Phase 2-2
"They're getting away!", Ryokles shouts, prompting Jack Swagger to chase down the West Pass after the Orcs. He tries to grab one and chain it into a Gutwrench Powerbomb, but it swings back at him with a steel whip and rips his face off instead [2].
JeffRaze takes the opportunity to wipe out the Glowing Gargoyle while its ranged game is currently frozen. He discharges all of the magic energy from his Lightning Crossbow into his Destruction Switch, then lobs the Destruction Switch down the hall [AUTO]. The Glowing Gargoyle is caught in the resulting explosion and wiped out.
[Note: It is possible to sacrifice the energy of a magical artifact to auto succeed at a Normal Action (not in Mass Combat)]
[Note: The East Pass is now clear and can be traversed freely.]
Seplito starts doing the Electric Slide, but it has no effect [2].
"Bad" Frank Phillips saunters down the hallway, ignoring the retreating orcs who are too afraid of his badass western coat to even try touching him. His spurs clink as he marches right up to their cookpot and pulls Obama's corpse out. Obama sputters and spits out some gross stuff before coming back to life, being reborn as Muslim Terrorist Barry Soetoro [MISROLL].
[Note: If I misroll, the result is still valid, but I will make a note of the fact that I misrolled. If you see it happening too frequently with a certain character or something you guys can call bs on me. In this case I accidentally rolled a 1 sided die instead of a 2. Lucky!]
masterplum, studying the technique of JeffRaze, sacrificed his Magic Make-up Box to forge an Ankh of Resurrection [AUTO].
Jeff Zero wants to attack the Glowing Gargoyle, but it's already dead. He scouts the East Pass instead. It's a long hall that branches off into a small secret chamber. The room has a treasure chest surrounded by multiple traps - A trip wire, pressure sensors, and possibly more unseen traps.
[Note; To take this chest the trip wire must be circumvented, the pressure sensors must be disabled, and then a third action must be attempted to retrieve the chest itself. All those who assist in these actions and don't die would get a share of the treasure within.]
Kahu, the MALE Beastmaster, sits down and meditates, waiting for someone to open the Green Gate. Along came a spider to eat his face while he wasn't paying attention, but BARRIER protects him from dying [3].
Jon Michael Carter goes to activate his Forcefield Belt, but it blows up and kills him [3].
Mr. Lazy Everyday follows "Bad" Frank Phillips into the west pass, lazily swatting away any Orcs that attempt to stop and fight. When he reaches the end of the West Pass, he finds a secret door that leads to a similar Treasure Chamber to the one in the East Pass. This one is guarded by two Basilisks.
[Note; If you attempt to take the treasure before killing both of the Basilisks, you will be immediately and automatically killed unless you circumvent them via some other method.]