End result of the first game post-topic:
Grueling multi-hour match...won by an unconscious Football. gg guys, and kudos to the Dokter for pulling it off. DFF still lives!
EDIT: Also, UN worse than bears confirmed.
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Sburbopolis, Homestuck RPG: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/60981373