I was in the backyard with my shades on like a pro cooking up some burgers. They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me.
I happened to look in just the wrong direction and this guy was butt f***ing naked in front of a light source with some questionable material on it -- I'm calling this one, he was messing with his junk. Now I'm not sure if he noticed me noticing him (the window was somewhat high) but I'm almost positive he was showcasing himself for the general public. Might be some psycho in this neighbourhood.
The worst part is that he just kept going for at least 5 minutes.
Eughghggh. I feel gross.
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Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~
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