Oh god, I remembered a few stories from a few years back.
The bus I had to take to school took us past the local VA Hospital, so a lot homeless vets used to get on that bus. One time, I was sitting there, and one of those vets was sitting right in front of me. All of a sudden he projectile vomitted all over the bus. That was pretty disgusting.
Another time, a man in a wheel chair came onto the bus. He was carrying a bag. After the bus driver strapped the chair in, he noticed there was a really bad smell coming from the man. He had brown stains all over his clothes. The bus driver then asked the man what was in the bag. Then man replied that it was his own crap. The bus driver refused to continue driving, and the man refused to get off the bus. Everyone was evacuated from the bus. Eventually, I noticed a cop car around the corner, so I flagged them down and told them what was going on, and they removed the man from the bus.
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