Phase 2-1
[Note: 1 = success, 2 = passive, 3 = DEATH]
"bad" Frank Phillips walks straight the **** out of a civil war era western and Into the Dungeon, he grimaces at the party and says nothing. he looks past Pirate King. Something seems to be moving in the darkness.
BANG
"iieeee!", something wails, as it is hit by his rifle direct hit [1]! "Please don't shoot me! Don't shoot!", the man screams. Oh, it seems he was just a merchant. Frank Phillips doesn't seem to care and shrugs before walking off to join the rest of the party, not wanting anything to do with this cowardly merchant.
[NOTICE: The MERCHANT has arrived. He has a FLAMING LONGSWORD and a LIGHTNING CROSSBOW for sale for 4,000 Gold Each. The first person to post they are buying one of these items gets it, provided they have the gold. He only has one of each! Buying an item does not cost an action!]
Behind Frank Phillips, Kahu enters the Dungeon as well. She is a beastmaster and looks as if she is not to be trifled with. She takes one look around and decides that green gate has GOT TO GO. "Ifrit, I summon thee!"
"k", said Ifrit. Suddenly, a mass of vines began growing rapidly from the Green Gate, surging toward the party to strike them down. Ifrit spewed forth flames at the vines, disintegrating them and clearing a path to the Green Gate [1].
saberz9 saunters over to MERCHANT, trying to steal some of Frank Phillips thunder. except he's not calling "bad" saberz9 for a good ****ing reason. the MERCHANT shoots him in the eye with a LIGHTNING BOLT from the LIGHTNING CROSSBOW [3]. "I've had ENOUGH!" screams the MERCHANT. saberz9 was officially dead
Mr. Lazy Everyday thinks about opening the Green Gate but it's summer so he takes a nap instead [2].
JeffRaze heads down East Pass, detecting a high energy signal with his signaltron. Oh yes, yes indeed. That's a Glowing Gargoyle with a Repeating Crossbow at the end of the pass. Oh my! JeffRaze quickly ducks behind a barrier for cover and thinks about how to proceed [1].
Meanwhile, President Condor Obama heads down the opposite West Pass in search of pedophiles and terrorists. Not only does he fail to find these, he finds a party of Ominous Orcs instead. They drag him to the cookpot and throw him in [3].
[Note: The West Pass has just been established as a Mass Combat zone. At least one party member must act next phase to defend the passage. Any who do so will be at greater risk of death, but those who succeed will gain Double EXP.]
Miguel de Cervantes XXXVII heads down the west pass with his electric lantern, looking for Obama. He shines it in the eyes of one of the orcs, who does not like that. The orc rips out his throat [2] (Mass Combat has begun in West Pass).
Restandre the elf cleric casts a Protective Ward [1]. BARRIER has just been Established in the Main Hall.
The All American American comes up behind Restandre, hoping to show off by doing some push ups. It doesn't accomplish much, but he doesn't hurt himself in the process either [2].
TOM BRADY, seeing "bad" Frank Phillips successfully bully the Merchant and saberz9 utterly fail at it, decides to measure his own worth. He attempts to throw a ball at the shadow. He is promptly cut in twain with a FLAMING LONGSWORD [3].
Jon Michael Carter arrives in the Time Bubble, ready to contribute to the party [2].
Pirate King takes out one of his gold coins and flips it, attempting to forge a LUCKY COIN. Karma literally appears and cracks his skull open, spilling his blood onto the dungeon floor, for trying to break the laws of Luck [3]. His gold spills all over the floor as well.