Why are they showing the armed forces segment a second time?
TURN IT UP wait Steve Blackman is with Grandmaster Sexay? What happened to Scotty? Nooo, not X-Pac!
Steve Blackman & Grandmaster Sexay vs. X-Pac & Justin Credible
The crowd's going nuts with the X-Pac sucks chant as a bronco buster whiffs. X-Pac steals the sunglasses and... I can't tell if he was trying to dance or what but he failed at that cheap gimmick.
Look at Blackman go to work on everyone. Oh, he gets hit with double superkicks and that's enough for a win?
Apparently this match was all the pre-show stuff and somehow stuck in here, no wonder it was a squash match.
Time for the Gimmick Battle Royal, the only match this card I've seen before. I think I came across it searching for Doink matches years ago. <_< Heenan and Okerlund back for commentary.
You know Iron Shiek is old when John Tenta almost beats him to the ring. REEEPO MAN what a theme song.
Gimmick Battle Royal: Bushwhackers vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese vs. Iron Shiek vs. Earthquake vs. The Goon vs. Doink vs. Kamala & Kimchee vs. Repo Man vs. Jim Cornette vs. Nikolai Volkoff vs. Michael Hayes vs. One Man Gang vs. Gobbledy Gouker vs. Tugboat vs. Hillbilly Jim vs. Brother Love vs. Sgt. Slaughter
I guess Akeem wasn't a good enough gimmick for this event. Oh god we get a flashback to the Surviver Series with Okerlund dancing. "Here you see Slaughter in action." "That was then, now he's shooting blanks." Oh, Heenan.
Repo Man is out 3 seconds in, BOOOOO. And Tugboat dumps the Gobbledy Gouker, whose name I'm not allowed to really type on this site. And there goes Tugboat. John Tenta's out and Okerlund can't help but call him by name.
Kimchee's gone, Luke is gone, Cornette gone. And out the other side is the Dumpster. The Goon's out, And Volkoff is terrible at selling a whiff punch as he flies out. Doink tosses out Butch, no more Bushwhackers.
Kamala tosses Doink and the crowd boos hard. Michael Hayes out too, and Kamala pushes out One Man Gang. Slaughter will avenge Doink and he tosses Kamala. Slaughter tosses Brother Love, who gets tossed by Hillbilly Jim, and he's pushed out by Iron Shiek.
It's a shame Shiek is too old to do anything or else they could've made this marginally better. He spent most of the match holding on to the rope. Oh, and Slaughter puts on the cobra clutch after the match. Heenan won't shake hands with Okerlund.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...