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voltch
03/06/12 2:57:00 PM
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Well I've reached the end, Nee is several PPVs behind but is about to clear the Royal Rumble.

I'm entering the post attitude world, so given how much love the Attitude Era has gotten, everything after will suck.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:00:00 PM
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Backlash 2001

The whole theme for the video package is all about power equating to gold. Are the Brothers of Destruction powerful enough?

Chicago's hosting Backlash tonight so expect a hot crowd.


Dudley Boyz Vs. X-Factor


The Dudleyz kinda look badass while The X-Factors look dreadful. Suplex on Albert and Spike jumps from above. Spike is thrown on X-Pac and Justin Credible.

Crucifix by Spike and Justin Credible is isolating him, Albert misses a legdrop. Aalbert counters Spike and Justin drives his head in a corner. X-PAC SUCKS! X-PAC SUCKS!

Devon gets driven into the post, Whiplash for Devon and Albert's been dominant. Educated feet from X-Pac and there's a legdrop. Bubba with the save. Spinning heel kick by X-Pac and he's going for a chokehold.

Shoulder into Devon. Justin's jabbing away, Devon sluggs back and a sidewalk slam counters the situation. Albert showcasing his strength again and Spike has to make a save.

Devon makes the tag to bubba and he's cleaning house with X-Pac and Justin Credible, there's the Bubba bomb and a sidewalk slam. Albert runs in, misses bubba and squashes X-Pac. Justin goes upside down.

Diving Headbutt by DEVON! GET THE TABLES! Boot from Albert stops him in his tracks. Bubba misses X-Pac and he takes two superkicks and X-Factor wins this.

They win the match but X-Pac still takes the 3D through the tables.


Regal's doing stuff backstage. Kurt is polishing his medals.


WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:

Rhyno (c) Vs. Raven


Raven's got some nice love from the crowd and out comes the weaponry. Heyman's an expert on these ECW guys. Rhyno charges in right into a droptoe hold. Very early cover that was. Raven runs in with a trashcan and Rhyno goes in with a shoulder block.

Rhyno runs right through a trashcan. What a manbeast. Rhyno setting up the steps and Raven takes a hardshot into them. Raven takes a seat and RHYNO RUNS UP THE STEP FOR A DIVE! RAVEN JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! Now Raven uses Rhyno's idea against him.

I think the kitchen sink has been tossed into the ring. Droptoe hold and Raven hits the ringpost. Raven regroups and Rhyno strikes him with a lid. Rhyno's got the keep off sign and slams it into Raven's face and another shot. Raven kicks out of the quick pin.

The shopping trolley's been tossed into the ring and Rhyno's ramming the head of Raven right into the steel. Whip and a droptoe hold and Rhyno's head smahes into the Cart. Raven uses another sign to knock out Rhyno. They're making some really nice sounds.

Bulldog and Raven's going for the pin, not good enough and an eyepoke from Rhyno. Shopping cart against Trashcan, Raven wins that one and again Rhyno kicks out. Raven runs the cart and Rhyno changes the momentum with a shot to the head. He's got the trashcan and Raven just got decked twice.

Rhyno runs right into the cart and the kitchen sink is coming down hard on Rhyno, kick out by Raven AND GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhyno retains and the crowd really liked that one.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:01:00 PM
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Shane is reading a little story. Stone Cold is with Debra and he's dragging her along.

More Duchess crap.


DUCHESS OF QUEENSBERRY RULES MATCH:

William Regal Vs. Chris Jericho


No one has a clue what the rules to this match are. The match has started and we still don't know what the hell's going on. Well there's some chain wrestling to kickstart things.

Chops by Jericho and he's going up top. Regal's going to the outside to regroup. Forearms outside and back into the ring they go. Jericho misses a missile dropkick. Regal with a pin and Jericho's kicking out.

I don't think the Duchess knows the rules. Stomps on by Regal and there's a european uppercut. Jericho's fighting back top rope hurricanrana and Regal's been sent crashing down. Jericho with a chop and there's a forearm.

Regal takes a bulldog and lands face first and there's the lionsault. Round 1 has expired.

Jericho gets catapulted and Regal uses a suplex. He's trying to use the regal stretch and Regalclose to the ropes and he gets there. Rollup and Jericho thinking about using the Walls and Regal taps out. Jericho's won.

Wait no he hasn't you can't win via submission in this kind of match. Regal just uses the scepter to knock out Regal. There is no disqualification in this kind of matchup.

Uppercut from Regal and Jericho's getting knocked down for now. Suplex by Regal and Jericho's at a severe disadvantage, well now he's not after this enziguri. Right hands by Regal and Jericho's fighting back.

Stomps from Jericho clothesline and he's going for the walls, no he's stomping on Regal down low. Jericho throws Regal into the Duchess. Jericho's beating up the security and he applies the walls on her. Regal can come in with a chair and he wins via three chairshots.


Vince is with Big Show and they're talking about how Shane's going to get wrecked and we even get some evil laughs out of it.

Video package for the Benoit against Angle match. Check out all these submissions. A total of two of them. Benoit works out a little bit prior to the match.


30 MINUTE ULTIMATE SUBMISSION MATCH:

Kurt Angle Vs. Chris Benoit


Benoit gets in Angle's face early. Heyman is playing up Benoit's NJPW experience. A minute in and things are still even. Angle with the single leg takedown.

Angle with an ankle lock and Benoit gets to the ropes. Benoit was actually trying to choke from below. The arm's being worked on and so's the leg. Benoit might get an ankle lock here.

Crippler Crossface and Angle rushes to the ropes. Takedown by Angle and they both get back up really quickly. Angle's trying to get a takedown. Benoit trying to reapply the crossface and they reach the ropes again.

Waistlock takedown and the two of them are trading waistlocks and Angle taps out outside the ring. Angle's got a chair and the referee wants the chair to be put down. Angle is favouring his shoulder, looks like he was playing possum.

Angle takes the knee and Benoit instantly taps out to save himself for the next twenty minutes. Rest period over and they're going back at it. Benoit chops away. Chop Block from Angle. Another Chopblock by Angle.

Crossface is being applied, no we're getting a Fujiwara armbar and Angle also taps out very quickly. Chops, stomps and a corner for Angle. Benoit's going after the arm again and he's going for the Armbar again. Angle was able to roll to the ropes.

Shoulder breaker by Benoit and he's being vicious here. Angle hold on to the ropes and Benoit knocks down the ref by accident. Angle uses the chair and he's got the ankle lock. Benoit taps out very quickly. Angle's going straight after Benoit again and uses the crossface.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:02:00 PM
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Benoit has been forced to tap and Angle's now 3-1 up in the match. He can play keep away here. Loads of time still left on the clock. Suplex by Angle and Benoit's on the ropes but still getting stomped on. Right hand by Kurt and Benoit backdrops him out of the ring and that went really high.

Shot to the ringpost and some chops on the outside. Irish whip and reversal has Benoit crashing into the steps. Ankle Lock and Benoit taps on the outside. Submissions on the outside still don't count. Armbreaker and he's trying to take the arm but Benoit's not letting it go. Ropes and there's a break.

Angle's using a lot of stomps and now the abdominal stretch is countered and Benoit now has a crosarmbreaker and Angle rolls to the ropes. There's still 13 minutes left on the clock. Takedown and Benoit is going for the sharpshooter and Angle's dragging himself to the ropes and he's now got a bad arm and some bad knees.

Rollup and the single leg boston crab has Angle tapping. The momentum's with Benoit right now. Angle's trying to ride out the 11 minutes by walking away from Benoit and he's being chased down. Whip into the stairs. Angle catches him and stomps on him too. Rake to the eyes and Benoit is thrown out of the ring.

Stomp by Angle he doesn't want him near the ring. Clock's still ticking away and Benoit finally makes it in and Angle's stomping away. Suplex and Benoit gets to the ropes before the Ankle Lock can be synched in. Angle runs into Benoit's leg, droptoe hold and Benoit again hits the ropes.

Suplex on the outside chops and eyerakes, Angle whips Benoit into the steps. Takedown and Angle reaches for the ropes. Angle holds himself and Benoit's dropkick missfires. Benoit's using elbows to get Angle off him. There's only five minutes left and Benoit's holding on here. Benoit fighting with everything he's got.

Jawbreaker and Benoit gets away from Angle, but there's a clothesline that brings him down. Suplex has Benoit floored and Angle is now confident with three minutes to go and Benoit's thrown again. Benoit reverses and there's a suplex of his own, a second one too and he's attempting a third, series of counters and Angle taps out to the Ankle lock.

Only a couple of minutes left. Chop block and Benoit's focusing on that knee, Angle sticks close to the ropes. Suplex and low blow from Angle. Ankle Lock and with thirty seconds left Benoit gets to the ropes. Suplex and he's got the ankle lock on and Benoit taps out after the bell. Ref demands that the match continues in a sudden death situation.

Angle's got the advantage already, Benoit with the crossface out of nowhere and ANGLE TAPS! The comebehind win and Benoit wins after over thirty minutes of action.


Kane and Undertaker are arguing, of course all conversations are useless since Triple H can see it all on TV.

Well here's the next step in the Vince against Shane saga, the package features a lot of Vince talking and Show has wrecked Shane. Test got murdered by Big Show.


LAST MAN STANDING MATCH:

Big Show Vs. Shane McMahon

New theme today for Shane, all about money. Shane messes up picking a chair up. He just went under the ring and he attacks Big show from behind with a kendo stick. That book is being used as a weapon. Shane jumps and gets caught. Escapes with the stick and he attacks some more until Show knocks him out. Show is moving around slowly and Shane's just whacking him with a chair.

Takes about six of them for Show to go down. Shane's using something while he's got Show in a sleeper hold. Shane's even got a mask on and the mysterious substance is keeping Show down. The referee has started to count.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:03:00 PM
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Vince runs in and hits Shane with the chair a couple of times. Big Show's back up and Shane's down. Show picks up Shane and gives him the sidewalk slam. Shane gets thrown around and Heyman's calling this a public beating. Everytime Shane gets up Show ust drives him to the canvas.

Show: "Kneel before me"

Again Show picks up Shane and uses the backbreaker. Test runs in to give Show a big boot and Show's back up. Out goes Test over the top. Test and Show brawl down the ramp and Test is using a keep off sign, show drives Test's back into the steel structure. Clubbing blows and Shane's got another sign and he uses it on Show's back. Big show takes one hell of a pipe and he's been missing Shane.

Shane's climbing up and Show's following him. I think Shane's got a boner for these kinds of high jumps. Test meanwhile catches Show and they keep brawling. Low blow and a right hand, Shane says his prayers and drops a legdrop from all the way up.

Test is keeping Shane up using his power! Shane wins via legdrop of doom.


Vince ain't happy and he's got only one son and his name's Triple H. Steve Blackman's in new york with Grandmaster, does this count for a PPV Paycheck? Sexay wants blackman to give him sum luv.


WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:

Matt Hardy (c) Vs. Christian Vs. Eddie Guerrero


Hardy is being double teamed by the challengers and he's thrown to the outside Christian turns on Eddie. Hard rights and a powerslam, Christian's the dominant one so far.

Eddie dazes Christian with a beautiful hurricanrana. Matt's back in the ring and he throws Eddie down. Eddie Carries Matt, rollup on Eddie. Christian misses a dive. Twist of fate, but Christian knocks him down before he can do anything.

Droptoe hold and Eddie was going for a submission, but Matt tries a sunset flip. Eddie's out of the ring and Christian takes a boot. Cover and a nearfall, Christian gets slapped around and Eddie takes Matt's leg. DDT on the outside and Eddie attack Matt from behind.

Brainbuster and another one, cover and a kickout by Matt Hardy. Girls are screaming their faces off and so do a couple of guys in the third row. Attempted hurricanrana fails. Christian goes in and he fails and Matt's playing the two against each other.

Slam and up top he goes and there's the legdrop and Eddie kicks out. Christian trades rights, Matt's head bounces off the apron and Edge runs in with a spear, what the hell is he wearing. Eddie is pushed out of the ring and Eddie covers matt and there's a kickout. Jeff runs in to fight against Edge.

Unprettier by Christian, Swanton from Jeff knocks him out and Matt goes for the cover. From this match I can ony conclude that Perry Saturn is a very bad friend.


There's an ad for WWF New York. Video package showing the day Austin turned evil

Austin is not just evil, but he's allied with Triple H and The Rock stood no chance against that. They've got all the belts and they like using chairs. Undertaker and Kane are the badasses we're all going to be supporting tonight.

All the titles will be up for grabs. Undertaker only sees dead men walking and they've really got to change their music for video packages.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:03:00 PM
#6:




MAIN EVENT:

WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Triple H (c) and Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) Vs. The Brothers of Destruction (c)


We're in for a lot of longass entrances. Heyman makes fun of JR and Austin's going bionic red for tonight. Feels like forever since the last match started. Undertaker's even slower coming to the ring when he has a bike. Takes a while for him to maneuver.

Kane and The Undertaker are in the ring and Triple H and Stone Cold are on the outside. Undertaker nails Triple H. Austin and Triple H are going all Yaoi on us. Heyman's getting all hyped but we're heading for a countout right now. Triple H gets in the ring and a big right hands sends him back out. Kane and The Undertaker have snapped and they chase down Austin and Triple H.

Austin's reeling from the punches Undertaker's delivering. Kane's got some uppercuts on Triple H. Austin's getting knocked around. Triple H is fighting back, but not for long and Kane's going to send Austin for a ride. Triple H going for the bad arm, but Kane fights back.

Stephanie's at ringside, Debra was sane enough to stay back, oh and now we're back into a normal tag setting. Kane clotheslines Triple H. Undertaker's in and Austin fears him. Undertaker stomps on him and now Austin turns things around with a rake to the eye, reversal by The Undertaker and Austin's getting whipped across all the posts.

Handshake being offered by Austin and Undertaker knocks him out. Short clothesline by Kane. Austin runs out and Triple H is now in. But Undertakerr was waiting for him and hammers him. Undertaker's going old school and down goes Triple H. Slam on Austin and he's going to take an Old school and clothesline on Triple H to dump him out of the ring.

Kane's caught austin and Undertaker's teasing last ride, Triple H runs in for the save. Double stomps from the Two man power trip. Undertaker's face is bouncing off a lot of things. Austin holds The undertaker, Triple H is hammering away and Undertaker is being overwhelmed.

Undertaker catches a second wind and fights back, facebuster by Triple H and Undertaker gives him a DDT. Undertaker doesn't want to tag Kane in because of his bad elbow. Thesz press and he's using his classic moves. Undertaker catches him by the throat and he catches Triple H, the go downstairs on him, but he gives them a double clothesline. Kane tags himself in and Austin's gettin hammered.

Big boot on both singles champions. Sidewalk slam and Kane's going all the way up top and there's the clothesline. Triple H went up top, Kane caught him and Hebner's doing nothing to keep one of these guys out. Austin looking for a stunner, reverse elbow, Triple H runs in an gets knocked down. Armbar takedown and Kane's in trouble. Austin's going straight for the bad elbow. Kane's brought down again.

Austin with the chair on Kane's elbow and he bails before Undertaker can catch him. Game's going for the elbow again. Kane's in trouble and Triple H tags in Austin who stomps on the elbow. Right hands to the face. Kane rolls over and starts hammering away, The Game runs in and stomps on Kane.

Slam, no Austin pushes Kane into the corner. Triple H goes for the elbow again. Kane's in deep trouble right now, Triple H is going in really hard on the elbow. A hot tag is needed and Triple H has been thrown to the outside. Triple H pulls Undertaker down, Austin stomps on Kane. Suplex by Austin and Kane's in a bad spot again. Triple H is going up top and he lands on Kane's boot.

Triple H really shouldn't be going up top. Austin's tagged in and he's got the sleeper on, Kane suplexes him and Kane's got a chance for a tag. Triple H holds Kane's leg and drives his head into a corner.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:04:00 PM
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PEDIGREE! He got it and he's tagging in Austin. Undertaker with the shot to the head Undertaker chokeslams Austin. HEBNER JUST SHOVED STEPHANIE OFF THE APRON YES! Triple H is going to take it out on Kane, but there's the enziguri and Hebner got knocked down. Undertaker's in and he's cleaning house beating the hell out of the two of them and he's giving Triple h the last ride, Hebner's refusing to count because he didn't see the tag.

Undertaker's furious and Austin attacks with a low blow from behind and Austin gives a stunner to kane. Stephanie gives a belt to Triple H. Undertaker and Austin are crowd surfing. Kane's big boot knocks Triple H down. BIG BOOT TO STEPHANIE! Vince runs in with a sledgehammer, Kane grabs him and Triple H slegehammers him, he goes for another shot which we don't see as we just had to get McMahon on screen.

Triple H pins Kane and they win the tag titles.


Show Rating: ***

Star of the show: Chris Benoit


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JaKyL25
03/06/12 3:18:00 PM
#8:


Shockingly there are NO title changes between Backlash and Insurrextion.

WWF Champion: Steve Austin
Tag Team: Steve Austin/Triple H
Intercontinental: Triple H
European: Matt Hardy
Hardcore: Rhyno
Light Heavyweight: Jerry Lynn
Women's: Chyna

No movement on the Invasion front either.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:19:00 PM
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They are clearly binding their time.

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voltch
03/06/12 3:51:00 PM
#10:


KoolAid 11:46 pm
(23:46:29): except for Test
(23:46:32): because Test always sucked

I hate you koolaid.

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The Raven 2
03/06/12 7:45:00 PM
#11:


WWF vs. WC- oh wait.

WWF vs. EC- wait a minute.

On a different note, here's a small list of wrestling video games I've played from best to worst...

WWF No Mercy - Still the king after all these years
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns - Probably the most in-depth wrestling game you'll ever play, despite how simple it looks
SmackDown: Here Comes the Pain - Easily the best in the SD series by a landslide
WWF WrestleMania 2000 - Helped pave the way for No Mercy with cage matches, a solid career mode, and the ability to create belts, ppvs, and wrestlers
WCW vs. nWo: Revenge - Nothing greater than a 40-man battle royal to get the gears moving
SmackDown: Shut Your Mouth - Definitely has one of the best career modes I've played
SD vs. Raw 2006 - Much improved from the original, the only frustrating mode is basically GM/Franchise
WWF Attitude - Much improved from Warzone, but that isn't saying much
WCW vs. nWo: World Tour - Didn't have all the bells and whistles that future games had, but it got the job done back in 1997
SmackDown vs. Raw (2005) - Good create-a-wrestler mode, but that's about it
WWF SmackDown - Slightly overrated, imo
WWF Warzone - Cage matches and JR's commentary were the only things I enjoyed about this game
WCW Mayhem - Decent effort by EA, but there's so much better out there
WWF SmackDown 2 - Sequels are supposed to be better THQ -_-
SmackDown: Just Bring It - Good potential ruined by massive memory card requirements, mediocre career mode, and awful commentary
WWF Royal Rumble (Dreamcast) - Best Royal Rumble mode period, but way too easy to win any match
WCW Thunder - Think WCW Nitro, only with more characters
WCW Backstage Assault - It's only fitting that this is the final WCW video game ever
WCW Nitro - Sucked on N64, sucked on PC, and sucked on PS1. Worst wrestling game I've ever played.

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voltch
03/06/12 7:47:00 PM
#12:


Oh no, what will we do if Raven leaves us.

Hmmm, TNA's still a while away and I don't even know if you watch it or not.

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Rad Link 5
03/06/12 7:48:00 PM
#13:


Wooo, Ruthless Aggression era.

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voltch
03/06/12 7:49:00 PM
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Pfff, Benoit's going to be bringing Toothless Aggression to the table.

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The Raven 2
03/06/12 7:54:00 PM
#15:


Nah, I don't watch TNA. I can give my two cents on a few shows, of course.

Raven's stars of 2001 ppvs (posted so far)
Royal Rumble: Kane
No Way Out: Steve Austin
WrestleMania X-Seven: (tie) Steve Austin and Edge/Christian
Backlash: Chris Benoit

I have my set list of ppv stars for the rest of the year (minus the UK ppvs, never watched em), so we'll see where everyone stands when it's all said and done. Also, enjoy Survivor Series 2001; I watched that one LIVE :D

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voltch
03/06/12 8:40:00 PM
#16:


Hmm, you know had Jeff not botched the ladder run I think that kind of spot woulda put the Hardyz above E&C for X-7. Bionic Redneck still comes out on top, but that TLC match really helped things out. Though jakyl just had to break my heart by pointing out how irrelevant the Radicalz are going to be in a short moment thanks to injuries, bad gimmicks and retirements.

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JaKyL25
03/06/12 9:21:00 PM
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Don't forget drug addiction!

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03/06/12 9:22:00 PM
#18:


Somehow I feel like you could make an Emmy Award winning show about the Radicalz...or a bad sitcom.

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JaKyL25
03/06/12 9:24:00 PM
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Slammy Award winning, at the very least

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03/06/12 9:29:00 PM
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Davey Richards once he retires from wrestling can go into acting and play the role of Benoit. Chavo can play his uncle.

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03/07/12 7:19:00 AM
#21:


Oh crap, since I never read past the PPVs I had watched, I missed all of voltch's posts and everyone else's comments from Rumble through Backlash. Dammit.

Royal Rumble 2001

Dudleys are recovering from concussions and here to compete. That kind of thing would not fly today!

Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian

The champs don't even want to stick around and defend, they're leaving. They don't get far and fans want TABLES already.

Bubba's selling this concussion but he's still taking on Christian. D-Von in to give Edge a powerslam and Christian interferes. D-Von's getting dropped to the mat a lot, suplex, side russian leg sweep, neckbreaker.

"WE WANT TABLES!" D-Von counters a piledriver and hits Edge and Christian into each other. Ref misses the hot tag. Edge and Christian have chairs, D-Von ducks them, now Bubba is in.

Christian goes way up in a backdrop, Edge goes way up for a hotshot. Edge slammed, wassup, D-Von with the headbutt and he's not feeling concussed after that. GET THE TABLES!

Edge tries to run in with the belt, Bubba a rollup but a two count. 3D interrupted with a spear and Bubba kicks out! Bubba with a rollup, Edge inadvertantly saved by Christian, here's a 3D and the Dudleys are champs!

HHH is worried about Trish being at ringside screwing up his title shot. Oh, here's Drew Carey. He remembers Kamala, what a wrestler he was. Stephanie wants to set him up with Trish.

Crash runs in to threaten APA, what a promo.

Two former WCW stars are now in a WWF rivalry. Should be good.

Ladder match: Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit

I guess Jericho's arm is hurt and this may be a focus by Benoit. There's some chops early on and lots of WOOOOs. Jericho into the post then a shoulder breaker. Jericho goes for a springboard dropkick, but it was setup by Benoit, he dodges.

Benoit's got the ladder outside now. Jericho tries a baseball slide but Benoit moves aside again. He's already climbing but Jericho pulls him off.

Jericho gets some offense as he runs the ladder into Benoit. "Y2J" chants from the crowd. But he gets run into the ladder know and he went hard into it. Benoit dives out and Jericho nails him with a chair! He wants ride the ladder onto Benoit but Benoit moves again.

"That chair is like the contact in the XFL!"

Both guys take turns running the other into the ladder. Benoit gets put through the ladder then falls down with it.

Lawler attributes the creation of a ladder match to Shawn Michaels, pretty sure he's wrong.

Benoit's taking some creative shots to the head from the ladder. Seesaw over the rope, now Jericho dropkicks the ladder. He tries going up but Benoit suplexes him right over the top rope.

