Chapter 24
JeffRaze was continuing his escape from the tyrannical BBallman7. It was terrifying to be constantly hounded by such a bizarre force of nature but that is precisely what JeffRaze was having to do. He was taking occasional potshots with his twin magnums, but was having absolutely no luck - the basketball was simply too fast and could move in too many different directions to cover, especially since the magnums were wildly inaccurate if fired while running.
Meanwhile, ngirl died from a heart attack.
Back to the action and Jeff dove through a shop window on his right, and the basketball could not change direction quickly enough and thus went shooting past. This bought JeffRaze some time, as he crashed his way through the shop - what was once a local convenience store. Sadly the shelves were empty as JeffRaze looked forlornly for something that would help him beyond, y'know, guns. Such as an exorcist to get rid of this demon, or a sack of some kind to catch him in. Maybe even a "basketball-be-gone" spray. Anything.
Jeff sighed, almost ready to give up, break down and allow BBallman to kill him. However, he saw, behind the counter, a back entrance and came up with a plan. A last ditch plan.
When BBallman finally slowed down enough to return to the store that Raze had escaped into, he found no sign of him for a moment...until he noticed that the back entrance had been blocked off with shelving that had been pulled from the shop to the doorway.
Bballman laughed at Raze's idiocy. As if that would stop him, the most lethal basketball in the land. Bballman bounced twice off the floor and then hurtled like a bullet at the stacked barrier that Raze had prepared.
Unfortunately Jeff had just done something quite spectacular; he had outsmarted a literal basketball. Just behind the stacked barrier, he stood, stoicly and firmly, with his back against the wall of the storage room - with his riot shield out in front of him.
So while BBallman successfully crashed through the wooden shelving, he faced a more difficult task with the extra-tough riot shield - one he could not complete with sheer force.
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