Board 8 > Oh god... I think I just saw my neighbour naked

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Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:06:00 PM #1:	I was in the backyard with my shades on like a pro cooking up some burgers. They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me. I happened to look in just the wrong direction and this guy was butt f*ing naked in front of a light source with some questionable material on it -- I'm calling this one, he was messing with his junk. Now I'm not sure if he noticed me noticing him (the window was somewhat high) but I'm almost positive he was showcasing himself for the general public. Might be some psycho in this neighbourhood. The worst part is that he just kept going for at least 5 minutes. Eughghggh. I feel gross. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138044] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> I was in the backyard with my shades on like a pro cooking up some burgers. They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me.I happened to look in just the wrong direction and this guy was butt f*ing naked in front of a light source with some questionable material on it -- I'm calling this one, he was messing with his junk. Now I'm not sure if he noticed me noticing him (the window was somewhat high) but I'm almost positive he was showcasing himself for the general public. Might be some psycho in this neighbourhood.The worst part is that he just kept going for at least 5 minutes.Eughghggh. I feel gross. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCodeisBosco 07/27/11 4:08:00 PM #2:	LMAO Today's a good day to be a B8er. (It's a bad day to be a bater though, apparently...!) -- The Crazy Dave rally thread purged, but it'll be back soon. Message me if you're still interested in being a part of it! <cite>TheCodeisBosco posted [p:138045] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> LMAO Today's a good day to be a B8er. (It's a bad day to be a bater though, apparently...!) -- The Crazy Dave rally thread purged, but it'll be back soon. Message me if you're still interested in being a part of it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 07/27/11 4:08:00 PM #3:	Was he facing in your general direction, dick in hand, sporting a concerned look on his visage? You should feel gross you ho. -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:138046] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> Was he facing in your general direction, dick in hand, sporting a concerned look on his visage?You should feel gross you ho. -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpgCourtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/27/11 4:09:00 PM #4:	He is the alpha male on the block, and that is how he does things. You best accept it. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:138047] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> He is the alpha male on the block, and that is how he does things. You best accept it. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GTM 07/27/11 4:09:00 PM #5:	You have the eyes of a hawk, sir, if you consider someone that far away your neighbour! -- Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09 <cite>GTM posted [p:138048] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> You have the eyes of a hawk, sir, if you consider someone that far away your neighbour! -- Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:10:00 PM #6:	*GenesisSaga posted...* Was he facing in your general direction, dick in hand, sporting a concerned look on his visage? You should feel gross you ho. Well I didn't want to say it because I was trying to keep the topic title on the safe side but yes, as a matter of fact he was. It wasn't really a detached stare or even an excited one, though. He looked very ashamed which is rather odd considering he was the one staring at me naked with his thing hanging out. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138049] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> GenesisSaga posted...Was he facing in your general direction, dick in hand, sporting a concerned look on his visage?You should feel gross you ho.Well I didn't want to say it because I was trying to keep the topic title on the safe side but yes, as a matter of fact he was.It wasn't really a detached stare or even an excited one, though. He looked very ashamed which is rather odd considering he was the one staring at me naked with his thing hanging out. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Shenanigans- 07/27/11 4:10:00 PM #7:	-- Commodore http://img.imgcake.com/commodorepngdy.png <cite>-Shenanigans- posted [p:138050] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> -- Commodorehttp://img.imgcake.com/commodorepngdy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:11:00 PM #8:	*StealThisSheen posted...* He is the alpha male on the block, and that is how he does things. You best accept it. I suppose so. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138051] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> StealThisSheen posted...He is the alpha male on the block, and that is how he does things. You best accept it.I suppose so. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metaIslugg 07/27/11 4:11:00 PM #9:	how big -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MwZfXy9mA4 http://osu.ppy.sh/stat2/shinytentacool-0.png <cite>metaIslugg posted [p:138052] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> how big -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MwZfXy9mA4http://osu.ppy.sh/stat2/shinytentacool-0.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/27/11 4:11:00 PM #10:	Was he using both hands? -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:138053] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> Was he using both hands? -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/27/11 4:12:00 PM #11:	You should go over there and help him out. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) Yes, I know I'm never getting rid of this signature <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:138054] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> You should go over there and help him out. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)Yes, I know I'm never getting rid of this signature </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:13:00 PM #12:	how big It's difficult to say. There was some distance between us as Sir GTM kindly pointed out and besides, I was more horrified than curious. I'd say at least a couple of inches if not more. Was he using both hands? Actually, he was flailing profusely with his left hand as though feigning the ass-slapping of a hooker. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138055] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> how bigIt's difficult to say. There was some distance between us as Sir GTM kindly pointed out and besides, I was more horrified than curious. I'd say at least a couple of inches if not more.Was he using both hands?Actually, he was flailing profusely with his left hand as though feigning the ass-slapping of a hooker. -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 07/27/11 4:14:00 PM #13:	From: -Shenanigans- \| #007 Boner lost. -- *~Halo* Give into the Night. http://a.imageshack.us/img443/8466/shadowhalo.png <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:138056] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> From: -Shenanigans- \| #007Boner lost. -- ~Halo Give into the Night.http://a.imageshack.us/img443/8466/shadowhalo.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:28:00 PM #14:	okay wtf He's now staring out the window again -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138057] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> okay wtfHe's now staring out the window again -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
barreldragon88 07/27/11 4:29:00 PM #15:	*Jeff Zero posted...* okay wtf He's now staring out the window again Did he notice you staring at him? -- Long live Saint Seiya!! <cite>barreldragon88 posted [p:138058] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> Jeff Zero posted...okay wtfHe's now staring out the window againDid he notice you staring at him? -- Long live Saint Seiya!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:29:00 PM #16:	I'm not sure, he seems really uncomfortable I can't say as I blame him -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138059] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> I'm not sure, he seems really uncomfortableI can't say as I blame him -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/27/11 4:30:00 PM #17:	Uncomfortable means attraction . durrr -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:138060] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> Uncomfortable means attraction .durrr -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/27/11 4:30:00 PM #18:	From: Jeff Zero \| #014 okay wtf He's now staring out the window again XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:138061] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> From: Jeff Zero \| #014okay wtfHe's now staring out the window againXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleMonkDish 07/27/11 4:32:00 PM #19:	I'm pretty sure not one person in the topic gets the joke. -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the Black Turtle I like popular things \| Sens status: Rebuild mode! <cite>PurpleMonkDish posted [p:138062] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> I'm pretty sure not one person in the topic gets the joke. -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the Black TurtleI like popular things \| Sens status: Rebuild mode! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 07/27/11 4:32:00 PM #20:	at first I was like 'yeah a joke topic that's been done a hundred times' then i read this From: Jeff Zero \| #001 They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me. and I laughed -- http://img.imgcake.com/boiledgoosegifby.gif <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:138063] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> at first I was like 'yeah a joke topic that's been done a hundred times'then i read thisFrom: Jeff Zero \| #001They were taking an excessive amount of time for some reason so I started glancing around awkwardly because no one was texting me.and I laughed -- http://img.imgcake.com/boiledgoosegifby.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/27/11 4:33:00 PM #21:	*PurpleMonkDish posted...* I'm pretty sure not one person in the topic gets the joke. :( -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:138064] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> PurpleMonkDish posted...I'm pretty sure not one person in the topic gets the joke.:( -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/27/11 4:34:00 PM #22:	[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:138065] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/27/11 4:34:00 PM #23:	How could you not get the joke -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:138066] in Oh god... ... [t:59857545]...</cite> <quote> How could you not get the joke -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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