December 19, 2011
JeffRaze and Bigwig worked the controls of the Doomhead spaceship thing, while also waving hello to the obsessed masses of the football board.
The head reached exit velocity rather easily, and hurtled through the sky. The poor citizens of Latveria could only watch as the glory of Doom was decapitated by booster rockets.
Bigwig sat back, drinking more tea, while Ayvuir took another drink from his hip flask. "F***ING STOP!" roared Comm, almost attack Ayvuir. He was held back by an equally angry but slightly more rational Caelus and Whiskey Nick.
"Seriously dude you have to stop drinking that in front of us. The lack of alcohol is starting to physically hurt us inside =("
"Alright alright, I'll stop, jeez," said Ayv. He put away his flask (which contained Newcastle Brown Ale) and sat on a chair, twiddling his thumbs. GTM continued to gobble quietly while Tom and Dante played slaps. JeffRaze looked at this motley crew and sighed, wondering how on earth they could possibly hope to assault TNUC's moonbase with any success.
His thoughts were cut short however as they reached outer space. There was a totally generic bit where all 9 of them, including the turkey, were all "oh my god it's SPACE", I'm sure you all know the drill, so let's move on.
Anyway, they got to a certain point and they decided to stop. Well they techincally didn't decide to stop, they were being pulled in by some kind of tractor beam or whatever. JeffRaze looked out of one of the eye-windows (they had fixed after the HQ lot jumped through) and saw they were headed for a satellite.
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On said satellite, Maniac rubbed his hands together. "Now what do we have here...?"
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<writer got lazy>
Half an hour later the ship had left the satellite and was headed to the moon once again. Bigwig had managed to use british charm to bring Maniac on-side!
The ship slowed down as it reached the celestial body. This was a good thing, as it gave them time to avoid the HOLY CRAP LAZERS that were being fired from said moonbase.
CURRENT STATUS
Members of Team New-year United against Christmas
Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)
Team Christmas
Headed to the moon
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Maniac (A bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
Headed to HQ
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.
No
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas/banished to other side of the world and drunk.
Dead
Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)
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