December 17, 2011
ScareChan spun around twice, smirking and dancing slightly. Using his incredible farsight vision, Alec was distracted. "Hey! He's stealing my moves!"
This distraction proved crucial, as the latest missile scored a blow to his face that caused his cheek to singe slightly. "Ow! Motherf***er!" said Alec, pulling out a gun and firing randomly on the base which began to explode, if only because explosions are awesome. The Michael Bay Man (A Haguile Creation™) looked on, happily increasing the size of the explosions, again because explosions are awesome.
The gun also caused tanks to appear, but these also exploded.
The base shook slightly, but stood firm. "Doom IS resilience!" screamed the base, apparently with a mind of its own.
ScareChan continued to both attack and defend his base with one finger constantly pressing the big red button while talking to Team Christmas, who he quickly immobilized with his convenient, Diabolus-Ex-Machina Immobilzer Ring. He smirked at Team Christmas' petty efforts, and said "wow, your friend Alec puts up quite the fight. Fortunately, I've assigned our team on the moon to deal with him. FROM SPACE. WITH FIRE."
"Oh no! WITH FIRE?!" shouted Caelus.
"Yes! YES! WITH FIRE!" shouted Maniac from his unknown location. "TATYAAANNN"
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"SHUT UP!" said ScareChan, loudly but calmly despite the exclamation point. "Look, I'm obviously not going to kill you now because there's still a few days left of the story, but I think it would be quite entertaining if I just kept you here for the rest of this chapter.
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no seriously that's the end of the chapter stop reading
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fin
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