Members of Team New-year United against Christmas
Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)
Team Christmas - tooled up
Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas/banished to other side of the world and drunk.
Dead
Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)
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