To any new player or sorta new player, I recommend the same champion that I used to get out of funks:
SINGED.
Pick Singed. Get Ghost Teleport. 0/23/7.
Sapphire Crystal and 2 Potions.
Boots of Swiftness
Catalyst
Turn on poison. Wipe minion waves. push wave to turret. run past turret and kill creeps over there. come back to turret. hit it some more. gank coming? Run away. Can't escape? Hit ultimate and escape.
Get Rod of Ages. Repeat the last step until turret drops. Repeat same process on next turret. Did they send the whole team? turn on ultimate and escape while pausing to /l in their face.
Get Rylais. Do what you did to the turret but to the Carry. Are they attacking you? Ult them and ignore them. Are they ignoring YOU? Ult them and ignore them.
win games.
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Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch