what the hell dude chill out
I'm perfectly calm! I just have very specific ideas on what constitutes reasonable and I don't see why anyone should be disturbed that I think some people somewhere out there in the world are being unreasonable.
I'm not even charging that they're unreasonable in general, or that they're unsuccessful at life. I'm just saying that they're unreasonable in a specific area of their life.
Which "laws" of reasoning are those and why should I believe in them?
From probability theory of course! And you haven't specified what standards a belief has to meet before you "believe in them"
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You're messing with me! You're messing with me, aren't you!?
You're making fun of me, aren't you!? Aren't you!? You definitely are! I'll murder you!