Kinda short introduction this episode. Clearly something BIG is in store. Or maybe there was a rushed deadline or something. Oh well...More Granny Smith is ok by me.
*a thrilling introduction in which we see ponies having a good time and balloons and a city and clouds and apples and all kinds of things that are not stuck on rails!*
zap apple jam...um....ok. (good granny smith moment though....shame it was spoiled for me)
Pickle Pear. Glad I am not the only one to screw up Applebroom's name.
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What
No...seriously. What. Please explain to me how pony nature works that allows for electricity to strike trees and make trees bloom special leaves and ostensibly literally electric fruit. Bonus points if you can explain Granny Smith bouncing around in a bunny suit.
Oh pony I forgot the name of but remember placing exceptionally low on my grand ranking of every side pony character....have I mentioned you are placed exceptionally low on my grand ranking of every side pony character?
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Granny Smith's face....IS COVERED IN BEES (suddenly my topic has about 20% more class <3)
Half Pint. The alternate Applesomething name pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
"What are you, a dictionary?" Nice one scoots
I...just realized that Granny Smith is essentially an older Pinkie Pie. >_<
Heh...using Granny Smoth as a puppet. Clever....or rather, something that could only work in a cartoon...and by work, I mean be possible in any fashion. It never actually works.
OH COME THE F*** ON THE APPLES ARE RAINBOW STRIPED AND REFLECT LASER RAINBOWS?
THERE ARE NO WORDS OR EMOTICONS OR ANYTHING THAT CAN PROPERLY DISPLAY MY FRUSTRATION.
Ooooh...Ponyville origin story tiem? Interesting...
Sound...timber wolves' only weakness!
...ok. seeds from the magic forest. I can kinda accept that. Huh.
So basically...Granny Smith is the reason Ponyville exists. Huh.
...and then they go on and state that a short bit later. Huh.
So what lesson have we learned here? It certainly wasn't a friendship one. No, we learned that magic really is the answer to everything. Ponyville exists because of magic apples. Equestria exists because of magic friendship. The 6 main ponies were destined to be friends because of magic sailor moon bs.
Still, props for being well presented. 8.5/10
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