I'll join the everyone-rankings. Nothing better to do.
Vriska>Terezi>Eridan>Karkat>Aradia>Gamzee>Equius>Kanaya>Nepeta>>>Tavros>Sollux>Feferi
Explanations for non-obvious ones: Sollux is like a Mary Sue minus the plot relevance, Tavros is my patron troll which makes me hate him even more, Nepeta's pointless, Kanaya seems like Andrew's not sure what to do with her, and Equius was one of my favorites before his death.
Condesce>Mindfang>Handmaid>Summoner>Highblood>Sufferer>Orphaner>Redglare>Filler ancestors that I'm not going to bother ranking
Really, what did the other four ancestors actually do? And Redglare's ranked that low because all she ever did was prove Mindfang's superiority. And it's fitting for the worst troll to have the best ancestor. Feferi's quite unique in being the only troll less important than both her ancestor and her lusus.
Aurthour>Spidermom>Gl'bl'goyb>Crabdad>Tinkerbull>okay I'm done here
John>Rose=Dave>=Jade
Really hard for me to decide between them. Any given day I might change my opinion, so this is what I'd go with.
Davesprite>Nannasprite>Jaspersprite>>>>>>Jadesprite
Don't think this one can be argued.
Dad>Bro>Grandpa>Mom>Bec
Mom suffered, again, from not doing much (which her Alpha counterpart is beginning to undo) and Bec, despite GOOD DOG BEST FRIEND, kinda ruined everything.
R???>Jake>Auto-D>D???>Jane
It seems that Auto-D might become one of my favorite characters if he keeps up with his act. I knew Jake would be top tier back when we just knew him as Jade's penpal, and R??? is like the best parts of Dave and Rose combined.
WV>=PM>AR>>>WQ>>>WK
Poor WQ and WK, didn't get to have personalities.
SS>DD>CD>>>HB
Indisputable.
Scratch>Snowman>Stitch>Clover>Cans>who cares about the felt
Not ranking English because he hasn't done anything yet. Stitch and Clover were the closest the filler Felt got to having personalities, and Cans was just the most badass.
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xfd dude, it's just a popularity contest on the internets.
-Vlado