[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ramp, holding a microphone. He is grinning from ear to ear.]
So hey, Tom! If I double you, does that mean you'll relegate yourself to the Lightweight division?
Well whatever. I'm sort of like a basketball, Tom. I try not to hold grudges. At least against people who don't hire bears to attack me.
Hey! While we're talking about that, I've got something to show you all! You may recall the Earth-shattering cellphone picture I showed you all last week. Well an anonymous source has provided me with another candid picture of Nee visiting old Yellowstone during his time off! This picture was purportedly taken sometime after the first picture I showed you, and... well, I think it speaks for itself.
[There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
I know. I know. It's a hard pill to swallow. But take all the time you need, because right now, my priority is Tom.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 heads to the ring.]
Reg/ctes
RL5
Maniac/ertyu
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