King of the Ring 2001
Who the hell is this DDP guy in my opening package, well Austin's spending a lot of time on and so's Benoit.
All about broken minds and this PPV looks to have some good talent on it. So I'm pretty damn pumped.
IT'S ME! IT'S ME! IT'S DDP! He came out through the crowd and Diamond Dallas Page has arrived! Wooooo!
This non-contracted man is giving me a promo about Undertaker's wife and not being PG and stuff, all this is kinda lame.
I take that back, this is incredibly lame. All DDP ever wanted was to be a famous guy.
Heyman:"I don't like it, I'm not a fan of DDP, I'm not a fan of WCW!"
Kurt Angle Vs. Christian
Nobody has ever retained King of the ring and Christian stomps on early on Angle. Revversal and now Angle's stomping on Christian some more.
These guys are apparently still buddies but this is King of the Ring! ANKLE LOCK! Christian gets out of it and there's a series of right hands.
Angle can't get the suplex at first but he uses it soon after. Angle's getting some support. Christian's head bounced off the announce table.
Christian does the same to Angle on the steps and back to the ring they go, Christian going up top and Angle pushes him into the barricade. Angle's still desperate to finish this.
Suplex and Christian kicks out. kick to the gut by Angle and a few more stomps. He's going for another suplex and another nearfall. Angle's not frustrated yet, inside craddle!
Angle's got another suplex and now he's getting angry. Stomps again and Christian punches back a couple of times, rake to the eyes, Spinning heel kick by Christian.
Wait here comes Shane McMahon and he's got a WCW shirt on and Angle clotheslines Christian. Kurt Angle with a high risk moonsault and he missed! Christian hits back and a backbreaker from Christian.
Another nearfall. This is a very good match so far, unprettier, no Angle turns into an Ankle Lock. CHRISTIAN CLIMBS ON THE REF TO GET TO THE ROPES!
UNPRETTIER BY CHRISTIAN TO COUNTER THE ANGLE SLAM! UPSET CITY! NO SHANE PULLS CHRISTIAN OFF! Kurt with an Angle Slam to win the match.
This is weird, Shane's meeting Angle in a street fight later on.
Stone Cold and Debra are backstage with coach, they're bullying Coach. Austin looks like he's never heard of WCW as coach says if he loses tonight the title might go there.
Video package of Undertaker's wife being stalked and this is just weird. DDP still wants to become famous.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!
Edge Vs. Rhyno
Second semi final and Rhyno spat in Edge's face, these guys are all friends. Edge chops Rhyno and this is a matchup of Spear versus Gore x3.
Rhyno showing off his balance, dropkick from Edge sends Rhyno out and he's favouring his knee now! barricade got to taste some flesh. Rhyno's dropped on it and Edge clotheslines him back down.
Edge hits the wall and Rhyno's trying to win this one by countout maybe? The turnbuckle has been exposed and Edge is back in the ring, Whip and Edge's sternum is hurting.
Rhyno using some high knees and Edge is dragged to the center for a cover and kickout! Punches from Edge and Rhyno's going to wear him down with a bodyscissors, JR is stunned.
Heyman's putting Rhyno over and Edge is struggling to get out of them. Big splash off the top rope by Rhyno but Edge somehow survived!
Irish whip, boot by Edge and Rhyno is dropped down. Atomic drop and a neckbreaker. Edge is starting to build up a little something here. He goes up top and Rhyno gets to him, BUT HERE'S A SUNSET FLIP FROM THE TOP!
Spinebuster! GORE INCOMING! GORE! SPEAR! GORE! SPEAR! GORE! SPEAR! Both mn are down and the ref is starting to count. Rhyno with the cover and Edge gets a shoulder up!
Rollup and Rhyno shoves him, GORE MISSES! DDT BY EDGE! HE'S PULLED OUT THE WIN!
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