Up goes Benoit, Jericho grabs him on top and he's got him in a stretcher over the top of the ladder! Benoit falls off, but he kicks the ladder down.

Crippler crossface! Jericho is tapping out all day. Benoit gets greedy and goes for a DDT but gets pushed into the ladder. The ladder goes to the corner, both guys are on it. Jericho wants a suplex but he's pushed off. OH god no, Benoit goes up, headbutt from up there! Jericho moves and Benoit smacks the ground.

Benoit gets trapped under the ladder, Jericho is climbing! Benoit lifts the ladder from his back and Jericho is out of the ring. Jericho gets a chair and a couple shots, Benoit is out of the ring now. Jericho's up, he's got the belt!

Y2J! Y2J!

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03/07/12 7:19:00 AM
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Drew Carey is hitting on Trish, but she's seeing someone. Hype up Drew's show. Vince has the most ridiculous idea ever.

Billy Gunn something who cares oh but Chyna is gonna fight Ivory.

Chyna got her neck broken from a suplex from Ivory, okay sure. She's recovering awfully fast. She's also finally gonna wrestle some other ladies.

Ivory vs. Chyna

Chyna throws Ivory around by the hair a few times. She's also not good at disguising her ring talk.

Ivory tries running into the crowd, is this a squash match? Press slam.

Steven Richards tries running in, Chyna takes on both at once. Handspring elbow and Chyna hurts her neck doing it. Ivory covers and pins.

lol what was this. They're trying to sell this like Austin's injury or worse.

Holy eye shadow Trish think you got enough on

Drew Carey calls Kane goofy, what a duo.

What is this, D-Lo and Chaz are with Tiger Ali Singh and all dressed in Indian clothing. They've been replaced by Carey, man, these guys are so low-midcard now. Poor D-Lo.

Trish is Angle's business advisor and she's involved with Vince. Oh no catfights sure to come with Stephanie and Trish. Oh yeah and I guess the WWF title might be on the line in this match.

HHH vs. Kurt Angle

Crowd's letting Angle know he sucks. Lots of locking up, Angle working that arm hold.

Angle's working those suplexes, what a talented wrestler. JR reveals HHH was his wrestler of the year in 2000.

HHH is working on Angle's leg. But a whip to the corner sends HHH out of the ring where he takes a few shots.

Stephanie's got the ref distracted and HHH hits Angle's leg with a chair. Now more attacks to the leg. He must be setting Angle up for the sharpshooter or figure four.

Facebuster and a cover, Angle kicks out. HHH is slowing the pace of this way down.

Oh hey, here's the figure four! HHH is grabbing the ropes for leverage and Trish tries to get the ref to stop this. What a dirty heel she is! Stephanie runs out to beat up Trish. Vince comes out to break it up. He finally carries off Trish.

Remember that match in the ring? Me neither. Finally Vince goes backstage with the girls, oh, HHH was distracted by all this. Angle tries an inside cradle! Two count.

Angle finally fighting back, DDT. Inverted atmoic drop and german suplex. Side russian leg sweep and he's going to the corner, HHH gets up for shot to the groin.

HHH trying the pedigree, but Angle breaks out and both guys are down. Angle climbs up, he hits a moonsault! Two count.

Elbow drop from HHH, Angle moves and Hebner is down. HHH up to the top, Angle jumps for an armdrag. No cover because the ref is down though.

Angle's trying to talk to the ref, HHH pushes Angle into the stairs and Hebner is out again, ha.

HHH tries to use the belt as a weapon, but Angle hits a suplex. HHH with a pedigree! No ref to count!

Stone Cold runs out here! He's beating up HHH! He hits HHH with the belt! He's bleeding and Austin pushes the ref back in the ring. Stunner on HHH and he leaves. Angle crawls over for the win.

Rikishi's gonna be number 30 in the Rumble, nothing scarier than a big guy late.

Rock wonders if Kane and Undertaker are working together. Do they share sandwiches and tickle each other? Rock has to worry about Bull Buchanan, Perry Saturn, and... Austin.

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03/07/12 7:20:00 AM
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Rules for this year is 2 minutes between entrance, and thrown with both feet on floor. Are self-eliminations valid?

Royal Rumble

1 is Jeff Hardy, and 2 is Bull Buchanan. Jeff with a couple close calls as he tries moves in the corner, but of course he stays in for now.

Hey, number 3 in is Matt Hardy. Some double teaming and Bull is number 1 gone. Now the Hardys are going against each other.

Number 4 in is Faarooq, he knocks down both Hardys. Whoops Jeff botches a leap. Almost a dominator on Matt but Jeff saves him. Twist of fate and a swanton bomb. Faarooq is number 2 out. Shirts come off.

Number 5 in is Drew Carey. He slowly gets in the ring while both Hardys are fighting on the apron. They both eliminate each other as Matt is 3rd out and Jeff is 4th.

Number 6 out is Kane, this surely was not 2 minutes. Drew wants to give Kane money. Chokeslam coming, Raven saves Drew as Raven is 7th in. And Drew Carey eliminates himself to be 5th out.

Al Snow runs out to fight Raven, he's not in the Rumble yet! Raven's got a bunch of foreign objects in the ring to fight Kane. And here's the next person, oh, it's Al Snow and now he's the 8th person in.

Bowling ball rolled between Raven's legs, there is garbage all over the ring thanks to Raven and Snow. Kane gets hit with a garbage can 6 times, then drop toe hold onto another.

Number 9 in is Perry Saturn, things are getting hardcore in the ring now. He's going after Kane's legs, Kane is fighting off all three now. Now they've got Kane down.

10 in is Steve Blackman, oh man. He's got sticks, Raven is down, Snow is down, Saturn is down. Kane's still wrecking everyone, but nobody eliminating.

11 in is Grandmaster Sexay, he's got new music, boo. Kane's got a trash can and hitting everyone, he knocks Grandmaster out, that's number 6 out. And Blackman skins the cat but is number 7 out. Snow is 8th out, Raven is 9th out.

Kane throws out Saturn as number 10 out and he's all alone. 12th guy coming in now is Honky Tonk Man. Greatest intercontinental champ of all time. He wants to sing, Kane grabs the guitar and knocks out Honky. And Honky is the 11th man gone.

13 in is The Rock! "ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!" And 14 in is Goodfather. Rock gives him smackdown and Goodfather is already gone, the 12th out.

Rock's down from a sidewalk slam, here comes Tazz at number 15. He runs right into Kane and Tazz is 13th gone. Rock and Kane still trying to toss each other out.

Number 16 in is Bradshaw! He's double teaming Kane with Rock, now he gives Rock a stiff clothesline. Spinebuster on Bradshaw, but Kane takes down Rock too.

17th in is Albert. Bradshaw and Rock both hanging on for their lives, both hang on. Big boot from Bradshaw.

Number 18 in is Hardcore Holly. Albert gives Bradshaw a power bomb. He now gives Kane a big boot and a scissor kick, not many can kick the big red man in the face.

19 in is K Kwik, ring is filling up. Holly and Kwik both get bodyslammed in the middle of the ring.

20th in is Val Venis. And these were the least action filled 2 minutes.

21 is William Regal. Val keeps getting spinebustered.

22 in is Test, he runs in to help Albert, and Regal is 14th out. Oh wait, Test and Albert are former partners? They're going after each other now. Wonder who turned on who or what.

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03/07/12 7:21:00 AM
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23rd in is Big Show, where's this guy been the past few months?! He knocks out Test, Test is 15th gone. Then he throws out K Kwik as 16th. Chokeslams for all! Even Kane! Rock's the only one who escapes a chokeslam. Big Show knocked out by Rock! Big Show is 17th gone.

24th in is Crash. Meanwhile, Big Show pulls out Rock and clears a table. He's gonna chokeslam him, Rock goes through a table. "My god, Rock's been broken in half!"

Everyone in the ring is beating on Kane. 25th in is Undertaker. He clears everyone off Kane. These two are working together. Taker throws Bradshaw out as 18th gone, Kane eliminates Crash as 19th and Albert as 20th. Taker tosses Hardcore Holly to be 21st gone. And Taker throws Val out 22nd.

Taker and Kane staredown as Rock is still laying on the table. TURN IT UP! And here comes Scotty 2 hotty as 26th, oh my god the look on his face. This guy has the best facial expressions. Big boot, powerslam, double team chokeslam. They both toss Scotty out, he's 23rd out.

27th in is Steve Austin, he won't fall to this team so easily. HHH runs out from backstage and attacks Stone Cold before he's in the ring! Rock's back in the ring to fight Kane and Taker. Austin's busted open!

Number 28 in is Billy Gunn. He's trying to fight the brothers too. Refs finally pull HHH off Austin. Rock wants a rock bottom, Undertaker DDTs him. Billy's already exhausted in the corner.

29th in is Haku, where'd he come from? Is this another islander for Rikishi to work with?

And here comes Rikishi as 30th. Austin's back up to fight Rikishi and in the ring. Haku is 24th out thanks to Austin.

Taker chokeslams Rikishi in the middle of the ring. Rock is almost gone, he hangs on. Rikishi with a superkick, he knocks out Undertaker as 25th gone!

Rikishi wants a banzai, but Rock is up first, he knocks out Rikishi! 26th gone! And I hear motorcycle rev as Taker drives away.

Billy Gunn gives a fameasser to Stone Cold and flips him off. Austin's back up and tosses out Billy as 27th. Austin's face is redder than Kane's.

Rock and Austin staredown, punches both ways. Austin's shoe is untied. Rock bottom blocked, stunner! Thesz press on Kane! Rock bottom on Austin! Kane thrown out, but through the ropes.

Kane's back in to push Austin and Rock, Rock is 28th gone. Austin hangs on, then he runs into a chokeslam. Austin gets up for a low blow, both are down.

Kane rolls out to get a chair. Austin fights off the chair, stunner on Kane. Kane's up, chair to Kane's face! Two more chairs, Austin eliminates Kane and wins the rumble!

Good undercard, good rumble, good PPV. Not many botches to choose from this time, which is good.

Star of the PPV: Steve Austin

Botch of the PPV: Jeff missing a leap off his brother into Faarooq's arms, instead falling between the two


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03/07/12 7:21:00 AM
#25:


Lfaqs should have all the missing posts.

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03/07/12 7:56:00 AM
#26:


How is Kane not the star of the Rumble!

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03/07/12 7:58:00 AM
#27:


Austin is going to the main event of wrestlemania, he beat the unbeatable Kane! He's won his third rumble after being taken out by Triple H! Bionic redneck! Bionic Redneck! Bionic Redneck! Yeah I voted Kane.

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03/07/12 9:27:00 AM
#28:


Kane did eliminate about 40 people that rumble, but Austin was wearing Kane's mask at the end! I don't know why I didn't say Kane as star, I wrapped it up quick after watching and forgot Austin spent half his time laying in the aisle.

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03/08/12 8:58:00 AM
#29:


Best acquire the next PPV.

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03/09/12 6:22:00 AM
#30:


SFxT takin' up valuable PPV time.

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03/10/12 1:34:00 PM
#31:


I swear i'll watch the uk ppv tomorrow.

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03/10/12 7:42:00 PM
#32:


While I have a little time here tonight, since 2000 was the most recent year voltch and Nee completed, let's look back on what Wrestlecrap inducted into their Hall of Fame from that year!

Wrestlecrap's 2000 ****er of the Year: David Arquette winning the WCW World Heavyweight Championship

Other inductions that occurred in 2000
- The Patterson/Brisco Evening Gown Match for the WWF Hardcore Championship
- Chyna's book, titled "If They Only Knew"
- Lo Down, an unsuccessful tag team that consisted of D'Lo Brown, Chaz, and manager Tiger Ali Singh
- Mae Young giving birth to a hand
- Naked Mideon
- T&A: Test and Albert
- WWF Betrayal for Game Boy Color

and in WCW...
- That 70s Guy, Mike Awesome
- WCW Backstage Assault, the final WCW video game ever!
- The Catch as Catch Can Match between Kidman and Malenko at Souled Out 2000
- Booker T's failed persona, GI Bro
- The Graveyard Match between Vampiro and The KISS Demon @ Bash at the Beach
- The Human Torch Match between Vampiro and Sting @ Great American Bash
- The KISS Demon
- A feud between Mark Madden and Gene Okerlund
- Ready to Rumble, starring former world champion David Arquette! CROWN EM, KING!
- The Skins match between Tank Abbott and Big Al @ SuperBrawl 2000
- The Viagra on a Pole match

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03/10/12 7:49:00 PM
#33:


WWF Betrayal was not a bad game actually as long as you tried not to associate it with wrestling whatsoever. It was a decent beat em up.

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03/11/12 9:41:00 PM
#34:


Some more inductions from 2000 that I missed...

- Mancow's match at WCW Mayhem
- Booker T vs. Jeff Jarrett in the one-time only San Francisco 49er Match for the WCW World title
- The live action version of The Grinch (Wrestlecrap's 2000 induction for a Christmas film)
- The Wedding Gown match between Stacy Keibler and Daffney
- Harvey Whippleman winning the Women's title
- Vince Russo's "shoot" promo at Bash at the Beach

And 1999's inductions! (not doing anything before 99). 1999 was the last year to not have a ****er of the Year award, but it did have...
- The Rock vs. Mankind on Halftime Heat
- Arli$$'s one-time only appearance in WCW, promoting Dennis Rodman of all people
- Jeff Jarrett vs. Chyna in a Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy
- The Maestro, a symphony-composer gimmick that never got over in WCW
- Dennis Rodman raping Gorgeous George
- The Iron Circle match between Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman
- The feud between Will Sasso and Bret Hart, which was on both Mad TV AND WCW Nitro
- Alex Wright, both his dancing and his Berlyn gimmicks
- Mosh's failed gimmicks, first Beaver Cleavage, and then being Chaz, an accused woman-beater
- Big Show's dad's funeral
- The Blonde ***** Project: A failed parody made by Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie
- Meat, one of Shawn Stasiak's many failed gimmicks
- Mark Henry falls in love with Sammy, who winds up being a dude all along
- The Fingerpoke of Doom
- The Junkyard Invitational match @ Bash at the Beach
- Oklahoma, WCW's answer to Jim Ross
- Se7en, a gimmick that Dustin Rhodes immediately gave up on during the character's debut
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea. Yes, that was his full name

Had they voted back then, 1999's ****er of the Year would definitely be the Fingerpoke of Doom. Once you wrap up 2001, I'll post the angles/characters/matches from that year got inducted into Wrestlecrap's Hall of Fame!

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03/12/12 4:17:00 AM
#35:


I'm about halfway through UK PPv, Nee's totally into SFxT.

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03/12/12 2:59:00 PM
#36:


Insurrextion 2001

Everyone's matches have been changed and Vince is not happy with Regal.

Vince's wife is responsible for all the changes on today's show. Regal's recapping a lot of these changes and its driving Vince insane.

Oh hey. Linda just showed up and she's in control again. Wonder how good this Linda restructured card will turn. The main event on the other hand hasn't been altered at all.

Foot and Mouth disease is being talked about. Remember when we had to kill off just about everything in sight when that epidemic happened?

JR couldn't make the trip to london but Heyman's around so all's good. We're about 7 minutes in and there's our first entrance!


Grandmaster Sexay Vs. Eddie Guerrero

Cole sounds so different, he's like really calm. Elbow by Eddie and a snapmare. What the hel is Sexay doing flopping around so much. Eddie's got the shades and he's making fun.

Boot by Sexay Eddie is dumped out of the ring and here's a baseball slide. Grandmaster starts to dance and Eddie attacks him. Taunting from latino heat. Sexay gets caught but an enziguri knocks dwon Eddie.

