Spend 20000 gold on a QUANTUM JEFF ENTANGLEMENT FORTIFIER which will protect me and Jeff Zero from death unless we both fail our rolls simultaneously.
Then use my SIGNALTRON to provide battle data on the enemy or enemies lurking in the darkness.
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