Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth

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These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Red vs. Blue

Winner (14 votes): - firefdr

Runner up (7 votes): Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH! - GenesisSaga

Literally doubled by a bad match pic. Never change, B8! Never change...

Without further ado,

Why DID Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth lose to Link vs. Ganondorf?

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It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it.

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Link / Ganondorf got more votes.

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Cloud and Sephiroth attacked Ganon while his tail was up.

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"Yeah. You damn well better listen to me. I am the authority on raging about stupid things." ~SmartMuffin

Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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"Go get me Jared...from Subway!" -- CM Punk
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Link would win if Bella Swan was his partner.

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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What is a SOLDIER if not an instrument of the LAW?

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GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda.

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Its against the LAW to beat Link.

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

Goddamit that's brilliant. Change to this.

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Gamefaqs? More like LINKfaqs!

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From: greatone10 | #006
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

I was going to do this one, too. Was planning it for awhile and everything. Guess it was pretty obvious.

Anyway, yeah, vote for that.

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Link

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GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda.

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005

Well... to waste my time making one that's game related...


Sora came around and decided to fight Sephiroth, leaving Cloud to become the only contestant against Link and Ganondorf... and we all know Link beats Cloud

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This Link are sick!

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Goodnight everyone!

5 votes

Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won. - greatone10

4 votes

N/A

3 votes

N/A

2 votes

GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda. - GuessMyUserName

1 vote

It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it. - WHATZITUYA


Cloud and Sephiroth attacked Ganon while his tail was up. - swirIdude


Link would win if Bella Swan was his partner. - MarvelousGerbil


What is a SOLDIER if not an instrument of the LAW? - LordoftheMorons


Its against the LAW to beat Link. - Sakurafanboy


Gamefaqs? More like LINKfaqs! - maplejet


Sora came around and decided to fight Sephiroth, leaving Cloud to become the only contestant against Link and Ganondorf... and we all know Link beats Cloud - WickIebee


This Link are sick! - Surskit

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First/last bump before I go to bed!

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I've come to the realization that I need a sig.

GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda

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It's an illuuuuusion!
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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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When you've got a pretty-boy monkey on your back constantly calling you a puppet, you hardly want to seem like you're happy to be used. - DSakaCharanJ

It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it.

Zelda drones...Lots of them.

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From: greatone10 | #006
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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WHATZITUYA posted...
It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it.

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From: greatone10 | #006
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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Sephiroth was too busy pursuing Aeris with his "sword", leaving Cloud to fight alone.

<Link to that one pic of all the characters' weapons> In Link and Ganon's case, quantity over quality.

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10 votes

Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won. - greatone10

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4 votes

GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda. - GuessMyUserName

3 votes

It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it. -WHATZITUYA

2 votes

N/A

1 vote

Cloud and Sephiroth attacked Ganon while his tail was up. - swirIdude


Link would win if Bella Swan was his partner. - MarvelousGerbil


What is a SOLDIER if not an instrument of the LAW? - LordoftheMorons


Its against the LAW to beat Link. - Sakurafanboy


Gamefaqs? More like LINKfaqs! - maplejet


Sora came around and decided to fight Sephiroth, leaving Cloud to become the only contestant against Link and Ganondorf... and we all know Link beats Cloud - WickIebee


This Link are sick! - Surskit


Zelda drones...Lots of them. - Safer Sephiroth 777


Sephiroth was too busy pursuing Aeris with his "sword", leaving Cloud to fight alone. - 3DSRage


<Link to that one pic of all the characters' weapons> In Link and Ganon's case, quantity over quality. - ZX_Lucian

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WHATZITUYA posted...
It's not all about the girth or length of your sword...it's how you work it.

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Q: How do I have sex in this game people - csnthefirst
A: Why don't you try having sex in real life? - Dr_Mojo

Crazy fairy boy with a sword and shield + Ugly Pig with Triforce of Power > Turn-based pretty boy with his sexy, sadistic traumatized lover

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greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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Beemo.

Going after Ganon is just going after Demise.

OMNISLASH!

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Pirateking2000 posted...
greatone10 posted...
Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.

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HYA!!!

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Next to last bump

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Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won.


I'll vote for it... but can someone explain it to me?

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