I've had to take the bus lately, since my car is out of commission. I forgot what kind of people take the bus. It's pretty funny.
Last night for example, there was a woman on the bus who decided that that was the perfect time to make a personal phone call. Here is a retelling of the conversation.
"Who the **** is this?"
"What the **** you mean that ain't none of my business"
"Are you the ***** that has been fooling around with him? **** you ho"
"shut the **** up *****. He's got a baby on the way. He ain't yo baby daddy."
"yeah? I'm gonna get some hard ******s to come over there. SHUT THE **** UP HO."
It went on like this for like 5 minutes. Pretty classy.
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Well, once two late teenaged girls got on the bus, on screaming at the other that she wasn't going to jail repeatedly. The other just kept telling her to calm down. Eventually, we rolled into town, they grabbed some guy's skateboard and tried to grab some woman's purse and booked it out the door.
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there's no public transportation system here to speak of but I hear this kind of thing all the time, people have really lost all self awareness in this age and act with a general ignorance and rudeness that makes me think of them more as apes than people.
Oh god, I remembered a few stories from a few years back.
The bus I had to take to school took us past the local VA Hospital, so a lot homeless vets used to get on that bus. One time, I was sitting there, and one of those vets was sitting right in front of me. All of a sudden he projectile vomitted all over the bus. That was pretty disgusting.
Another time, a man in a wheel chair came onto the bus. He was carrying a bag. After the bus driver strapped the chair in, he noticed there was a really bad smell coming from the man. He had brown stains all over his clothes. The bus driver then asked the man what was in the bag. Then man replied that it was his own crap. The bus driver refused to continue driving, and the man refused to get off the bus. Everyone was evacuated from the bus. Eventually, I noticed a cop car around the corner, so I flagged them down and told them what was going on, and they removed the man from the bus.
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Some diehard Catholic Czech dude, 80 years old easily, he has been tracking my 'progress' for like seven years (excluding when I was traveling of course) because he's 100% convinced I am trying to become a priest
I've told him numerous times I am an atheist
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From: RyokIes | #011 my favorite is when the bus is empty and someone sits directly next to you
the best
i heart public transportation
LOL I've had that happen to me. Now I always sit on the outer seat of the bus/train when its empty. Either that or I sit in the single seats, but then they have those new trains >_>
Once there were these girls at the back of the bus yelling loudly about how one of them was going to jail because she posted naked pictures on facebook and then some girl told the cops and now they were involved
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When I was going to college I heard a lot of crazy **** on public buses. Going to work now, not so much. It's just a lot of people trying to ignore each other and get home. It doesn't help that I can't understand half of what people are saying, cause around here I'm like, almost always the only white guy on a bus full of Hispanics.
Usually when people do crazy ****, it's not funny. It's just kinda pathetic.
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RyokIes posted... my favorite is when the bus is empty and someone sits directly next to you
the best
i heart public transportation
Oh god, this happened to me once. It was this massive black guy and he like, immediately put on headphones with blasting hip hop. :( The bus nearly left the stop as I was trying to get him to move.
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There was a couple that alternated between fist fighting and making out.
The driver told them to stop a couple times, and literally pulled over and kicked them out when the couple got someone involved. "Why you sitting next to that douchebag? Are you cheating on me?"