Backdrop and a clothesline. Grandmaster's got the momentum and Eddie takes a corner. Kick to the face and a powerbomb. Here come the goggles and Grandmaster goes for the hip hop drop and Guerrero gets out of the way.

Eddie sucks chants can be heard loud and clear. Sexay crashes into a corner and there's a pin Guerrero uses the ropes as leverage and he pulls out the win.


Stephanie is with Triple H and they're chatting loudly. Triple H comes with motorhead shirt.

There's that radicalz theme this means more Perry and Terri. Looks like Terri's refusing to wrestle.


The Radicalz Vs. Hardcore and Crash Holly


Molly's caught Terri, there's a slapfest. snap suplex and Molly's manhandling Terri. Slugfest between Hardcore and Perry. First blood goes to Hardcore. Suplex from Hardcore and Perry kicks out.

Clothesline and down goes Hardcore. Double team from the Hollys and Perry suplex Crash. Dean Malenko is tagged in. Droptoe Hold, foot to the face. Powerslam and Hardcore's in. Hardcore is cheapshotted by a nasty clothesline.

Dean Malenko's stomping and Perry continues the stomping on Hardcore. Brainbuster and Hardcore kicks out. Perry goes for an elbow, Hardcore got out of the way and he's dazed. Molly's in the corner waiting for a tag.

Crash comes in and he's cleaning house, Perry stops him in his track and Saturn got Holly in the corner. Weird Rana by Crash and Terri runs in to remove Crash. Molly and Terri have to be held back by their teams, meanwhile Perry uses a suplex and Crash is pinned.


Regal's being interviewed and he's got a fair few fans. We never got a Money match of Regal against Bulldog. Test is dead so we've got a match change.

Out comes the Big Show, woner who he'll be facing tonight then. Show calls Test a coward but out comes Test favouring his ribs.


Big Show Vs. Test

I guess we're getting the match afterall. Test is fighting and stomping and there's a lot of tape surrounding his ribs. Show dishes out of the sideslam.

Stomps on the ribs and an elbow drop on the ribs. Big Show using a neckbreaker and he's stepping all over the ribs, the refs are out to stop the match. Heyman calls out Test for being more stupid than brave. Big Show's walking away nobody can take him on.


OH WAIT A MINUTE SOMEONE'S WILLING TO FIGHT HIM! Bradshaw's out to beat the crap out of the Big show.

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03/12/12 3:00:00 PM
#37:




Big Show Vs. Bradshaw


Sidewalk Slam by the Big Show. I'm not sure why Bradshaw's out there but he's not doing very well ever since the action moved into the ring.

Oh wait he's punching back and Big Show's squashing him. On the outside Test is dying and moaning. Bradshaw's dodging an elbow drop and SHOUDLER BLOCK off the top knocks down Big Show.

Chokeslam incoming, Bradshaw holds on to the top rope and Big Show punches him out of the ring. Big Show's not done with Test he's got a chair at the ready, TEST WITH A BOOT! Down goes Show, Clothesline from Hell.

Bradshaw has won! He's been doing well this year.


Stone Cold is bullying The Coach.


FOUR TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH:

Edge and Christian Vs. X-Factor Vs. The Dudley Boyz Vs. The Hardy Boyz


Heyman: "Justin Credible who I know very very well"

Each team's going to pick a corner and X-Pac and Bubba Ray will likely start, Credible wants in though. Jabs from Credible, Bubba punches back, hiptooss and Justin tags out.

Matt is going to square off against Christian who forced a tag in. Christian already celebrating. Jeff is tagged in and the crowd is going crazy. Edge comes in and he hammers away. Jeff Hardy against Edge.

X-Pac comes in and everyone hates him. Jeff with a headscissor takedown and Matt tags in. Double team action on X-Pac.

The tables have turned and X-Pac rushes down on Matt, kicks and some stomps in the corner and the bronco buster does not gather a positive reaction. Justin Credible kicks and stomps as well. Hardy explodes with a double clothesline and he's looking to tag in anybody.

He finds Jeff, double dropkick and they get knocked around, Edge and Christian and The Dudleyz are brawling. All hell has broken loose. X-Pac gets caught for a twist of fate, Albert tries to interfere and fails miserably.

Swanton and out goes X-Factor. Unprettier on Jeff and the Hardyz have now been eliminated. Dudleyz haven't had much to do but here's a flapjack on Edge and Christian. Heyman points out how crowd favourites the Dudleyz like to wrestle slow, while the evil Edge and Christian use a lot of exciting high paced action.

Edge elbows Devon who is getting isolated, dropkick and Devon gets a shoulder up in time. Edge and Christian are making a fair few quick tags. Droptoe hold and Christian's keeping Devon in check. Edge tags in and continues the process. Both men are top rope and Devon pushes Edge off and he jumps in.

Bubba with a save, Devon's still in great trouble, Devon catches Christian off guard and plants him. Both men look for tags and Edge and bubba run in. Bubba cleans house Sidewalk slam, Christian elbows his partner, Bubba bomb on Christian. Devon with the flying headbutt on Edge.

Call for the tables. Double baseball slide, the table's raised and Edge an Christian get whacked, 3D is being setup and Edge pulls Christian to safety. GORE GORE GORE! RHYNO WITH THE GORE! Edge and Christian win! Little Spike Dudley just ran in to save his brothers. Rhyno takes a 3D!

So many adverts for these shows.


Oh hey look Eamon Holmes and Chris Tarrant, plenty of ITV stars on deck and ZOLA! ZOLA! ZOLA! ZOLA IS HERE HELL YEAH!

Right to Censor are out and Ivory's carrying a lot of tabloids. Hey look they've even censored the tabloids. Steven Richards wants to be our Martin Luther King. The ladies battle royal has been cancelled by the Right to censor.

Stevie asks the women to come out and first up is Jacqueline, Trish Stratus is up next, Lita gets the biggest reaction. Oh are these women the only ones participating in the Battle Royal? The women have had enough and they start ganging up on Ivory and she's losing all her clothes again.

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03/12/12 3:01:00 PM
#38:


Oh now the women are Richards are going to get it on. Trish's getting up close and personal with Richards and there's a low blow. Down go his trousers and he takes a DDT and a moonsault from Lita.

We get a video package on the submission match with Angle refusing to accept defeat. Benoit just stole Angle's medals as well.


TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH:

Chris Benoit Vs. Kurt Angle


Grappling early on and a lot of takedowns. Waistlock reversals and Kurt Angle's keeping his distance. They circle each other and back to the ground they go. Crossface is quickly let go of. Benoit's trying to get the arm and Angle's going for the ankle lock.

Benoit looks somewhat dazed and Angle's regrouping on the outside. Benoit punching away and Angle reverses, Benoit brings it down for a crossface. Angle's been getting out of those as fast as he can. Angle can now stomp on Benoit after bouncing him on the ropes. Snap Suplex by Angle on Benoit and he stomps on Benoit some more.

Belly to belly and Angle's now caught in Benoit's suplex. Momentum in this match is shifting ver quickly. Chops by Benoit and another suplex, another suplex and Angle's on the top rope. German Suplex by Benoit and Angle's taken a lot of them. Flying headbutt and Benoit pins Angle and takes up one fall.

Angle was playing possum and he squashes Benoit. Angle breaks up the ten count and Benoit's sort of just lying on the ground and looking hurt. Up goes Benoit on the top turnbuckle and Angle's punching him. Belly to Belly from the top and there's the count but Benoit kicks out.

Angle with another variation of the suplex and another cover that doesn't net him a win. He's going to wear down Benoit and suplex him to death. Guess what there's another suplex by Angle. This match has become Angle Suplex, Benoit kickout. Right hand by Angle and a small package by Benoit, didn't work. Benoit's now on the offense and he's chopping.

Reversal and some hard rights, rake to the eyes, DDT from Angle. Angle Slam countered, chop from Benoit and here come the germans, these guys are going to be dizzy. Benoit wants the suicide headbutt and Angle moved out of the way. Ankle Lock, countered into a Crossface, there's a series of rollups and HOLY WHAT THE HELL! Benoit just sweeped Angle in a two out of three falls match.

