Some kid won a Limp Bizkit contest, check out these photoshop skills. Poor kid, it's his favorite band?
Debra is Austin's wife? She gets to be Rock's manager for whatever reason, to make a storyline or something. Angle acting as fuel in forming the feud between these two.
No DQ? Who brought back commissioner Foley?
No DQ: Steve Austin vs. The Rock
Austin hits a Thesz press early and you know they're gonna tease their finishers already while the action's moving fast. And they head into the crowd, Austin gets to take a seat. Whoops Austin has to take a minute to fix his knee brace.
This is Rock's third straight Wrestlemania main event. He celebrates by being suplexed from the top, and off goes a turnbuckle pad. Austin's dumped out of the ring, luckily he falls on that pad.
Hebner trips over the stairs and Rock is hit in the face with the belt! Rock climbs onto a table, the table just shatters into pieces. Uh.
Rock's face is bleeding, he blocks going into that exposed turnbuckle. Neckbreaker and Rock's eating punches and knees. Rock channels his inner-Hogan and just runs Austin over a couple times.
Here's the ring bell, Rock nails Austin's face with it and both guys have bloody masks. This one guy at ringside with a Hawaiian shirt is going nuts as Rock is dropped onto the barricades. And a TV monitor into Rock's face.
Both guys staggering about, Austin gives some middle fingers, and Rock pushes away the stunner setup. Sharpshooter! Two bloody faces both screaming as this hold is on. Austin's in the middle, he crawls to the rope. Heyman and JR are arguing about who's biased.
Austin gets on the sharpshooter now! But Austin can't hold on for too long. But he puts on one more, and Rock's right by the rope. Austin with the Million Dollar Dream on now, he's reaching back to his days as Ringmaster! I never knew they'd acknowledge those days again! Rock climbs the rope to get a counter cover, man he is so slow at this.
Rock hits a stunner! Austin's own move! Nobody will be covered in this match! And out walks Vince McMahon to ruin a perfectly good match.
Both guys with spinebusters, Rock wants his elbow now! Elbow and the cover, Vince pulls Rock off of Austin. Rock chases Vince and runs into Austin who hits a rock bottom! Two count! Austin wants a stunner, not this time and Hebner is down.
Austin orders Vince to get a chair? And he hits Rock with it. Hebner's still out though, here he is and Rock kicks out. Austin wants to use the chair himself and he's hit with a rock bottom! Rock gives Vince some smackdown but then gets hit with a stunner! Kick out! Crowd's going nuts.
Finally Austin nails Rock with that chair. Rock kicks out again!? Austin's hitting Rock over and over with the chair. Austin finally gets a pin and Vince is happy. Austin and Vince shake hands, what has happened.
Vince and Austin celebrate with beers and he flips off everyone. then he hits Rock again for good measure.
Star of the PPV: Steve Austin
Botch of the PPV: Two announce tables both collapsing under no pressure at all.
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