Rick Perry was literally the only politician in the world willing to mandate his people take Gardasil shots, because it's a death sentence.
Err...I hope this means that mandating non-necessary (but highly beneficial) vaccines is a political death sentence, and not that giving someone the vaccine itself is a death sentence, because the latter requires so much tinfoil to be wrapped around your head that I'm afraid you might start interfering with your internet connection.
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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."