These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.
The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Red vs. Blue
Winner (14 votes):
- firefdrRunner up (7 votes): Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!
Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~
Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend
Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!
GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH! - GenesisSaga
Literally doubled by a bad match pic. Never change, B8! Never change...
Without further ado,
Why DID Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth lose to Link vs. Ganondorf?
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