_U_L7407/10 3:49pm
CE really triggered me today
No_U_L7307/09 4:57pm
my mom looked at my youtube and wondered why i have so many taylor swift vids
No_U_L7407/09 12:58pm
do you wish you were better at dating? (please answer)
No_U_L7407/09 12:29pm
my new condo is going to be soundproof with 3 feet of steel on every side
No_U_L7507/08 11:49pm
am i the only one that didn't find bo burnham's inside that great?
No_U_L71707/08 3:22pm
How do I deal with a friend who wouldn't stop buying me drinks?
No_U_L71207/03 3:37pm
i have started asking girls for their permission to kiss them
No_U_L7807/01 9:38pm
TSA: take off your mask so I can see your face Me: at least buy me dinner first
No_U_L7307/01 9:23pm
CE, if i don't post again after today, it means i was murdered
No_U_L7107/01 7:05pm
rate this girl's sweater
No_U_L7307/01 6:13pm
my friend: is 12 am midnight or noon?
No_U_L7607/01 3:23pm
that feel when you let a girl sleep over and she starts snoring
No_U_L71307/01 3:10pm
ugh work screwed up my timesheet and gave me extra vacation days
No_U_L7107/01 2:45pm
i dont want to brah, but this girl told me i give the best cuddles
No_U_L7907/01 2:34am
on a date this girl told me she couldnt wait to go home and play with her rabbit
No_U_L7406/30 11:59pm
My life is like a taylor swift song
No_U_L7506/30 9:45pm
is $2,500 a month enough to cover food/clothes/vacation costs?
No_U_L710506/30 3:37pm
looks like banana republic is phasing out their skinny jeans ;-;
No_U_L7406/30 1:36pm
should i be mad at my sister?
No_U_L71506/30 12:33pm
sweet, i didnt have to go into the office today!
No_U_L7106/30 12:31pm
im the taylor swift of CE
No_U_L71306/30 2:48am
my parents are gonna flip their shit when i buy my house
No_U_L75706/30 12:52am
i think the principal sexually objectified me today, should i file an HR report?
No_U_L71006/29 7:50pm
how does detective bosch have a dog?
No_U_L7806/29 7:41pm
in your experience, what percentage of girls are ok with giving guys oral
No_U_L72506/29 5:29pm
if you dated or went out to meet girls during the pandemic, i have 0 respect for
No_U_L71306/29 2:21pm
being a powerful man is such a good feeling
No_U_L7906/29 1:52pm
the downside of having sex with real girls is you fall behind on your porn
No_U_L71606/29 1:16pm
Long hair on guys is so cringe
No_U_L73606/29 12:31pm
what % of your monthly salary do you contribute to your 401k?
No_U_L78406/29 2:13am
confession: sometimes when im home alone...i wear 2 watches
No_U_L7306/28 10:44pm
what age do you plan on retiring?
No_U_L72006/28 10:09pm
this girl told me i have kind eyes
No_U_L71206/28 8:29pm
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