Oh hey the gold medals were down Benoit's pants.

Austin and Triple H are chatting. Debra is being called over she's the maid and she's starting to rebel. Austin can't control his woman.


Package of the upcoming Jericho vs commish match. Regal's out and the crowd's not able to fully boo him.


QUEEN'S CUP MATCH:

William Regal Vs. Chris Jericho


Stand off and Jericho's hair is crazy wet for this match. Jericho's got the wristlock and now Regal's got it. Hammerlocks are being used in this match and so are top rope maneuvers.

Chops by Jericho and Regal gets dropped on the barricade. Back to the ring they go and Jericho's crossbody covers Regal and there's a few stomps. Jericho can't quite get the Walls on and Y2J's shoulder gets whacked into the ringpost.

Regal working the arm now and Jericho is struggling to get out of it. Oh wow, Heyman's got a point Regal's got a huge bruise on his thigh. Headscissors by Jericho and a cover gets him nowhere. Dropkick Telegraphed, catapult and Regal's got all the momentum in the world.

Methodic offense so far by Regal. There's a guy with a lucha mask in the front row. Probably an El Santo or Mil Mascaras fanboy. Stomps from Regal and the cover is kicked out of. Elbow and Jericho's knocked out. Regal dumps Y2J back into the ring and he gets to beat him some more.

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#39:


Sunset flip by Jericho, regal with a clothesline after the kickout. Back to wearing down Jericho in the center of the ring. Backdrop from Jericho, Lionsault into the knees and Regal goes for a cover but Y2J kicks out of that one. Rollup and Jericho's got the walls on and Regal taps out in no time at all.

Jericho's won the Queen's cup and he's raising it, the commish ain't happy and he's assaulting Jericho with the Cup destroying it in the process.


Next up should be the main event and the Two Man Power Trip gets to beat the crap out of anyone in their way. Kane got wrecked and JR went nuts.


MAIN EVENT:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

HANDICAP MATCH:

Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin (c) Vs. The Undertaker


Stone Cold is still really popular with the UK crowd. Dead Man Walking's entrance taking forever even though he has a bike, like how!

The two man power trip is waiting in the ring and Undertaker's got a chair and both men get the hell out of the ring. There's a huge Gangrel sign in the crowd.

Triple H attacks from behind and the ref gets rid of the chair and Triple H and Stone Cold are working together stomping on Undertaker in the corner. Whip and Undertaker knocks the two of them out.

Undertaker knocks out Triple H, Sidewalk slam on Austin, out goes Triple H chokeslam attempt and Triple H catches him by the leg. Slugfest between Triple H and Undertaker and Austin runs in from behind.

The battle has pretty much moved up the ramp and Austin's going for a piledriver, countered by a backdrop. Triple H gets knocked around and Undertaker stalks him some more. The announcing table gets cleared out.

Heyman is compaining that undertaker took his monitor. Old school on Triple H and there's a cover which Triple H kicked out of. DDT and Triple H is down for now. Cover but Austin comes in time to break it up.

Oh the handicap team has to make tags now. If Triple H gets pinned Austin doesn't lose his title either. Missed right hand, but he gets the Thesx Press and the rest of the moves that follow until Undertaker catches him by the throat.

Triple H runs in and gets punched, Austin in trouble and Triple H stops him again. Double cothesline and Stephanie's now distracting the ref and Austin uses that distraction to hit Undertaker with a chair. Triple H is useless as Undertaker kicks out.

The Bionic Redneck's now in there oh wait now he's not, now he is. Triple H has been using a lot of cheap shots and Austin's geting frustrated and he's gone for three covers.

Undertaker fights back and hammers Triple H, sleeper hold by The Game and we get shots of Stephanie. Undertaker's eyes are rolling up! Shades of the old and Triple H is using the ropes. Undertaker catches some kind of second wind and he explodes on Triple H.

Austin's in there and he's going for a sleeper and Undertaker reverses it, suplex to counter the sleeper and Austin comes in off the second rope, shot to the midsection by Undertaker. Austin and Triple H are overwhelming Undertaker again.

Now Triple H is going up top and he jumps into a boot to the face. Austin comes in and Undertaker's right hands are knocking him around. He's beating up both members of the power trip. Triple H just got chokeslammed through the table. This is now a singles match for now, Stunner fails, boot to the face and there's a low blow while Stephanie distracted the referee.

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03/12/12 3:02:00 PM
#40:


Chokeslam on Austin anyway and Undertaker's not going for the cover and he took too long as Triple H runs in for the save. The Game is going for the pedigree, reversed into a catapult. Facebuster and a clothesline, Triple H could win this on his own, big boos as Mr. McMahon is coming out ringside.

Steel chair and he just hit Triple H in the face chokeslam on Vince, Chokeslam on Triple H and he covers him for the win, chokeslam on Austin. Stone Cold retains! Undertaker's now got the chair and he's dishing out pain to everyone.


Show Rating: **

Star of the Show: The Undertaker


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JaKyL25
03/12/12 3:09:00 PM
#41:


No title changes between Insurrextion and Judgment Day either!

Also no movement on the Invasion front just yet.

WWF Champion: Steve Austin
Tag Team: Steve Austin/Triple H
Intercontinental: Triple H
European: Matt Hardy
Hardcore: Rhyno
Light Heavyweight: Jerry Lynn
Women's: Chyna

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voltch
03/12/12 3:30:00 PM
#42:


This ain't an invasion, more like an integration.

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03/12/12 8:55:00 PM
#43:


Only noteworthy angles/feud-closers at this point are the following...

- After splitting victories at WM and Backlash, Jericho and Regal close their feud in a cage match, which Jericho wins by kicking the door in Regal's face and diving to the floor
- Due to Test helping Shane beat Big Show, Big Show begins feuding with him (you already knew this), even to the point where Big Show helps the Right to Censor get their final win in existence! Somehow Rhyno gets involved too, only because Big Show helps Rhyno retain the Hardcore title against Test, which Rhyno doesn't appreciate.

Stay tuned for the time-period between Judgment Day and King of the Ring, when things finally begin to shake up!

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TheKnightOfNee
03/12/12 9:46:00 PM
#44:


Oh god SFxT really is pulling me away from this. I'll watch about one match then think "man I should go play some sfxt"

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03/14/12 6:41:00 AM
#45:


easy solution: don't play games that don't have dan in them (as playable characters)

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JaKyL25
03/14/12 7:44:00 AM
#46:


I'm surprised you check this topic, Dante. They're 8 years away from Sheamus!

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03/14/12 9:13:00 AM
#47:


Oh great now I got sucked in by SFxT

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TheKnightOfNee
03/14/12 11:05:00 PM
#48:


Oh my god finally some progress from me.

No Way Out 2001

Angle and Rock are feuding! HHH and Austin are feuding! 3 stages of hell, Austin and HHH plan on taking up half the card this PPV.

Raven vs. Big Show

Raven runs up to meet Big Show and he's knocked down a handful of times off the bat. Raven finds a fire extinguisher and sprays himself some breathing room.

Some concessionist runs in to go after Raven, he gets a two count. Blackman and Hardcore Holly have run out too!

These guys are all going after Big Show, Billy Gunn runs out and pins Raven for the belt! He's the new hardcore champ!

Blackman and Holly are double teaming Billy. Raven gets a pin in this mess and wins his belt back.

A mystery woman runs out after Big Show, Molly Holly hits this woman with a garbage can lid. Raven is chokeslammed onto a garbage can and Big Show becomes the hardcore champ.

Fatal four way: Chris Jericho vs. X-Pac vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit

Benoit and Guerrero are working together and going after the other two. Now they're both delivering some chops to Jericho.

"X-PAC SUCKS!" chants from the crowd. X-Pac's been laying outside for five minutes. Now he's back with a spin kick and the crowd boos.

Almost an X facotr, Crippler crossface on X-Pac. Jericho jumps in and break this up. Guerrero hits X-Pac with a frog splash, another Jericho break. Benoit with a cover on Jericho now, Jericho's foot is on the rope.

