Insurrextion 2001
Everyone's matches have been changed and Vince is not happy with Regal.
Vince's wife is responsible for all the changes on today's show. Regal's recapping a lot of these changes and its driving Vince insane.
Oh hey. Linda just showed up and she's in control again. Wonder how good this Linda restructured card will turn. The main event on the other hand hasn't been altered at all.
Foot and Mouth disease is being talked about. Remember when we had to kill off just about everything in sight when that epidemic happened?
JR couldn't make the trip to london but Heyman's around so all's good. We're about 7 minutes in and there's our first entrance!
Grandmaster Sexay Vs. Eddie Guerrero
Cole sounds so different, he's like really calm. Elbow by Eddie and a snapmare. What the hel is Sexay doing flopping around so much. Eddie's got the shades and he's making fun.
Boot by Sexay Eddie is dumped out of the ring and here's a baseball slide. Grandmaster starts to dance and Eddie attacks him. Taunting from latino heat. Sexay gets caught but an enziguri knocks dwon Eddie.
Backdrop and a clothesline. Grandmaster's got the momentum and Eddie takes a corner. Kick to the face and a powerbomb. Here come the goggles and Grandmaster goes for the hip hop drop and Guerrero gets out of the way.
Eddie sucks chants can be heard loud and clear. Sexay crashes into a corner and there's a pin Guerrero uses the ropes as leverage and he pulls out the win.
Stephanie is with Triple H and they're chatting loudly. Triple H comes with motorhead shirt.
There's that radicalz theme this means more Perry and Terri. Looks like Terri's refusing to wrestle.
The Radicalz Vs. Hardcore and Crash Holly
Molly's caught Terri, there's a slapfest. snap suplex and Molly's manhandling Terri. Slugfest between Hardcore and Perry. First blood goes to Hardcore. Suplex from Hardcore and Perry kicks out.
Clothesline and down goes Hardcore. Double team from the Hollys and Perry suplex Crash. Dean Malenko is tagged in. Droptoe Hold, foot to the face. Powerslam and Hardcore's in. Hardcore is cheapshotted by a nasty clothesline.
Dean Malenko's stomping and Perry continues the stomping on Hardcore. Brainbuster and Hardcore kicks out. Perry goes for an elbow, Hardcore got out of the way and he's dazed. Molly's in the corner waiting for a tag.
Crash comes in and he's cleaning house, Perry stops him in his track and Saturn got Holly in the corner. Weird Rana by Crash and Terri runs in to remove Crash. Molly and Terri have to be held back by their teams, meanwhile Perry uses a suplex and Crash is pinned.
Regal's being interviewed and he's got a fair few fans. We never got a Money match of Regal against Bulldog. Test is dead so we've got a match change.
Out comes the Big Show, woner who he'll be facing tonight then. Show calls Test a coward but out comes Test favouring his ribs.
Big Show Vs. Test
I guess we're getting the match afterall. Test is fighting and stomping and there's a lot of tape surrounding his ribs. Show dishes out of the sideslam.
Stomps on the ribs and an elbow drop on the ribs. Big Show using a neckbreaker and he's stepping all over the ribs, the refs are out to stop the match. Heyman calls out Test for being more stupid than brave. Big Show's walking away nobody can take him on.
OH WAIT A MINUTE SOMEONE'S WILLING TO FIGHT HIM! Bradshaw's out to beat the crap out of the Big show.
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