AKA: fetus Finally Got Caught Up On The Series and Now Can Accurately Rank the Characters
AKA: Holy Crap That Guy in the Epilogue Did That Stuff to Those Guys
I don't mean to brag, but I'm wicked smart. I got a 1360 on my SATs (which was pretty good back in the day), I took 7 AP courses in high school, I banged the prom queen (even though she was dating somebody else), and I came up with a functioning consumer-scale perpetual-motion energy-generating machine (which got shut down by the government).
All in all I'd say that I'm overly qualified to review, rate, and rank the characters from the A Song of Ice and Fire series.
SPOILERS: Seriously I have no compunction spoiling everything if you haven't read the books.
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