Guybrush Threepwood. He would have been a hell of a lot stronger back then, at least.
Right in the middle of the series, before the genre fell out of favour, in the fairly early days of the internet when it was reserved for PC geeks who would DEFINITELY have played at least one Adventure, while console fans were still buying strategy guides rather than looking up answers online.
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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."