"tick tock my ass"
Haha, there's a "He Hate Rock" sign in the crowd. Go XFL.
Kurt Angle vs. The Rock
We're getting some chants of "ROCKY" and some chants of "ANGLE SUCKS". Crowd's making their favorite clear.
Rock going for the side russian leg sweep. Otherwise, he's sticking with smacks and kicks. Angle's got some shots in, here's a drop toe hold into the ankle lock! Shades of Ken Shamrock!
Belly to belly suplex from Angle, he's always hitting those suplexes. Samoan drop from Rock, two count. Suplex from the top, Rock with another two count.
Rock's tossed out of the ring, he hurt his leg. Oh no getting set up for the ankle lock. But Rock gets a DDT.
Big Show's music? What's he doing here? He chokeslams the ref, he chokeslams Angle. He chokeslams Rock. Everyone boos him.
Oh my god check the ref selling that chokeslam on the replay. Tongue out and everything.
Angle is first to move and covers but Rock is up too. Rock grabs the belt and knocks out Angle. Hebner is here and Angle kicks out.
Ankle lock is on, I think Tazz just swore. Rock's not giving up though.
Rock is standing, he hits the spinebuster. Off comes the elbow pad, people's elbow. Two count and Angle kicks out.
Turnbuckle cover being pulled off by Angle. Rock wants a rock bottom but gets driven into the turnbuckle. Olympic slam! Rock kicks out of this somehow. They're both no-selling the hell out of each other's moves.
Rock with some smacks, Angle gets run into the turnbuckle. Rock bottom, and uhhh Hebner pulls his count short while Angle lays there. Rock gives another rock bottom and pins.
Angle cries tears of sadness.
Star of the PPV: HHH
Botch of the PPV: I was gonna give it to the table that wouldn't stand up and then didn't break, but it's gotta go to Hebner pulling his count early while Angle lays flat on his back.
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