Don't believe him? Here's the death list from the first game!
The Dead [19]
Bananor - Ascended to Godhood at Level 1, causing his physical body to be vaporized. Died in the First Phase.
Regaro - Died while attempting to pick a lock at Level 1. Died in the First Phase.
swordz9 - Attempted to mimic the evil patron Dark Mac and was killed for his insolence. Died in the First Phase.
Machete Guy - Was carried off by giant spiders in the Second Phase.
Ryoko - Was ripped to shreds by giant spiders in the Second Phase.
Genesis - Stabbed to death by a Horde of Vampires in the Third Phase.
Maniac - Killed by Superspeed Vampires in the Third Phase.
Mega - Killed by running into a wall in the Third Phase.
Lefty - Failed to disguise himself as a crucifix and was killed in the Third Phase.
Eddy - Had his head punched off by LORD BLOOD in the Fourth Phase.
Natwaf - Had his shoulders sliced off by a Metal Blade in the Fifth Phase.
Cyclo - Blew himself up with fireworks celebrating the 4th of July in the Fifth Phase.
ctes - Threw all of his power at a barrier that redirected it back at him in the Fifth Phase. Whoops.
JORGE - Brain was impaled by exploding ctes flying ribcage. Killed in the Fifth Phase.
UNJORGE - After being recently ressurrected, his head is melted off by an Acid Slime in the Sixth Phase.
Granzon - Melted by a bunch of Acid Slimes and had his anime-containing hard drive destroyed in the Sixth PHase.
The Million Dollar Mr All Days Off - Leg dropped a group of Acid Slimes, causing himself to be melted in the Sixth Phase.
GOLD GOLEM Natwaf - Walked into some acid bombs that Pirate King created while trying to protect Pirate King in the Sixth Phase.
jdizzy- Crushed by a spike trap while buying time for the party to get off the elevator. Died in the Sixth Phase.
yes, there are people who were revived and then immediately killed off again.
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