Disgraceful: Reg/ctes vs. Chris/Drak UCA is supposed to be entertaining and tag teams that don't even have a tag team name SURE ARE ENTERTAINING!.The fans deserve better, so the stipulation with this match is the winning team must come up with a tag team name that doesnt include their usernames.
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Putting That Ph.D. to Good Use: Dr. Football vs. Boko Dr. Football being ranked 9th in his weight class just shows the sorry state Combat is in. Let's give him a middle-of-the-pack user in his weight class to see if Combat even gives a **** anymore.
Payback is in the Air: Rad Link 5 vs. Tom RL5 was recently relegated and wasnt pleased. Now he gets his opportunity to prove to the man responsible that it was a mistake to do so.
Reps to MWs: Raze/Wigs vs. Maniac/ertyu vs. Alec/Koala Reg, RL5, and Tom already have a match, so why not get the rest of the weight class involved in semi-random, forced pairings?
Handicap Match: Nick/Sess vs. Tom Team XIII has been severely mistreated by The Corporation. Heres a match to help my buddies let off some steam.
Battle of the (Fraudulent) Birds: KCF vs. Alec Soaring Eagle The fans wanted a match between the KFC knockoff and the person currently occupying the Alec Soaring Eagle Suit. What people may not realize is that I was the previous owner of the suit. Is Justin truly worthy of owning that suit or was it a mistake to take it away from me?
edwards reminds me of Ric Flair. A once great performer who sees his already long gone career slipping away in front of his eyes, desperate for even the slightest bit of recognition but in time will surely be squashed by his younger stronger peers.
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From: MRNlCEWATCH | #011 edwards reminds me of Ric Flair. A once great performer who sees his already long gone career slipping away in front of his eyes, desperate for even the slightest bit of recognition but in time will surely be squashed by his younger stronger peers. I also remind of Ric Flair in that, just because ive been around for awhile, you underestimate me and I beat your ass handily . WOOOOOO
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From: MajinZidane | #015 I'm not middle of the pack =( Master File had you ranked 4th out of 9 ranked in your class. That's roughly "middle-of-the-pack"
From: edwardsdv | #010 You seriously doublebooked tom That wasn't originally intended but I caught wind of RL5's dilemma and I had to give him the opportunity that he waited for and deserved. It is my duty as a one-time card creator to come up with such matches
KCF, I know that this is your first ever stint as a user contest booker. So for this one time, I will forgive you for not including the script flipping, ad-libbing, #gamechanging, "Goddamn he's so amazing!" #1 Superstar on Combat. Just this one time.
Reg/ctes Football Tom Raze/Wigs Tom KCF
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[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ramp, holding a microphone. He is grinning from ear to ear.]
So hey, Tom! If I double you, does that mean you'll relegate yourself to the Lightweight division?
Well whatever. I'm sort of like a basketball, Tom. I try not to hold grudges. At least against people who don't hire bears to attack me.
Hey! While we're talking about that, I've got something to show you all! You may recall the Earth-shattering cellphone picture I showed you all last week. Well an anonymous source has provided me with another candid picture of Nee visiting old Yellowstone during his time off! This picture was purportedly taken sometime after the first picture I showed you, and... well, I think it speaks for itself.
[There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
I know. I know. It's a hard pill to swallow. But take all the time you need, because right now, my priority is Tom.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 heads to the ring.]
Reg/ctes RL5 Maniac/ertyu
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*Nick and Sess' relentless attack on Tom continues. They throw him outside the ring and stomp a mudhole in him. With the ref's back turned, what looks like Drakeryn comes out and joins in on the assault, hitting Tom with countless weapons and stuff. They then throw Tom under the ring, onto a specially prepared board of thumbtacks that is under there. Tom emerges, his face contorted with pain, and Drakeryn rolls him back into the ring.*
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What the hell is this crap? In my first time being a card runner, people have the audacity to pull this kind of stunt? I may not get another chance now, so I will use my temporary power to suspend Drakeryn indefinitely. You chose the wrong person to mess with