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"anteater dick" should be moddable, you're trying to body shame me
No_U_L7608/26 9:04pm
i don't wear socks either
No_U_L7608/26 4:25am
tried to do pickup at 10 pm tonight...it's 12:35 am and i'm home resting lol
No_U_L7108/26 3:35am
"Oh, the item didnt scan...you must be bad at your job"
No_U_L7308/25 10:47am
ugh didn't text this girl for 4 months and now she unfollowed me on insta
No_U_L72008/24 10:19pm
still really saddens me that this girl killed herself 2 days after flaking on me
No_U_L72208/24 9:12pm
what kinda fool thinks i'm scion lmao
No_U_L71208/24 1:31pm
This morning girl orgasmed while I just laid there
No_U_L7408/24 11:58am
is legion season 2 actually good...?
No_U_L7408/24 3:36am
have 3 dates set up with 3 strippers next week
No_U_L7308/24 1:14am
italian pizza > deep dish pizza
No_U_L7708/24 12:41am
if my arm pit is in throbbing pain...is it cancer?
No_U_L72208/23 10:35pm
this is the worst time of year to pick up sorority girls
No_U_L71208/23 4:27pm
i urinated 5 times before getting out of bed this morning
No_U_L73608/17 11:41am
Pick up artist pro tip #45: it's entirely possible to sleep with strippers
No_U_L74108/15 4:42pm
so if i invite a girl out via insta and she immediately unfollows me, that means
No_U_L71108/15 4:14pm
ITT: pics of my shoe collection
No_U_L74108/15 12:11am
sucks that keanu reeves was attached to star as my favorite book character but
No_U_L7208/13 8:19pm
whelp, that's the last time i keep a picture of my sister on my bed's nightstand
No_U_L71008/13 12:32pm
i always lol when people ask how bruce wayne got back to gotham in TDKR spoilers
No_U_L7408/13 9:41am
stayed in hotel room with a friend and he asked how much we should tip the maid
No_U_L7408/13 12:08am
i think my waitress at hooters wanted the D
No_U_L71708/12 11:18pm
my dad got scammed...and is still refusing to believe it
No_U_L71808/12 7:12pm
screencapping summer bikini pics/nip slips on insta is a full time job
No_U_L7708/12 6:20pm
took a lesbian girl away from her girlfriend and home with me tonight
No_U_L72708/12 4:42pm
finally threw away my bag full of used panties
No_U_L78108/12 3:48pm
i hate how when someone dies young, the family always refuses to disclose reason
No_U_L7208/11 9:31pm
ugh i have a 12 word essay due at midnight and i haven't even started yet
No_U_L7708/11 9:18pm
this girl wanted to fuck last night...but i thought she was too drunk
No_U_L7708/11 8:45pm
is it weird that my guy friend keeps a toothbrush at my apartment?
No_U_L7408/09 2:28am
i always lol whenever girls take off their heels and they go from towering over
No_U_L7508/08 10:29pm
pro life tip #59: how to dress like an adult
No_U_L721008/08 9:03pm
20 reasons to wear a watch
No_U_L71908/08 4:47pm
if a girl can't tell me where she was during 9/11, she's too young for me
No_U_L71408/08 6:31am
when's the best time to interview, or does it even matter?
No_U_L7208/07 5:30pm
lmao how do ppl think that on the 10-point looks scale, 5 is the average? 7 is
No_U_L71108/06 6:16am
i might date a girl named jamie lannister
No_U_L7408/06 12:43am
showered, watched porn, drank my sleepy time tea, popped a melatonin, no going
No_U_L7808/05 10:53pm
am i wrong for not buying my friend a ticket? he got mad at me for not doing it
No_U_L7608/05 10:22pm
i'm cat sitting but need to watch porn...would it be a bad idea to you know what
No_U_L7808/05 8:03pm
my friend referred to me as the IMDB of porn stars
No_U_L7308/05 6:25pm
was i right to tell my friend to fuck off (regarding taking a vacation together)
No_U_L71108/05 6:09pm
think i depressed my friend with this conversation
No_U_L76008/05 3:25am
posted 3 words on a girl's instagram pic and ruined her night
No_U_L7808/05 3:14am
what phone should i get, samsung galaxy s9 or note 9?
No_U_L7708/05 2:38am
i always lol when someone wears a $10,000 watch...and a $40 outfit
No_U_L72608/05 1:47am
Pick up artist pro tips #1-6
No_U_L7508/05 12:16am
how on earth is the common tongue in game of thrones the same as english?
No_U_L7308/04 11:00pm
how do i get my friend to stop waking me up in the morning?
No_U_L72308/04 10:48pm
i've come to realize 9 inches is the perfect length for me before it gets uncomf
No_U_L7308/04 9:19pm
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