Benoit with a nice suplex but now he's in the corner and X-Pac wants a bronco buster. It doesn't happen though, Jericho hits a missile dropkick.

German suplex and bridge from Benoit, Guerrero breaks the cover and these two allies are fighting now. Jericho and X-Pac are giving some suplexes to each other outside the ring. Benoit with a suplex from the top, both guys are down.

X-Pac running in to cover, Jericho too, but both Radicals kick out. Jericho and Benoit trading chops, almost a surprise cover! Crowd's trying to urge on Y2J as he's stuck in the corner.

Jericho counters a suplex into a victory roll, he turns it into walls of Jericho! In runs Guerrero, Jericho puts him in the walls! X-Pac runs in, X-Pac too! Here comes Justin Credible? Where'd he come from? Jericho hits him for good measure.

X-Pac and his buddy Justin both superkick Benoit together. Jericho lionsaults Guerrero and X-PAc stops the cover. X factor and Benoit stops this cover. Crippler crossface, Guerrero with a neckbreaker. Finally, a brief break in action.

Benoit suplexes Guerrero and hits a diving headbutt. Here's X-Pac with a kick, caught in a Jericho rollup and Jericho gets the win!

William Regal had the idea of pitting Stephanie and Trish in a match.

Who's our wrestler at WWF New York today? Oh, it's Busta Rhymes. Oh wait, it's Test... the European champ?

Trish is pushed all the way up to her chin today. Stephanie uses HHH's old theme.

Trish vs. Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie with a takedown and a couple clotheslines. They head outside and Stephanie is dumped into the crowd. She's making every Stephanie McMahon face she has in the bag during this match.

Trish with a neckbreaker and JR says "Trish has that Rikishi thing going on with her tights." Ha.

Bulldog from Trish, she goes to fix her tights and the crowd boos. DDT and Stephanie kicks out. Trish goes to the top and she's thrown down.

Pitcher of water splashed all over Trish! Except she's wearing black today, not white. Powerbomb and Trish kicks out, so Stephanie decides to strip Trish.

Double facebusters and out runs William Regal. He rolls Trish onto Stephanie, but stops the cover. He gives Trish a neckbreaker! Stephanie covers and wins.

Turns out Vince wanted a win by Trish. Time to hype up Raw tomorrow!

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03/14/12 11:06:00 PM
#49:


We're on to Austin/HHH already? Austin and HHH have been on a no-contact rule prior to this, for whatever reason.

HHH vs. Steve Austin

Austin with some punches and kicks, he's got HHH in the corner and fans are cheering for him. Thesz press ain't gonna work here.

Armbreaker to counter the pedigree, and HHH rolls outside. HHH's arm goes into the post about 5 times. And here's the Thesz press.

Austin takes a boot and some neckbreakers, crowd is super hot. Austin's turn to be thrown into the post a couple times.

Chop block from HHH, he's going after that knee. Couple shots and then a figure four. HHH is using the ropes for leverage. Hebner looks and HHH's head is on the ropes, whoops. But it's not his arms so no break. Instead Austin reverses the hold.

Austin's fighting out of some holds with a head scissor, another Thesz press. Austin wants a stunner, but he's caught in a neckbreaker. Two count on both guys. HHH leaps from the top, he's kicked and a stunner, Austin with the first pin!

Street fight: HHH vs. Steve Austin

Immediately to the outside of the ring, Austin gives HHH some suplexes on the ramp. Over to the spanish table, monitor to HHH's face! Austin tosses some chairs in the ring and now the two are in the crowd.

Back to the ring, HHH takes a dozen chair shots or more. He's getting destroyed. He somehow kicks out.

Oh god Austin found a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire. I think I'm hearing chants of "FOLEY FOLEY". HHH steals it and hits Austin, Stone Cold's face is bleeding like crazy. Both tables are cleared off now and JR can't even do commentary. HHH wants a pedigree but he's flipped through the spanish table!

Austin goes and grabs a beer, he smashes HHH in the face with it. HHH gets in a shot with the ring bell and knocks down Austin, two count! Neckbreaker on a chair, Austin's holding his head but a two count again. Sleeper hold, HHH turns it into a suplex on the chair and Austin kicks out again! HHH wants a pedigree on the chair but he's flipped out of the ring.

Chair right to the face of HHH! Now the stairs are thrown to HHH. HHH tries to fight back, the ringside area is a complete mess. He's got a sledgehammer! Ha, JR and Lawler are arguing over who put it under the announce table.

They're in the ring, Austin kicks away the sledgehammer and tries for the stunner, but HHH hits him in the face and a pedigree. HHH gets the pin and there's gonna be a cage match.

Steel cage match: HHH vs. Steve Austin

Austin thrown right into the cage and HHH is punching that bloody face.

HHH has the barbed wire stick and he puts it right on Austin's face. Austin reaches for a chair and hits his way out. Now Austin gets the barbed wire and gets HHH's face.

DDT onto a chair by HHH. Austin crawls to the corner, looks like the door is locked and won't be a way out. HHH wants to climb out, he's caught. Austin falls onto the ropes in a bad way and HHH just stands there for a minute? Austin gets back up and throws HHH down. He wants a stunner, HHH hits a pedigree! Two count! Austin kicked out!?

Austin's up and he walks right into a chair. HHH going for another pedigree but can't get it. Stunner! HHH kicks out of Austin's finisher.

Both guys reach out to grab weapons. Barbed wire and sledgehammer, and they both hit each other in their faces. HHH falls down on top of Austin, he gets the pin but both are out.

Minutes later both guys are getting up and Austin gives HHH a stunner so his music can play.

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03/14/12 11:07:00 PM
#50:


Kat is fighting for the right to nudity against Right to Censor.

I hear some sweet music, oh here comes Tazz. He's joining the announce table while Lawler fights. If Lawler wins, Kat gets to be naked, what a match stipulation.

Steven Richards vs. Jerry Lawler

Steven Richards has a funny shaped head. Lawler tosses out Richards. Now he blocks some hip tosses and hits a slam.

Richards takes off his shirt, does he think he's a Hardy boy or something. Ivory wants to interfere, Kat slaps Ivory.

Here comes the ho train from Richards, this train is definitely derailed. Lawler hits Richards with 26 punches. JR says it was 12.

Richards grabs a chair and Ivory is distracting the ref. But DDTs from Lawler and the chair is gone. Cover and Teddy Long is distracted again. Ivory runs in, she's slammed. Lawler ducks a belt shot. Kat grabs it but Lawler is turned and he's hit with the belt. Kat has to join Right to Censor.

Undertaker and Kane are in the tag division now.

Chyna released a book. I think I'll pass on this one.

Triple threat tag team table match: Kane & Undertaker vs. Edge & Christian vs. Dudley Boyz

The Dudleys meet the big guys on the ramp and get thrown off. Edge & Christian set up a table then get attacked.

Bubba and D-Von fins chairs and hit Kane & Taker. Now the Dudleys can battle with those Canadians in the ring. Bubba' hanging upsidedown and getting boots to the groin, what. Conchairto coming, Bubba ducks it.

Slingshot on Edge, but Edge grabs a chair and he hits Christian. Wazzup and BUBBA WANTS TABLES. Oh wait Kane and Taker are in this match, finally back up.

Double power slams, both big guys go to the top corner. A pair of flying clotheslines. Fans want tables as a pair are slid into the ring.

Dudleys are working with the Canadians temporarily, but it doesn't last. Dudleys want to give Christian a 3D, Taker stops it and wants a chokeslam, and Edge stops this. Undertaker getting suplexed and Kane pulls the table away.

Here's some chokeslams, here's two more. Taker sets up a table, this leg is bent to all hell, ha. How is this even gonna work.

Rikishi and Haku run out, what. They're beating up Undertaker and Kane. Edge tries to run Bubba through a table and he puts himself... into a table. Dudleys give a 3D to Christian through a table to win.

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