ERROR: Lefty is number 9, I got mixed up when I took off NGamer to protect my account. Though that was probably done in vain since noted MMA whore vincentluaw has found the topic. anyways I will try to continue for as long as possible but lets be real here my account and many of your alls posts in this topic are in serious jeopardy now
8. SubDeity
I'm gonna be honest with you all. I don't really know this guy at all and wouldn't even know that he existed had it not been for a certain great moment earlier in the year. And he definitely would not had made the list if I didn't need someone after messing it up post-ngamer and Walrus hadn't just brought him up or if I had actually done some planning w/ this list and wasn't totally winging it.
Anyway, the uniqueness of Subdeity. How does he stand out from the rest of Board 8? Well, we gotta go back in time a bit. I'm not exactly sure if it was the Troy Davis fiasco or the GPS/4th amendment debate, but it was during one of those events (possibly both) that this "special" user revealed in a very public manner that he literally had zero grasp or understanding of the Constitution and the American legal system.
Now, yall are probably sayin to yourself, "hey wait, lots of people are ignorant about stuff, what makes him so unique?"...well, let me explain. It was during this period that I realized that he was honest to god the most misinformed person in the history of the world, with respect to any subject or matter.
Board 8 has never really been known for its collective intellect or perspective on world events, and it has definitely had some users who have severely shaken my faith in the human brain over the years. But for one night, the rest of this board looked like Stephen Hawking. I honestly cried when I realized what he had done for the board as a whole. With just one debate, he had undone years of awful opinions and worldviews that this board had produced. He bore your alls sins like Jesus on the cross, and for that this board should be eternally grateful.
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